tkirkby, chaotic female redguardian Altmer #### b ,%@h ~ ,8@LaS,---### ,## ----<---- |.......| |....=.[. |....|..| |.......| ----.---- --- [Tkirkby the Cantrip Caster] St8 Dx4 Co8 In14 Wi14 Ch7 AltRedFemCha+R Dlvl:1 $0 HP0(20) Pw40(40) AC1 Exp1 T55 Par Hal Latest messages You are severely hurt! [-1 -> 4] [-1 -> 3] Warning: HP low! The vandalizing flopping misses. The oubliette hits you! [-1 -> 2] Warning: HP low! You finish your prayer. The voice of Sophie Kinsella booms out: "Thou hast angered me." "Go forth, my minions, slay this mortal scum for me!" # Are you sure you want to pray? [yn] (n) You begin praying to Smoke. The steel fly hits you! You hear the wailing of the Banshee... [-1 -> 1] Warning: HP low! The owlbear who knows what time it is hits you! You die... Your inventory Amulets o - a tremolo amulet Weapons a - a pistol (weapon in hand) b - 100 pistol bullets (in quiver) Armor c - a pair of hippie heels (being worn) d - a victorian underwear (being worn) e - a black dragon scale mail Scrolls p - 4 scrolls called healing q - 3 scrolls labeled THE COURSE SETS TOO SMALL COURSES r - 2 scrolls labeled STRANGED PLACE BY MIND DEEND SP IS SWITCH s - a scroll labeled DSCHLSCHLSCH Potions i - a diluted blood-red potion j - 2 blood-red potions k - 2 blood-red potions l - a blood-red potion m - 3 blood-red potions n - a blood-red potion Final attributes You were stridently aligned Your alignment was 7 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: displacement Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 14 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 10 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 189 Scroll drop chance was reduced to 93% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 75% Ring drop chance was reduced to 97% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 99% Potion drop chance was reduced to 93% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 95% Tool drop chance was reduced to 82% Shop item generation was reduced to 81% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 80% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: short sword The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: dart The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: healing spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: general combat (turn 493) The following skill became untrainable after a while: two-handed sword (turn 72182) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: attack spells (turn 14086) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: divination spells Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 2% Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'hitwoman' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5054 turns ago Your areola diameter was 27 Monster spawn increase started at turn 91242 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 172322 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 3204 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1057050 The monster class that cannot be genocided was flying fish The monster species that spawned more often: petty checker grue (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: impatience reawaken (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: black mackerel (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: blazon housemother (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: elite sith (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: molten golem (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: transvestite (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: identifiably reciprocated weakened (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: sockwave mole (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: annubite (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: orc lord (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: ita mochi (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: starry patch (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: revindicating alright (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: rotten wraith (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: peatiest resenting (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: pubertal gruesomely (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: bottlesful sofa repapered corkier (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: polis (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: viking energy field (freq bonus 16) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do physical damage (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with illusion attacks (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: commiserate covert The monster species that never randomly spawned: stabilisator The monster species that never randomly spawned: stunted undead kop The monster species that never randomly spawned: dib blu The monster species that never randomly spawned: billhook sleepily The monster species that never randomly spawned: convect choreal The monster species that never randomly spawned: phase mold The monster species that never randomly spawned: fast mimicker The monster species that never randomly spawned: proximal restuffing The monster species that never randomly spawned: sparser metricate The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: acid sphere (corroded) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elven leather helm (leather hat, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Leo Nemaeus hide (lion skin, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: great houchou ((null), freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fire (ANDOVA BEGARIN, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Anastasia dancing shoes (bronze shoes, freq bonus 37) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lock manipulation (castle, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scaler mittens (dusty gloves, freq bonus 48) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of daring (felicitous, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: circular saw ((null), freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shoomdent ((null), freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of power (bloody, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flack helmet (green bowel, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orange ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orihalcyon gauntlets (fighting gloves, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spectrolite (dark blue, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cigarette ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: laser beam ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bugxplore helmet (self-type helmet, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: weighted flail ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: faerie floss rhing (splash of venom, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Armor (freq bonus 64) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: broadsword ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of totter (birthcloth) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy tar ball ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: elven helm (runed helm) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: trash sword ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: femmy trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: jasieen trap (freq bonus 4) The spell school whose books are more common was matter spells (freq bonus 15) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 269 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 81 Traps were extra hard to find 3% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 308 Strength training was -1 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -1 Constitution training was 4 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were immune to sickness You were paralyzed (-3) You were hallucinating (20) You were punished You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having displacement (0) You saw invisible You were suffering from a magic vacuum You had infravision You had 1394 points of nutrition remaining You had magic control You regenerated mana You were extremely unlucky (-10) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 250 spells Your pantheon consisted of the PDP-7, Sulis and Marfa Your deity was H. P. Lovecraft The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.4 (0a1af67b) - last build Mon Jun 26 13:12:27 2023. Sarah Kerrigan was extremely angry with you (9) You could not have safely prayed (7539) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status blessing 1X LIMIT(0) sigil of control 1X LIMIT(0) sigil of tempest 1X LIMIT(0) sigil of discharge 1X LIMIT(0) draw energy 1X LIMIT(0) power surge 1X LIMIT(0) appraisal 1 R LIMIT(0) panic digging 1 R LIMIT(0) phase door 1 R LIMIT(0) invoke deity 1 R LIMIT(0) Discoveries Armor hippie heels (red overknees) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures an ant 0 minigaters (8 created) 0 wild sheep (1 created) a sewer rat 0 angsty rabbits (1 created) 0 ungenomolds (1 created) 0 blue growths (1 created) 0 New Kops (12 created) 0 low grab kops (6 created) 0 Keystone Kops (1 created) 0 gold golems (1 created) 0 flying rogues (1 created) 0 pushpull walls (1 created) 36 creatures born. 2 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You have communicated with the gods 10 times You prayed to the gods 10 times You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You read items or engraved 6 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 6 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 1 time You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 3 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 7 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 2 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 9 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 1 time You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 3 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new redguard 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 1 time You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) high heels [Basic] (max Expert) (0 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (1 of 160) memorization [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (0 of 160) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) healing spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) divination spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) enchantment spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) protection spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) body spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) occult spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) elemental spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) chaos spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) matter spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (9 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) (none) Goodbye tkirkby the Altmer... You died in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 10 points, and 0 pieces of gold, after 55 moves. Killer: a monster (hallucinogen-distorted New Kop), while praying unsuccessfully You were level 1 with a maximum of 20 hit points when you died. You reached the 59th place on the top 10000 list. No Points Name Hp [max] 1 1085727 Corina-Twe-Bod-Fem-Law died in The Lost Tomb on level 32. Killed by a monster (tarball). - [165] 2 612368 Umbra-Mon-Jab-Mal-Neu died in The Spider Caves on level 27 [max 48]. Killed by a monster (electro spider), while being bound by Sing. - [115] 3 561129 Umbra-Mon-Bab-Fem-Cha quit in The Dungeons of Doom on level 24 [max 31]. 75 [149] 57 80 Ride-Com-Jab-Fem-Cha quit in The Dungeons of Doom on level 1. 32 [32] 58 46 tkirkby-Tha-Red-Fem-Cha escaped the dungeon [max level 1]. 34 [34] *59 10 tkirkby-Alt-Red-Fem-Cha died in The Dungeons of Doom * on level 1. Killed by a monster * (hallucinogen-distorted New Kop), while praying unsuccessfully. - [20] 60 6 Sarumand-Wom-Sov-Mal-Law died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 1. Killed by walking into a wall. - [12] 61 4 tkirkby-Tha-Red-Fem-Cha escaped the dungeon [max level 1]. 25 [25]