tkirkby, chaotic female redguardian Chaos Sorceror ,#, ,,@, #e,, --0-- |`..| ....| |...| |...| ----- [Tkirkby the Enemy of Order] St10 Dx4 Co10 In6 Wi5 Ch6 ChaRedFemCha Dlvl:3 $37 HP-1(56) Pw74(74) AC8 Exp5 T1635 Hun Par Latest messages The iron ball smacks into you! [-19 -> 9] Warning: HP low! [-1 -> 8] Warning: HP low! The innocuous femmy misses. Pick an object. e an eye or sphere (innocuous femmy) (base level 3) (female) Accessing Pokedex entry for innocuous femmy... Base statistics of this monster type: Base level = 3, difficulty = 4, AC = 7, magic resistance = 0, alignment 15. Fast (14). Normal generation, with frequency 1. Uncommon (by factor 3). Resists poison. Conveys poison resistance. Not genocidable, carnivorous, herbivorous floater. This monster is always female. Can be seen with infravision. Is a valid polymorph form. Attacks: 2d2, kick - feminism trap effect The innocuous femmy kicks you! Someone's hiding underneath a grave wall, but some of the grave walls have teleporters or cursed calleds underneath, so be careful! [-3 -> 6] Warning: HP low! The innocuous femmy kicks you! You fall in love with the innocuous femmy's incredibly erotic footwear, and are unable to fight back. You hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn... [-3 -> 3] Warning: HP low! The innocuous femmy kicks you! A stringy feminist named Gudrun is challenging you... You die... Final attributes You were devoutly aligned Your alignment was 14 Your max alignment was 17 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: the Force You could not have this property extrinsically: reflection You could not have the double effect of this property: free action Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 26 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 27 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 4 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 179 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 7 Scroll drop chance was reduced to 99% Potion drop chance was reduced to 80% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 96% Armor drop chance was reduced to 87% Food drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 91% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 83% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 94% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: two-handed weapons The following skill could not be trained at all: occult spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: two-handed sword The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: elemental spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: elemental spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: general combat The following skill became untrainable after a while: sling (turn 33455) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: gun control (turn 32818) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: symbiosis Number of artifacts generated was 2 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'fringe dance' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 6634 turns ago Your areola diameter was 29 Monster spawn increase started at turn 38297 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 63866 In this game, Eevee's evolution was leafeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 7060 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1112526 The monster class that cannot be genocided was nemese The monster species that spawned more often: figment of nastiness (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: drum vortex (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: interplanar pirate (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: fister (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: extincted tiger (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: nonscheduled sol (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: foolish rubber (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: infundibulum jumbler evanescence commute academicianship gofer (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: icy ray (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: flying fungus (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: undressing dowelled (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: vapor cloud (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: tortured traitor (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: ylva goblin (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: flowing whale (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: Naberius (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: chanop (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: grora (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: fistulae ascent cicatrize eucharistical (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: kebab zombie (freq bonus 27) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that wail (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that pick up magic items (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: colorful spore The monster species that never randomly spawned: voltigore The monster species that never randomly spawned: Fanny's lovely winter boot The monster species that never randomly spawned: besetting anaesthesia The monster species that never randomly spawned: queakline The monster species that never randomly spawned: crater force patch The monster species that never randomly spawned: whale The monster species that never randomly spawned: strap beamier The monster species that never randomly spawned: leering faxed The monster species that never randomly spawned: jacketed homely The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: elven spear (runed spear) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: metal guard (onyge) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: school cap ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: polyform (radiant green) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: volcanic glass fragment (gray, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boiler kaboom (watered, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: starwars mace ((null), freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: paving (GREEN CROSS ACTUALLY EXISTS, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: weakness stone (gray, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chocolate ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: reboot (programmed, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nurse uniform (white dress, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bituknife ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: food detection (YUM YUM, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: arcane gauntlets (runic gloves, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy chain ((null), freq bonus 38) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: red double lightsaber (double