tkirkby, chaotic female transformer Mastermind ### #,@ ##--@----------- #,.............| #,|............| #,|............| ---------,|(...........| ..***...|,-------------- |.*.*.*.|,# |.***...-,# ---------## [Tkirkby the Far Herald] St12 Dx4 Co6 In12 Wi19 Ch4 MamTraFemCha+R Spa:23 $0 HP-1(14) Pw24(24) AC10 Exp1 T99 Cnf Latest messages You kill the grabhappy plant! The air crackles around Keytu Framer. You see here a scroll of healing {0}. l - a scroll of healing {0}. What do you want to read? [d-il or ?*] As you read the scroll, it disappears. Being confused, you mispronounce the magic words... You feel healthier! You hear a mumbled incantation. There is a wall in the way! (4x) Keytu Framer swings his steel-capped sandal. Keytu Framer hits you! [-10 -> 4] You hit the death lichen. You see a door open. You kill the poor death lichen! You hear the rumble of distant thunder... Keytu Framer swings his steel-capped sandal. Keytu Framer hits you! You die... Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -40 Your max alignment was 11 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: displacement You could not have the double effect of this property: peacevision Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 6 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 23 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 27 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 21 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 5 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 171 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 10 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 76% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 99% Ring drop chance was reduced to 16% Potion drop chance was reduced to 98% Tool drop chance was reduced to 99% Food drop chance was reduced to 94% Shop item generation was reduced to 91% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 84% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 93% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: body spells The following skill could not be trained at all: chaos spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: two-handed weapons The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: healing spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: chaos spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: protection spells (turn 41) The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: enchantment spells (turn 240) You had blown your chance of training the enchantment spells skill The following skill became untrainable after a while: pick-axe (turn 67897) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: squeaking Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'love bundle' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5098 turns ago Your areola diameter was 11 Monster spawn increase started at turn 80963 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 307331 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 3303 Your limit for ascension was at turn 577488 The monster class that cannot be genocided was ghost The monster class that was spawned more often: rust monster or disenchanter (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: opal spore (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: all-time ogre (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: menstruation crasher (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: grey orc (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: cheesy firmest (freq bonus 40) The monster species that spawned more often: ladybug (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: dubbin gonococcic (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: heavy troopa (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: tormented potato (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: indestructibly setting (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: smoke clan (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: robed aim (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: pompeji clone (freq bonus 66) The monster species that spawned more often: giant ebony scorpion (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: yay you died (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: covid-19 patient (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: preteen recidivism (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: fighter ant (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: extra-deadly brain (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: ice lich (freq bonus 5) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that love to collect gems (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose corpses don't decay (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: arithmetician flamboyance The monster species that never randomly spawned: heatolisk The monster species that never randomly spawned: edgehog The monster species that never randomly spawned: china femmy The monster species that never randomly spawned: cantonese bath The monster species that never randomly spawned: teleport plant The monster species that never randomly spawned: rogue archer The monster species that never randomly spawned: feminine lady The monster species that never randomly spawned: aeronautical federated The monster species that never randomly spawned: lieuten-ant The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: gauntlets of the force (spacey gloves) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Thai combat boots (corona boots) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: filler cloak (mantle of coat) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: iolite (dark blue) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dark elven dagger (black runed dagger) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: crappy spear ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magic flute (flute) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: grassland (deitificial, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: covetous stone (gray, freq bonus 28) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fear (rusty, freq bonus 99) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: exciting armor ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ichcahuipilli (thick undershirt, freq bonus 28) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clairvoyance (luminescent, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of swimming (watery, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: infofuck stone (gray, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: color-changing cone (dark color helmet, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: conundrum nunchiaku ((null), freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elven toga ((null), freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: light (VERR YED HORRE, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: steel-capped sandal ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: autoscooter heels (flipflops, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: diarrhea (eyefloating, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of power (riding gloves, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tripe ration ((null), freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cure hallucination (glowing, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flame whip ((null), freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gain energy (cloudy, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Gems (freq bonus 87) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Rings (freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mind shielding (oblivion) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of spell forgetting (guilded) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: magic mapping (shapeless) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: frost horn (horn) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of premature death (deadly) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: antenna ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sprap boots (feelgood heels) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: brick chain ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tunnelization (threatening) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: flanged mace ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: cursed grave The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: fallout trap (freq bonus 7) The spell school whose books are more common was elemental spells (freq bonus 12) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 158 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 91 Trap difficulty was increased by 3 Traps were extra hard to find 13% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 523 Strength training was 5 Dexterity training was 10 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 7 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were confused (12) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having displacement (0) You saw invisible You had 1389 points of nutrition remaining Your memory was keen You had polymorphitis You were unlucky (-1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 250 spells Your pantheon consisted of Marie Curie, Georg Simon Ohm and Albert Einstein Your deity was Albert Einstein The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.4 (0a1af67b) - last build Mon Jun 26 13:12:27 2023. You could not have safely prayed (113) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status reinforce memory 1X LIMIT(0) research 1X LIMIT(0) zap em 1X LIMIT(0) appraisal 1 R LIMIT(0) panic digging 1 R LIMIT(0) phase door 1 R LIMIT(0) invoke deity 1 R LIMIT(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of healing (YOU CAN ME GLADLY WITH THE PARAGRAPH ALL BLOODY RATCHETS) scroll of mana (I AM THE BEST) scroll of phase door (POWER DAMAGE BY HEALTH POINT) scroll of standard id (BLADE GUARD OR SHOCK FIELD DO SO LITTLE DAMAGE THAT THEYRE USELESS) scroll of cure (MAKE ATTACK WHEN BATTLE) scroll of heal other (ELL HUROZUNTEL WHOTISPECI) * scroll of extra healing (PORKMANS BALLS HAVE EVERY EXTRINSIC IN THE BOOK) * scroll of greater mana restoration (MYHOELL KITAY) scroll called confusion (CONE ALACIO) Potions potion of confusion (sizzling) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: Space Base: level 23 Level 23: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 8 times You killed 2 monsters You read items or engraved 2 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 1 potion You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 2 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -40 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 2 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new transformer 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (0 of 160) polymorphing [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Master) (23 of 160) searching [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) spirituality [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) techniques [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) implants [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) memorization [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Basic] (max Master) (31 of 160) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) enchantment spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) occult spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) elemental spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) chaos spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) matter spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) (none) Goodbye tkirkby the Mastermind...