tkirkby, chaotic male transformer Lunatic

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[Tkirkby the Werespider]  St11 Dx9 Co15 In9 Wi10 Ch4 LunTraMalCha
Min:6 $13 HP62(104) Pw73(74) AC-26 HD9 Exp9 T1484 Sat Brd


Latest messages
  Stop eating? [yn] (y) 
  You stop eating the white dragon corpse.
  What do you want to use or apply? [eiBSTW or ?*] 
  You don't have anything to tin.
  s - a partly eaten white dragon corpse {960}.
  What do you want to use or apply? [eiBSTW or ?*] 
  You don't have that object.
  What do you want to use or apply? [eiBSTW or ?*] 
  You don't have anything to tin.
  You rebalance your load.  Movement is difficult.
  Your hard hat blocks the imp zombie's attack.
  You bite the imp zombie. (2x)
  You destroy the imp zombie!
  What do you want to eat? [fs or ?*] 
  You resume your meal.
  You're having a hard time getting all of it down.
  Stop eating? [yn] (y) 
  Your movements are only slowed slightly by your load.
  You choke over your food.
  You die...

Your inventory
  Weapons
  e - an uncursed +1 steel whip (weapon in foreclaw) {8}
  Armor
  a - a blessed burnt +1 helm of steel {20}
  b - an uncursed +1 pair of gauntlets of steel (being worn) {4}
  c - an uncursed +1 steel shield (being worn) {120}
  d - an uncursed +1 pair of kicking boots (being worn) {8}
  p - an uncursed -1 elven cloak {4}
  q - a cursed +0 dwarvish iron helm (being worn) {16}
  r - an uncursed +0 set of white dragon scales {20}
  G - an uncursed +1 field plate (being worn) {200}
  Z - a cursed +0 dwarvish cloak (being worn) {4}
  Comestibles
  f - 5 uncursed tripe rations {0}
  s - an uncursed partly eaten white dragon corpse {488}
  Scrolls
  g - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  h - 5 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  j - an uncursed scroll of standard id {0}
  k - an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  l - 2 uncursed scrolls of heal other {0}
  n - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0}
  v - a blessed scroll of standard id {0}
  J - a blessed scroll of healing {0}
  Q - a cursed scroll of heal other {0}
  Wands
  W - an uncursed wand of wind (0:4) {0}
  Tools
  i - an uncursed skeleton key {0}
  B - an uncursed oilskin sack {19}
  S - a cursed stethoscope {0}
  T - an uncursed tinning kit (3:12) {0}

Contents of the oilskin sack:
  40 gold pieces {0}
  an uncursed +0 hand blaster {12}
  an uncursed +0 boomerang {0}
  an uncursed +0 pair of wedge sandals {2}
  an uncursed food ration {0}
  12 uncursed slime molds {0}
  an uncursed lembas wafer {0}
  5 uncursed bananas {0}
  a blessed tripe ration {0}
  an uncursed scroll of identify {0}
  an uncursed finalized spellbook of magic missile (6:0) {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of passwall (0:2) {0}
  an uncursed potion of fruit juice {0}
  a * uncursed bottle {0}
  a blessed figurine of a gruff mummy {0}