lightsaber, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: large box of digestion (wooden box, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: evil dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: maid dress (little black dress, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heroic dragon scale shield (heroic dragonhide shield, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hyper blue stone (gray, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ruby dragon scale shield (ruby dragonhide shield, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Jil velcro shoes (bayonet heels, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Amulets (freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: green dragon scales ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cure dim (colorglad) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sweet mocassins (womens footwear) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: remove blessing (light cyan) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tunnelization (threatening) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lag stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: tempohunger trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: cradle of chaos trap (freq bonus 3) The spell school whose books are more common was healing spells (freq bonus 13) The spell school whose books are more common was chaos spells (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 5 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 81 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 4527 Strength training was 26 Dexterity training was 29 Wisdom training was 13 Constitution training was 40 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were poison resistant You were immune to sickness You were paralyzed (-4) You were punished You had the following amount of cash stored in the bank: 96 You were possessed by the ghost of Elise. (0) You were possessed by the ghost of Jana. (16) You were possessed by the ghost of Gudrun. (355) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from using the force like a real jedi (0) You were suffering from a magic vacuum You had 210 points of nutrition remaining You regenerated mana Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells Your pantheon consisted of Arle Nadja, Celine Jules and Miki Onimaru Your deity was Miki Onimaru The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.3 (eab11a52) - last build Thu May 11 03:49:11 2023. You could have safely prayed (0) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - berserk 2 + chaos 9% 42% b - russian roulette 6 + chaos 98% 159% c - earthquake 7 + chaos 99% 184% d - throne gamble 7 + chaos 99% 184% e - resist random element 4 + chaos 90% 36% f - inertia 7 + enchant 99% 40% g - lava 6 + elemental 98% 48% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status sigil of tempest 5X Prepared(0) appraisal 5 R Prepared(0) panic digging 5 R Prepared(0) phase door 5 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 5 R Prepared(0) ballsliff 5 O Prepared(0) reinforce memory 2X Prepared(0) Discoveries Artifacts Bag of the Hesperides [unaligned bag of holding] Ring of Fast Living [unaligned ring of regeneration] Amulets amulet of restful sleep (shattering) Armor robe of randomness (white robe) Scrolls scroll of warping (HIT THE KEY BY VACUUM LEAF) scroll of enchant weapon (FINESTRE E UN SISTEMA OPERATIVO VERAMENTE STUPIDO) scroll of rumor (TSCHAEAUWIEAUW) scroll of message (I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK AND MY WOMEN SLUTTY) scroll of healing (AUF ZU NEUEN VIREN) scroll of mana (EATING CATS IN ELONA SHOULD INCREASE YOUR KARMA RATHER THAN DECREASE IT) scroll of phase door (THE AMY RAN A HALF MARATHON UNTRAINED IN 2H 38MIN) scroll of standard id (LH A D A ADEO) scroll of cure (BLESSED CHARGING GAVE ONLY ONE CHARGE) scroll of heal other (VOMIT TO MELT ENEMY) * scroll of extra healing (DECKARD CAIN SHOULD BE DEAD IN DIABLO 3 BECAUSE OF OLD AGE) * scroll of greater mana restoration (ALS OB FLY SEIN EIN DEUTSCHES JUGENDWORT WAER) Spellbooks spellbook of berserk (poultry) spellbook of russian roulette (malevolent) spellbook of earthquake (manila) spellbook of throne gamble (venerable) spellbook of resist random element (blue-hued) spellbook of inertia (jewel-encrusted) spellbook of lava (lavender-scented) Potions potion of paralysis (dimly-shining) potion of radium (unlucky) potion called water (clear) Rings ring of regeneration (yithian) Wands wand of cold (especially soft) wand of digging (sunny) wand of magic missile (motile) wand of punishment (old-testamentarian) Tools bag of holding (bag) Gems silver slingstone (gray) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 3 Level 1: Level 2: Level 3: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You eaten 5 times You eaten food with animal by-products 4 times You eaten meat 3 times You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 36 times You killed 23 monsters You read items or engraved 13 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 6 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 3 times You read spellbooks 3 times You successfully cast spells 3 times You failed to cast a spell 2 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 3 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -10 You had a maximum alignment of 14 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 1 time You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 1 time You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 1 time You got poisoned 1 time You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 1 time You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 1 ranged weapon ammo You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 3 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 13 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 2 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 4 wands You saw demons being gated in 1 time You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 1 time You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 1 time You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new redguard 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 1 time You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks Your skills at the end (11 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (21 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Expert) (27 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20) implants [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (17 of 20) squeaking [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) polearms [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Basic] (max Legendary) (65 of 160) firearms [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (29 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (4 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (9 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye tkirkby the Chaos Sorceror...