tkirkby, chaotic female swikni Mastermind











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[Tkirkby the Space Brother]  St8 Dx4 Co6 In17 Wi18 Ch4 MamSwiFemCha
Spa:20 $20 HP0(34) Pw49(49) AC12 Exp3 T29


Latest messages
  You miss the firstlich.
  The firstlich touches you!
  [-1 -> 29]
  You're covered in frost!
  [-11 -> 18]
  The firstlich hits you!
  The firstlich casts a spell at you!
  You sense a sinister feeling of loss!
  Your silk mail smoulders!
  [-4 -> 14]
  Your attack doesn't seem to harm the firstlich.
  You feel a bit steadier now.
  You miss the firstlich.
  The firstlich touches you!
  You're covered in frost!
  [-2 -> 12]
  The firstlich hits you!
  The firstlich casts a spell!
  The firstlich is suddenly moving faster.
  You die...

Your inventory
  Weapons
  g - an uncursed +1 raygun (alternate weapon; not wielded) {20}
  h - 150 uncursed +0 blaster bolts (in quiver) {3}
  k - an uncursed +1 survival knife (weapon in hand) {2}
  Armor
  e - an uncursed burnt +0 silk mail (being worn) {45}
  Scrolls
  l - 4 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  m - an uncursed strongly greased scroll of healing {0}
  n - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  o - 3 uncursed fireproof scrolls of phase door {0}
  p - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0}
  q - an uncursed greased scroll of cure {0}
  r - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0}
  Spellbooks
  a - an uncursed spellbook of horrify (2:2) {0}
  b - an uncursed spellbook of aule smithing (7:0) {0}
  c - an uncursed spellbook of ESP (0:1) {0}
  Potions
  i - an uncursed potion of full healing {0}
  j - an uncursed potion of cure insanity {0}
  Wands
  f - an uncursed wand of mana (0:18) {0}
  Tools
  d - an uncursed stethoscope {0}

