tkirkby, chaotic female transformer Altmer ----- --------------------- #############|...| |...................|#########,,,,,,,,,,,,....| |.....---------.....|%,^,,,,,,,###########|..(| |.....| |.....-,########## |...| |.....| |.....|,# +...| |.....---------.....|,# ---.- |...................|,# ,#,,,# ###--.---------+--------,# #,,### ,,,,,,, ,,,,#,,# #,## ---.--------,,######,,,,,`# #,# |...........,,,,,,,,,####,# ---.--- #,# |..........|######,### #,### +...... #,# |..........| #,,,# |....@|### #,# |..........| - -----.-- |.....-,,---|--- ------------ |........| -------#,-.....| |....<.... ##|.....| |........| |.....| ---------- ------- [Tkirkby the Cantrip Caster] St3 Dx5 Co9 In14 Wi17 Ch7 AltTraFemCha+R Dlvl:2 $85 HP0(20) Pw53(53) AC5 Exp2 T267 Latest messages WHAMMM!!! In what direction? [hykulnjb><] WHAMMM!!! In what direction? [hykulnjb><] As you kick the door, it crashes open! In what direction? [hykulnjb><] There is a wall in the way! (2x) # There is a wall in the way! (2x) The door resists! (2x) The door opens. The door resists! (9x) The door opens. There is a wall in the way! (3x) The door opens. # What do you want to zap? [nuv or ?*] In what direction? [hykulnjb><] You bash yourself! You die... Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 15 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: sleep resistance You could not have this property extrinsically: diminished bleeding Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 177 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 21 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 29 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 11 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 16 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 130 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 10 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 92% chance Ring drop chance was reduced to 86% Armor drop chance was reduced to 96% Tool drop chance was reduced to 97% Food drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 74% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 83% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 93% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: body armor The following skill could not be trained at all: enchantment spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: spear The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: body spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: polymorphing The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: healing spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: two-weapon combat (turn 4) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: elemental spells (turn 54989) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: gun control Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'fairy tails' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5266 turns ago Your areola diameter was 25 Monster spawn increase started at turn 72666 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 562986 In this game, Eevee's evolution was espeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 5288 Your limit for ascension was at turn 7870590 The monster class that cannot be genocided was fungus or mold The monster species that spawned more often: civilized zincate (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: timbale trespasser handkerchief (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: seaking (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: dark sister (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: cake monster (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: subduing mack tractional (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: bayonet tressiest (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: Eliane's shin-smashing sneaker (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: score growth (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: burler basement (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: analogical heavyset (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: lol ur stuff is wet now haha (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: cameroonie (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: b-type (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: sludge vortex (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: type whose M fell down (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: happy meal (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: ungraceful stingy (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: maud growth (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: ogre ruler (freq bonus 40) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want the Book of the Dead (freq bonus 9) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with petrification resistance (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have breath attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that explode when killed (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack to cause fever and chills (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are strong (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks corrode your equipment (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who can stabilize the space around (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: unethical righted bangle The monster species that never randomly spawned: string tanga girl The monster species that never randomly spawned: fierce chiropodist The monster species that never randomly spawned: battle girl The monster species that never randomly spawned: singtoner The monster species that never randomly spawned: adroit maschera The monster species that never randomly spawned: black bulb The monster species that never randomly spawned: argonian The monster species that never randomly spawned: opticist biennial stagnation prewarned The monster species that never randomly spawned: eloquence quoined The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: yawm stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: message (ONA DYSHIT BOLSHE VY UMERET) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of prism (prismatic) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: anti-drop (dropper) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: rainbow lightsaber (lightsaber) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: carotine injection (serum) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Ruth sneakers (stone-carved heels, freq bonus 31) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: water dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cryptic pole ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of outright evilness (chinese cloak, freq bonus 65) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enlightenment (crystal, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: droven crossbow (spider-legged crossbow, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ruby dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ABCDE helmet (alpha helmet, freq bonus 81) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cornuthaum (conical hat, freq bonus 49) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bombing (exciting, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: medical kit (leather bag, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fleece stone (gray, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bossgod stone (gray, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sack (bag, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: emerald dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inka sling ((null), freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bohemian ear spoon ((null), freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: consecration (MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: godmode (heavenly, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bad effect (numbing, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Hacker's Food ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: grayout cloak (bleached cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: alter reality (mysterious) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bleeding (dripdrop) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: left inventory trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: waterpool (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 470 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 96 Traps were extra hard to find 9% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1464 Strength training was 25 Dexterity training was 8 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 14 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having sleep resistance (0) Your chance to block was 40% You saw invisible You had infravision You had 1329 points of nutrition remaining You had magic control You had polymorphitis Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 250 spells Your pantheon consisted of Eilistraee, Kiaransali and Lolth Your deity was Lolth The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.4 (0a1af67b) - last build Mon Jun 26 13:12:27 2023. You could have safely prayed (0) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status blessing 2X Prepared(0) sigil of control 2X Prepared(0) sigil of tempest 2X Prepared(0) sigil of discharge 2X Prepared(0) draw energy 2X Prepared(0) power surge 2X Prepared(0) appraisal 2 R Prepared(0) panic digging 2 R Prepared(0) phase door 2 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 2 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons javelin (throwing spear) Armor low boots (walking shoes) Scrolls scroll of healing (A CERTAIN PEASANT RAILGUN) scroll of mana (THE COLORS WOULD BE MUCH FLEECIER IF THEY WERENT SO GODDAMN DARK) scroll of phase door (POPO LILI TIKTIK) scroll of standard id (ALL TEAM ELFS IS MORE POWER IN SUNNY) scroll of cure (SPHEDEMOUR BIRBIA ECHI EROPHTHI ATARMETRA CHELOOPS) scroll of heal other (EDGE PROTECTION) * scroll of extra healing (DBL DG DR) * scroll of greater mana restoration (THE NOTEYE INTERFACE IS NOT AN EYE) Wands wand of stun monster (slender) wand of striking (impoverished) wand of undead turning (woven) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 2 Level 1: Level 2: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You were a vegetarian You eaten 1 time You eaten food with animal by-products 1 time You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 2 times You killed 2 monsters You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 3 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 1 time You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new transformer 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times Your skills at the end (4 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Basic] (max Expert) (0 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (0 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Expert) (4 of 160) implants [Unskilled] (max Skilled) (0 of 20) memorization [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Basic] (max Expert) (0 of 160) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Basic] (max Expert) (0 of 160) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Basic] (max Expert) (0 of 160) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Basic] (max Expert) (2 of 160) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) healing spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) divination spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) enchantment spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) protection spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) body spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) occult spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) elemental spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) chaos spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) matter spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) (none) Goodbye tkirkby the Altmer...