tkirkby, chaotic female transformer Lunatic





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[Tkirkby the Crazy Person]  St8 Dx10 Co16 In15 Wi6 Ch11 LunTraFemCha+R
Min:4 $50 HP-4(76) Pw49(49) AC0 Exp5 T970 Hal


Latest messages
  The areola spore touches you!
  [-5 -> 20]
  The Aldinach touches you!
  [-8 -> 12]
  Warning: HP low!
  The squiggle tubularly misses.
  The bloody package touches you!
  You are severely hurt!
  [-5 -> 8]
  Warning: HP low!
  Your plate mail deflects the naga prisonmaster's attack.
  The educationally punched misses.
  The sand hunter touches you!
  [-1 -> 8]
  Warning: HP low!
  You hear the wailing of the Banshee...
  [-7 -> 1]
  Warning: HP low!
  The innocuous femmy touches you!
  You die...

Your inventory
  Armor
  m - an uncursed +0 plate mail (being worn) {200}
  p - the blessed +1 heavy mail named Upper World Killer {250}
  Comestibles
  k - an uncursed tripe ration {0}
  Scrolls
  a - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  b - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  c - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0}
  d - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0}
  e - an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  f - 2 uncursed scrolls of heal other {0}
  Wands
  j - an uncursed wand of cold (0:5) {0}
  q - an uncursed wand of sleep (0:2) {0}
  Tools
  s - a * uncursed bottle {0}