Final attributes
  You were fervently aligned
  Your alignment was  10
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property extrinsically: free action
  You could not have this property intrinsically: half physical damage
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 199
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 13
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 7
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 19
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 21
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 10
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 141
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 62% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 90%
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 17%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 63%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 99%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 66%
  Implant drop chance was reduced to 86%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 19%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 99%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 98%
  Monster death drops spawned with only 98% chance
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: two-handed weapons
  The following skill could not be trained at all: general combat
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: flail
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: attack spells
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: chaos spells
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: techniques (turn 675)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: occult spells (turn 49448)
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  1
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 67772
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 369812
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 659204
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was worm
  The monster class that was spawned more often: vampire (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: totally not a kraken (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dire snake (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: rock piercer (freq bonus 60)
  The monster species that spawned more often: adorning feminist (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: heckled burmese (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: terrestric fungus (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: kobold alchemist (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: master deep dragon (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: celled overt (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wall dweller (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: extruder entering (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: troll boss (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fusing rejuvenating (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: shape supreme chaser misalphabetized aiding escrow retype (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: muck cattle (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sea elf (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: skeleton king (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: maltose carmine tyke (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: tunnel horror (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: player slime (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who snore (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do random things (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks corrode your equipment (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: blurred tunneller
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: ensnare recitation
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: vampire shadowcloak
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: lethe fungus
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Ona Kenugi
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: aspect of The Silence
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: frosty scorpion
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: strange scientist
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: fetish blowdart
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: petty chimpanzee
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: covetous stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: copper scourge ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: black dress ((null), freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: psybeam (psionic, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: aurora beam (swirling, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mallet ((null), freq bonus 21)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ribbed plate mail ((null), freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: metabolic stone (gray, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ash (fire-red, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Elena combat boots (meteoric steel boots, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orange dragon scale shield (orange dragonhide shield, freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of crap (sucker, freq bonus 35)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gushlush stone (gray, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Juen peep-toes (old brogues, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: platinum dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: silver bullet ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: speedbug boots (profiled boots, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dart ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of screwy interface (martial, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of aggravation (jarring cloak, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of drain resistance (black helmet, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: downer trip (trippy, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Amulets (freq bonus 75)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: worthless piece of orange glass (orange)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: passwall (ochre)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: resist paralysis (ongoing)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of propogation (crackling)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: two-handed sword ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bronze arrow ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: material stability (rock solid)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sawed-off shotgun ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dark elven mithril-coat ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: banded mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: dora trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: glyph of animation (freq bonus 14)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 556 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 100
  Trap difficulty was increased by 7
  Traps were extra hard to find 8% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 362
  Strength training was 12
  Dexterity training was 8
  Wisdom training was 0
  Constitution training was 2
  Your sanity was 0
  You had 1000 alla remaining
  You were resistant to fear
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You saw invisible
  You had 1452 points of nutrition remaining
  Your memory was keen
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 250 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Marie Curie, Georg Simon Ohm and Albert Einstein
  Your deity was Albert Einstein
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.5 (f081e799) - last build Sat Jan  1 23:01:14 2022.
  You could  have safely prayed (211)
  You are dead 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - horrify                4 +     occult   17%  300%
  b - aule smithing          8 +     occult  100%  700%
  c - ESP                    5 +     divine   49%  400%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  reinforce memory      3X     Prepared(0)
  research              3X     Prepared(0)
  zap em                3X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             3 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         3 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            3 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          3 R    Prepared(0)
  create ammo           3 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (VOR LAUTER ERREGUNG KAM ER SOFORT)
    scroll of mana (OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN)
    scroll of phase door (DARYGKO IAU IAU)
    scroll of standard id (STARODAVNI DOMENY TAYEMNYTSI HEY)
    scroll of cure (FUCK THE LORD OF THE FUCKUBI)
    scroll of heal other (MANCHNOBIS CHOLCHOBE MALASET IAT)
  * scroll of extra healing (HONNI SOIT QUI MAL Y PENSE)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (SOLARFLARE ABSOLUTELY LOVES SLEX AND ITS NASTY TRAPS)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of horrify (stupendous)
    spellbook of aule smithing (fist-patterned)
    spellbook of ESP (swirling)
  Potions
    potion of full healing (lavender)
    potion of cure insanity (abbreviator)
  Wands
    wand of mana (skew)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: level 1
  Level 1:
  Space Base: level 20
  Level 20: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You hit with a wielded weapon 9 times
  You killed 8 monsters
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 10
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 1 time
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You experienced good effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new swikni 0 times
  You allowed 0 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times
  You were low on health 0 times
  You were down to your last hit point 0 times
  You contracted lycanthropy 0 times
  You won 0 blackjack games
  You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times
  You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times
  You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times
  You sniffed worn socks 0 times
  You sniffed worn pants 0 times
  You were photographed by monsters 0 times

Your skills at the end (6 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    high heels         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    devices            [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    searching          [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    techniques         [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    implants           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form II (Makashi)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form V (Shien)     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VI (Niman)    [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    knife              [Basic] (max Legendary) (29 of 160)
    pick-axe           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    firearms           [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lightsaber         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    divination spells  [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160)
    enchantment spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    occult spells      [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    elemental spells   [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    chaos spells       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    matter spells      [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160)
  Hidden Skills
    form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0
    form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0
    form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0
  Restricted Skills
    two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    petkeeping         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500)
    missile weapons    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sexy flats         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    squeaking          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    symbiosis          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form III (Soresu)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Djem So)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    martial arts       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-weapon combat  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    riding             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    axe                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    short sword        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    broadsword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    long sword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-handed sword   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    scimitar           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    saber              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    mace               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    morning star       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    flail              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    quarterstaff       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    grinder            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    spear              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    javelin            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    trident            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lance              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    bow                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    crossbow           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shuriken           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    boomerang          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    whip               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    (none)

Goodbye tkirkby the Mastermind...