Final attributes
  You were fervently aligned
  Your alignment was  11
  Your max alignment was  18
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property extrinsically: diminished bleeding
  You could not have this property intrinsically: dimmopathy
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 6
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 20
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 42
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 17
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 82% chance
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 51%
  Implant drop chance was reduced to 91%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 87%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 95%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 90%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 94% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 91% chance
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: occult spells
  The following skill could not be trained at all: implants
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: riding
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: shield
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: healing spells
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: elemental spells (turn 55057)
  Number of artifacts generated was  2
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  2
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 78667
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 128400
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was sylveon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 2073120
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was quadruped
  The monster class that was spawned more often: jelly (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Kankurou Nishiyama (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: blae alien (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: eliminate stereotyped (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sky gnome lord (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: carrion wyrm (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: peepshow lugging (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: scorched archer (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: mana vortex (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Kati's thick girl boot (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: heath (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: infernal (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: brown growth (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ninh (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: issue carmaker redecorated bumped (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Idiot Brain (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: tanja mortar (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wrinkled warp fungus (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dark horse (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: impishly relicensing (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: crappy spore (freq bonus 10)
  The monster trait that was more common: unique monsters (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that wait for you to come (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as undead (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks can shoot magic missiles (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with big fat head spikes (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as werecreatures (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks turn you into a green slime (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause it to stick to you (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain charisma (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who sell drugs to you (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: silver stalk
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Judge Fire
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: starlet thrower
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: exeggcute
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: frenzied ice spawn
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: oathbreaker
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: mordent unpleasantly ozonise
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: handicapped hc girl
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: forgotten star
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Jack the Ripper
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of time (weird cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: forbidden knowledge (uninscribed)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: nastypole ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: sharp pole ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: speedwagon's hat ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dixplosion gloves (demolition gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: sturdy plateau boot for girls ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: levitation (agate)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: shining wave (virtual)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of control (wishful cloak, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of bad casting (uncanny gloves, freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: grave (THIS IS YOUR GRAVE, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of chaotic (tasseled helmet, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heroic dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elven gauntlets (faded mittens, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of hostility (funk, freq bonus 25)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: prehnite (radiant, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pink sweets ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of misanthrophy (unspoken, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Henrietta combat boots (alloy boots, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of depetrify (charmed, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic mapping (dusty, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lockout (molded, freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of acceleration (empowering, freq bonus 27)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of truth (terrene, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of bad casting (uncanny gloves, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magictorch (khaki, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bum bum boots (high iron boots, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of opposite alignment (crested helmet, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Gems (freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bronze pick ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ash (fire-red)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: locking trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: pavement trap (freq bonus 5)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 178 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 84
  Traps were extra hard to find 1% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1713
  Strength training was 50
  Dexterity training was 32
  Wisdom training was 15
  Constitution training was 28
  Your sanity was 0
  You had 1000 alla remaining
  You were poison resistant
  You were level-drain resistant
  You had 1 points of enchantment expertise
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  Your chance to block was 34%
  You had 5218 points of nutrition remaining
  You were stealthy
  You had scent view
  You regenerated
  You had polymorphitis
  You were a werespider
  You were in beast form
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Eluvian, Moon and Lycanthus
  Your deity was Lycanthus
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.5 (f081e799) - last build Sat Jan  1 23:01:14 2022.
  You could  have safely prayed (0)
  You are dead 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - magic missile          3 +     attack   90%   90%
  b - passwall               6 +       body   98%   89%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  eviscerate            9X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             9 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         9 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            9 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          9 R    Prepared(0)
  polyform              5 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    helm of steel (radiant helmet)
    gauntlets of steel (fighting gloves)
    kicking boots (everlasting boots)
    wedge sandals (heeled sandals)
    elven cloak (faded pall)
    dwarvish iron helm (hard hat)
    dwarvish cloak (hooded cloak)
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (THE RAX)
    scroll of mana (RANTING BACILLUS)
    scroll of phase door (THE ELDER PRIEST WAITS IN THE YENDORIAN TOWER)
    scroll of standard id (SEXY PRINCESS CATHLETTE)
    scroll of cure (SUECHOL OGI ABS OLUTEN ULPEN)
    scroll of heal other (POWER PERFORATO AS BARET)
  * scroll of extra healing (PAPOU)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (NOT WITH THE HEADING AGAINST IT BOOM)
    scroll of identify (TU HAI DEVIATO DAL PERCORSO MORTALE)
    scroll called remove curse (STRAIGHT LINES IT SIGNED ME)
    scroll of enchant armor (HUGGING SOFT AND GENTLE)
    scroll of secure identify (EVEN RUBYNUS AND ADAMANTIUM ARENT THAT GOOD)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of passwall (stolen)
    spellbook of magic missile (pocket)
  Potions
    potion of fruit juice (stevia)
    potion of paralysis (luminescent)
    potion of healing (sticky)
    potion of ESP (palmarosa)
    potion of gain ability (mum)
  Wands
    wand of wind (cubic)
  Tools
    oilskin sack (bag)
    skeleton key (key)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 4
  Level 1:
  Level 2:
  Level 3:
  Level 4:
  The Gnomish Mines: levels 4 to 6
  Level 4:
  Level 5:
  Level 6: [mintn] <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You eaten 14 times
  You eaten food with animal by-products 12 times
  You eaten meat 12 times
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You hit with a wielded weapon 96 times
  You killed 71 monsters
  You read items or engraved 8 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You changed form 4 times
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 16 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 4 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 5 times
  You read spellbooks 2 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 1 time
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of -10
  You had a maximum alignment of 17
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 3 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 4 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 1 time
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 4 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 1 time
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 9 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 1 critical hit
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 23 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 1 scroll
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 2 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 1 time
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You experienced good effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 1 bones level
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new transformer 2 times
  You allowed 0 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times
  You were low on health 0 times
  You were down to your last hit point 0 times
  You contracted lycanthropy 0 times
  You won 0 blackjack games
  You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times
  You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times
  You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times
  You sniffed worn socks 0 times
  You sniffed worn pants 0 times
  You were photographed by monsters 0 times

Your skills at the end (19 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    high heels         [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    general combat     [Basic] (max Master) (29 of 160)
    shield             [Basic] (max Expert) (24 of 160)
    body armor         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (14 of 20)
    two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polymorphing       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (83 of 160)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (11 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20)
    spirituality       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    petkeeping         [Basic] (max Master) (27 of 160)
    missile weapons    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    techniques         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    implants           [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    sexy flats         [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (9 of 20)
    gun control        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    symbiosis          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form II (Makashi)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form V (Shien)     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form V (Djem So)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VI (Niman)    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    martial arts       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (24 of 160)
    two-weapon combat  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    riding             [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    knife              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    axe                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    pick-axe           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    short sword        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    broadsword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    two-handed sword   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    scimitar           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    saber              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    firearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    whip               [Basic] (max Expert) (116 of 160)
    unicorn horn       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lightsaber         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    body spells        [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    occult spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    elemental spells   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    chaos spells       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Hidden Skills
    form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0
    form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0
    form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0
  Restricted Skills
    bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    squeaking          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    grinder            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    (none)

Goodbye tkirkby the Lunatic...