Final attributes
  You have transgressed
  Your alignment was  -16
  Your max alignment was  18
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have the double effect of this property: blindness resistance
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 128
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 11
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 13
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 18
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 12
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 116
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 87% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 95%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 10%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 91%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 98%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 86%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 86%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 96%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 81%
  Monster death drops spawned with only 81% chance
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: sexy flats
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: two-handed sword
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: scimitar
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: healing spells
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: two-weapon combat (turn 59)
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: healing spells (turn 88)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: symbiosis (turn 15757)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: two-handed weapons
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  1
  Your hairstyle was 'very long bundle'
  Your amount of casino chips was 0
  The last time you got a new haircut was 5969 turns ago
  Your areola diameter was 11
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 81967
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 181428
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was glaceon
  Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 24221
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 974643
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was human or elf
  The monster class that was spawned more often: quantum mechanic or other scientist (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: provoking gruelingly (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: doublesling centaur (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sniveled shacked (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: psychedelically gibbet (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: extant fiduciarily misapplier (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: electroencephalography product buffered (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: virginity averted (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bloodstone solstitial globalist (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dungeon slime (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: cornuchula (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: egelveil the bind (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: octopus (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: baldest boating (freq bonus 21)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sticky spore (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: debilitate faddism (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: adulterant tercel (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: siting intense (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wallblast dragon (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: resignation distributive (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: thick vrock (freq bonus 9)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who belong to the deep state (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make parrot sounds (freq bonus 24)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks slow you (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks freeze you solid (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with debuff attacks (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as rats (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks allow it to seduce you and steal several items (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat both meat and veggies (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks suck off your gear (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: weird patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: grawlix
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: claying effluvium crusade
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: treller vortex
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: domestic wood cattle
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: avert pork offending harlotry
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: taiwanese hyperbola
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: iceblock monster
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: soliquid feasibility howsabout acromegaly
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: dream stalk
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: flack helmet (green bowel)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: character recursion (gameplay-altering)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of hunger (gleaming)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bum bum boots (high iron boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: finger (old)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: sapphire (blue)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magic mapping (dusty)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: robe of protection (blue robe)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: hellish bolt (hellish)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of magical breathing (octagonal, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: compost bow ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wrapover stone (gray, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: symheal (todo, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quiz stone (gray, freq bonus 129)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: noisy boots (marji shoes, freq bonus 515)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of attrition (vigorous, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: proofloss stone (gray, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: antimatter pistol bullet ((null), freq bonus 223)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy silver ball ((null), freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Rosa's jewel (pink, freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elementalism (4OFAE OF9 SCC9, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: penis pole ((null), freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ruffled shirt ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cure freeze (snowy, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: low stat stone (gray, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: grave (engraved, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: detect water (generous, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: impossibly heavy obsidian ball ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: volcanic glass fragment (gray, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Spellbooks (freq bonus 80)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: black spell stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: plasteel cloak ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: warping (MY SPUTA WILL FLOW DOWN)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: peacekeeper mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: permacurse trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: insanity trap (freq bonus 6)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 909 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 90
  Traps were extra hard to find 12% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1228
  Strength training was 13
  Dexterity training was 8
  Wisdom training was 6
  Constitution training was 2
  Your sanity was 0
  You had 1000 alla remaining
  You were poison resistant
  You were hallucinating (20)
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You saw invisible
  You had 1716 points of nutrition remaining
  You had scent view
  You regenerated
  You had polymorphitis
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of the deep blue sea, Reimu and Tax Evasion
  Your deity was Elenya Pure
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.4 (0a1af67b) - last build Mon Jun 26 13:12:27 2023.
  You could not  have safely prayed (0)
  You are dead 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  eviscerate            5X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             5 R    Prepared(0)
      panic digging         5 R    Not Ready(1206)
  phase door            5 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          5 R    Prepared(0)
  polyform              1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (YNORI ERUP)
    scroll of mana (MEIN PAPA SPIELT MIT MEINEM ANUS)
    scroll of phase door (WHY DID THEY PUT THE LAYLA SONG ON AN INDEX)
    scroll of standard id (OM NOM NOM)
    scroll of cure (BUTANG ZOOMBOINGY ZOLIZEAL)
    scroll of heal other (ATTACK BY UNKNOWABLES MAYBE CANT DO)
  * scroll of extra healing (KLATHA DATHA NY ARYATHA)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (BLOCK HEELED COMBAT BOOTS ARE SO SWEEEEEEEEEEEET)
    scroll of charging (FINGER OF DEATH SELFZAP)
    scroll of earth (ROLL IS 5 AND BECOME STRONGER)
    scroll called xyzzy root password (TOME IS A CREATION BY DARKGOD)
  Potions
    potion of extra healing (coffee)
    potion called booze (dye)
    potion called juice taste (tasteless)
    potion of radium (baby's breath)
    potion of hallucination (dangerous)
  Wands
    wand of cold (pentagonal)
    wand of sleep (chiseled)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 3
  Level 1:
  Level 2:
  Level 3:
  The Gnomish Mines: level 4
  Level 4: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You eaten 2 times
  You eaten food with animal by-products 2 times
  You eaten meat 1 time
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You killed 17 monsters
  You read items or engraved 5 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You changed form 4 times
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 7 potions
  You zapped wands 1 time
  You read scrolls 4 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 1 time
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 1 time
  You had a minimum alignment of -22
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 5 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 4 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 1 time
  You kicked doors or locked containers 2 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 8 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 2 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 2 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 1 time
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You experienced good effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new transformer 0 times
  You allowed 0 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times
  You were low on health 0 times
  You were down to your last hit point 1 time
  You contracted lycanthropy 0 times
  You won 0 blackjack games
  You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times
  You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times
  You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times
  You sniffed worn socks 0 times
  You sniffed worn pants 0 times
  You were photographed by monsters 0 times
  You had your weapons dull 0 times
  You had your armors dull 0 times
  You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks
  You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing
  You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times

Your skills at the end (11 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    high heels         [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    general combat     [Basic] (max Master) (22 of 160)
    shield             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body armor         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (4 of 20)
    two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polymorphing       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (97 of 160)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (12 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (5 of 20)
    spirituality       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    petkeeping         [Basic] (max Master) (34 of 160)
    missile weapons    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    techniques         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    implants           [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    sexy flats         [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    squeaking          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    symbiosis          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form II (Makashi)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form V (Shien)     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form V (Djem So)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VI (Niman)    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    martial arts       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (46 of 160)
    two-weapon combat  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    riding             [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    knife              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    axe                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    pick-axe           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    short sword        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    broadsword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-handed sword   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    scimitar           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    saber              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    firearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    venom              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    whip               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lightsaber         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    occult spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    elemental spells   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    chaos spells       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20)
  Hidden Skills
    form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0
    form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0
    form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0
    form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0
    form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0
  Restricted Skills
    bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    grinder            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    (none)

Goodbye tkirkby the Lunatic...