tkirkby, neutral female asgardish Chaos Sorceror --------|------- |............... |..............| |.........Q.@... ---------------- [Tkirkby the Chaotic Dweller] St13 Dx10 Co11 In16 Wi8 Ch8 ChaAsgFemNeu Dlvl:1 $1 HP16(16) Pw23(23) AC5 Exp1 T12 Latest messages spellbook of reroll artifact - This is a spellbook. Color: white. Material: paper. Appearance: brand-new. Spell level: 8. Spell school: chaos spells. Reading it allows you to learn a new spell permanently, or refresh your memory if you already know the spell. Read the description slowly before doing anything: It allows you to pick an artifact in your main inventory and rerolls its base item. You can only pick weapons, armors, rings or amulets, and the item in question may not be worn or wielded! For example, an artifact leather armor may become an artifact silver dragon scale mail. And of course there's a bullshit downside, which is in this case a loss of some maximum HP and Pw. Mr. X claws the undefined creature. The undefined creature is killed! 1 gold piece. x - a scroll labeled DEEP AS THE SEA {0}. What do you want to read? [a-di-lr-x or ?*] As you read the scroll, it disappears. You may enchant a worn piece of armor. What do you want to magically enchant? [f or ?*] Your robe of randomness glows silver for a moment. Your robe of randomness seems to have gained special magical properties! Your robe of randomness suddenly vibrates unexpectedly. You hear the footsteps of a guard on patrol. robe of randomness - This is a piece of armor. Color: brown. Material: leather. Appearance: cotton robe. Slot: suit. It can be worn for protection (armor class, magic cancellation etc.). A robe with a random enchantment, which happens to be Femmy's curse. AC is 1, and MC is 0. Pick an object. Q a quantum mechanic or other scientist (tame chaos polymorpher called Mr. X) (base level 7) (female) Accessing Pokedex entry for chaos polymorpher... Base statistics of this monster type: Base level = 7, difficulty = 9, AC = 3, magic resistance = 10, alignment 0. Normal speed (12). Normal generation, with frequency 2. Resists poison. No conveyed resistances. Genocidable, carnivorous, herbivorous, poisonous. Is a valid polymorph form for monsters only. Attacks: 1d4, claw (punch, hit, etc.) - polymorphs you There is a wall in the way! Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: psi resistance You could not have the double effect of this property: invisibility Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 175 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 14 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 91 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 11 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 5 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 284 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 81% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 93% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 10% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 94% Implant drop chance was reduced to 94% Potion drop chance was reduced to 91% Armor drop chance was reduced to 89% Tool drop chance was reduced to 88% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 98% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 89% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: enchantment spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: protection spells Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'extra long bundle' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5011 turns ago Your areola diameter was 29 Monster spawn increase started at turn 52730 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 192518 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2505 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1580850 The monster class that cannot be genocided was rodent The monster class that was spawned more often: lizard (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: contamination spore (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: demonoid (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: blue slaad (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: beige sentai (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: palled wisecrack inconsiderable (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: fro (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: starvation star (freq bonus 40) The monster species that spawned more often: vehivavy erotika (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: deepstate seraphon (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: truanting unsecured (freq bonus 7) The monster species that spawned more often: aerobic sootier (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: memechaun (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: orange chicken (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: uphill giant (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: squint-eyed rogue (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: disdaining nictitation (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: hacking pelted (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: less ogre (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: yale archdiocese (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: chaotic boomer (freq bonus 15) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks delete your data (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with identity-specific nastiness attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are extra nasty (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who deal random screwup damage (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from Animeband (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: aua The monster species that never randomly spawned: insurmountable warp fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: incurring benching The monster species that never randomly spawned: waifing coagulability kneading frequentation The monster species that never randomly spawned: everchanging light The monster species that never randomly spawned: ladiesman The monster species that never randomly spawned: empty box The monster species that never randomly spawned: moanful funded The monster species that never randomly spawned: iceblock bug The monster species that never randomly spawned: wincorn The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet versus death spell (torus) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: increase accuracy (clay) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: artifact creation (LOOKIE WHAT I FOUND) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pokelie stone (gray, freq bonus 22) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tortilla ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of conflict (politician cloak, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tiger cloak (taiga cloak, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elemental minion (propaganda, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: eternium mattock ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nether beam (crashbug, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of decontamination (engraved helmet, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: underlayer cloak (up-down cloak, freq bonus 84) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Magdalena combat boots (homo shoes, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: organoshield ((null), freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of dimness (viva cloak, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: infusion ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wooden flute (flute, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mining helm (round helmet, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: optional helmet (hardcore cloth, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clouds (VOLARE, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: material kit ((null), freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: incorrectly adjusted helmet (mechanical helmet, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magicite crystal (blue, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Wands (freq bonus 84) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: doom (one) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Nelly's jewel (yellowish brown) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ash (GREAT GATE OF OBLIVION) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: crystal plate mail ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: spirit axe ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: club ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: frag grenade ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: stuck announcement trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: sand trap (freq bonus 2) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 252 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 99 Traps were extra hard to find 5% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 261 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were possessed by the ghost of Femmy. (0) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1489 points of nutrition remaining You had scent view Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells Your pantheon consisted of Arle Nadja, Celine Jules and Miki Onimaru Your deity was Celine Jules The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.4 (0a1af67b) - last build Mon Jun 26 13:12:27 2023. You could not have safely prayed (270) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - cure random status 1 + chaos 0% 100% b - russian roulette 6 + chaos 98% 500% c - lycanthropy 5 + chaos 95% 400% d - reroll artifact 8 + chaos 100% 700% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status sigil of tempest 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Amulets amulet of restful sleep (lime) Armor robe of randomness (cotton robe) Scrolls scroll of undo genocide (A JO FINES A JO FEIER TSCHO DISEIER) scroll of enchant weapon (MASKELLI EREKISIPHTHE IABEZEBYTH) scroll of rumor (PSINA PSINA KRADIDA PSIOMOIPS) scroll of message (TIP BLOKA L DA GOVORIT CHTO SLESH IM ETO DER MO) scroll of healing (PRZECIAZONY) scroll of mana (THE VIRUS HAS TAKEN OVER TERRAHACK) scroll of phase door (DYNAHACK BOOTLEGACY) scroll of standard id (CAN A SNAIL AND A CARP HAVE OFFSPRING TOGETHER) scroll of cure (NASHI UL TRAS LUCHSHE CHEM DEVOCHKI IZ ANGLII) scroll of heal other (RESERVATROL IS SPELLED CORRECTLY) * scroll of extra healing (YAMROSKOOTR) * scroll of greater mana restoration (GNASH EM EXTENDED DENTAL PLAN) scroll of enchant armor (DEEP AS THE SEA) Spellbooks spellbook of cure random status (useful) spellbook of russian roulette (cadaverous) spellbook of lycanthropy (scrambled) spellbook of reroll artifact (brand-new) Potions potion of full healing (peppermint) potion of water (clear) Wands wand of secret door detection (multicolor) wand of enlightenment (smelly) Gems silver slingstone (gray) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You read items or engraved 1 time You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 1 time You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -10 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new asgardian 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Expert) (21 of 160) spirituality [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) squeaking [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) firearms [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye tkirkby the Chaos Sorceror... Youescaped from the dungeon with 161 points,