tkirkby, chaotic female redguardian Thalmor ------- .....-- -.....| | |@G...| |.. ---.....| |...?........-- -----------+-- [Tkirkby the Concordate Agent] St8 Dx14 Co10 In14 Wi10 Ch12 ThaRedFemCha+R Dlvl:1 $0 HP25(25) Pw10(10) AC-4 Exp1 T6 Hal Latest messages Add the unbalancor hybrid race to your character? [yn] (n) Add the warper hybrid race to your character? [yn] (n) Add the wind inhabitant hybrid race to your character? [yn] (n) Add the x-race hybrid race to your character? [yn] (n) Add the segfaulter hybrid race to your character (WARNING: NOT RECOMMENDED!)? [yn] (n) Hello tkirkby, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic female randomizer redguardian Thalmor. You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: Sorry for all the savebreak updates lately, it's the only way I can make sure the version of the game on this server is up to date because our multiversioning script is malfunctioning. If you had a previous game on the old version, please use 'Play Slash'EM Extended old version' from the launch menu. In case that still doesn't bring your old game back, contact me on the IRC or Reddit and I'll find a way to restore your game :-) Sincerely, Amy. The victorian underwear shapes your figure, but it isn't very practical to fight in. You're dressed like a '69 whore! The highly erotic boots weld themselves to your feet! The moon is waxing tonight. It's June, so Junethack is running... oh wait, no it isn't, it's dead. Oh well, that tournament sucked anyway, so you've certainly made the right decision to play SLEX. But while we're at it: If a single server administrator can blackmail the tournament admin and thereby decide which games are allowed to be in the tournament, that's a bad thing. pistols - This item radiates in an array of beautiful colors. It's very mesmerizing. There is a wall in the way! You begin bashing monsters with your black runed short sword. The yellow ooze squeals! You hit the Warder Kommissioner. You hear the quarterback calling the play. Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: warning You could not have this property intrinsically: quad attacks Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 151 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 11 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 7 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 25 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 14 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 74% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 98% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 49% Ring drop chance was reduced to 89% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 88% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 93% Tool drop chance was reduced to 90% Food drop chance was reduced to 96% Shop item generation was reduced to 90% Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: chaos spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: polearms The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: long sword The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: body spells The following skill became untrainable after a while: axe (turn 22596) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: riding (turn 54105) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: two-weapon combat Sticky curses were more common by 9% Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'long bundle' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5005 turns ago Your areola diameter was 31 Monster spawn increase started at turn 20507 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 123693 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2434 Your limit for ascension was at turn 339248 The monster class that cannot be genocided was orc The monster class that was spawned more often: flying fish (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: receive interjected (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: chief monkey (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: kati noise trap (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: neophyte yendorian daemon (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: chirrup finochio (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: sand fisher (freq bonus 48) The monster species that spawned more often: banana unsaddle (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: horsewomen harlot (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: drydrip mushroom (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: large twen (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: dim warp fungus (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: parasitic mind flayer (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: hl bloodsucker (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: lion (freq bonus 21) The monster species that spawned more often: friendly fire (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: unwitted diarrhea (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: taint monolithic (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: petty chill (freq bonus 21) The monster species that spawned more often: gnome watcher (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: reseat trepidation peter (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that laugh (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who imitate the quest guardians (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that produce tender farting noises (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are classified as petty (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks make you deathly sick (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: troglodyte witch doctor The monster species that never randomly spawned: great cancel dragon The monster species that never randomly spawned: king of the bongo The monster species that never randomly spawned: contamination beam The monster species that never randomly spawned: dead force fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: ivory force fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: greyfish The monster species that never randomly spawned: Cornelia's erotic block heel sandal The monster species that never randomly spawned: Spectral Kleever The monster species that never randomly spawned: dull fungus The monster class that always generated with extra speed: pudding or ooze The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: osbane katana ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: flame sphere (canvas) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: leather saddle (saddle) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: blood stream (menstruation) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cancellation (platinum) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: liquid ball ((null), freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: brick pick ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bamboo spear ((null), freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: meta bow ((null), freq bonus 24) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chloroform (blackthorn, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: grim shield ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bunny uniform (red leather armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of fumbling (shaking cloak, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: speed (dark green, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Mariya's jewel (green, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy cloth ball ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orange dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: difficult gloves (vampiric gloves, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tortilla ((null), freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: suguhanoken ((null), freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: plastic chain ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shield of light (shiny shield, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cone of cold (dog eared, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: skullcap (metal disk, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: green spell stone (gray, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Armor (freq bonus 31) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Eveline wedge sandals (ankle strap sandals) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of waking (awake) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: remove curse (PRATYAVAYAH) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bottle ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: wonder stone (violet) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: almut trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: heap of shit (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 66 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 93 Traps were extra hard to find 11% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 3519 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were sleep resistant You were disintegration-resistant You were poison resistant You were immune to sickness You were hallucinating (0) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You saw invisible You were suffering from a magic vacuum You had infravision You had 1488 points of nutrition remaining You regenerated mana Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 50 spells Your pantheon consisted of Manannan Mac Lir, Anu and Shan Lai Ching Your deity was Arioch The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.4 (0a1af67b) - last build Mon Jun 26 13:12:27 2023. You could not have safely prayed (281) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor hippie heels (red overknees) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 1 time You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new redguard 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Expert) (0 of 160) general combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) shield [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (1 of 160) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) occult spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) elemental spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) (none) Goodbye tkirkby the Thalmor... You and the thalmor called Rulindil the concordate agent escaped from the dungeon with 159 points, Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.