tkirkby, lawful female bacteria Occult Master ------------ |..........| |..........| ...........| |.$.@k..<{.| |....u.....| ------.----- [Tkirkby the Risky Apprentice] St8 Dx9 Co7 In11 Wi17 Ch8 OccBacFemLaw Dlvl:1 $0 HP0(16) Pw39(39) AC10 Exp1 T5 Latest messages Message of the day: This is version 2.75, I'm aware that version updates are happening quite often lately, but if your old savegame seems to be gone, please go back to the main menu and choose 'SLASH'EM Extended - Old Version'. Your save might still be there. If not, send me a message --Amy Be careful! New moon tonight. Opel Manta misses the killer kobold. (2x) The killer kobold misses Opel Manta. You see here an ivy wand {0}. Opel Manta misses the killer kobold. (2x) The killer kobold stings Opel Manta. Opel Manta misses the killer kobold. (2x) t - an ivy wand {0}. What do you want to zap? [et or ?*] In what direction? [hykulnjb><] You imitate a popsicle! [-15 -> 1] Warning: HP low! Opel Manta misses the killer kobold. Opel Manta bites the killer kobold. A sinister darkness fills the area! The killer kobold just misses Opel Manta. The killer kobold stings you! You die... Your inventory Weapons f - a blessed +3 collusion knife (weapon in foreclaw) {2} Armor g - a cursed +0 black dress (being worn) {10} Comestibles i - 5 uncursed K-rations {0} Scrolls l - an uncursed scroll of trap disarming {0} m - a blessed scroll of stinking cloud {0} n - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} o - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} p - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} q - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} r - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} s - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Spellbooks a - a blessed spellbook of strangling (0:1) {0} b - a blessed finalized spellbook of tracker (0:5) {0} c - a blessed spellbook of blinding ray (4:3) {0} d - a blessed finalized spellbook of redemption (3:3) {0} Potions j - an uncursed potion of speed {0} k - an uncursed potion of invisibility {0} Rings h - an uncursed ring of stealth {0} Wands e - a blessed wand of inertia control (0:3) {0} t - an uncursed wand of cold (0:4) {0} Final attributes You have strayed Your alignment was -3 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 22 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 17 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 12 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 4 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 252 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 12 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 88% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 95% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 4% Ring drop chance was reduced to 68% Wand drop chance was reduced to 88% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 87% Tool drop chance was reduced to 97% Food drop chance was reduced to 99% Shop item generation was reduced to 90% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 88% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 93% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: martial arts The following skill could not be trained at all: divination spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: riding The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: divination spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: axe The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: martial arts (turn 21) The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: body spells (turn 860) The following skill became untrainable after a while: scimitar (turn 9885) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: saber (turn 38986) Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Monster spawn increase started at turn 133933 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 273361 In this game, Eevee's evolution was leafeon Your limit for ascension was at turn 4585768 The monster class that cannot be genocided was turret The monster species that spawned more often: clap lich (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: predictor untruthfully maneuver (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: deicidal reoccurred (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: card stalk (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: borborygmatic coruscative (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: Nico (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: bungus force patch (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: little spider (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: spender tambour (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: Umber Archon (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: hand of god (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: nukvah sephirah (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: sword familiar (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: hellfire orb (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: ancient cyan dragon (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: breakoff colony (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: pretesting sabering (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: hellhole wort (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: Stru-Bes (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: needle devil (freq bonus 24) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that howl at the moon (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks reduce your spell memory (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that hit as a +2 weapon (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat metal (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that love to collect gems (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters from the Evil Variant (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with highly corrosive chemical waste (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as giant (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: scene accelerando The monster species that never randomly spawned: ransoem The monster species that never randomly spawned: uncool goblin The monster species that never randomly spawned: apolitically carolinian nonzero smegma cyclamate The monster species that never randomly spawned: assleft dog The monster species that never randomly spawned: vines The monster species that never randomly spawned: westerhare The monster species that never randomly spawned: suggestive tweezed The monster species that never randomly spawned: zombie baddie The monster species that never randomly spawned: red spore lichen The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: trap creation (TOP SECRET DO NOT READ) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: trap creation (weird) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: maximum damage stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: suguhanoken ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of daring (felicitous, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: iron saber ((null), freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chromatic beam (chromatic, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: full healing (heretical, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: acid stream (colorful, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: swimming (aquatic, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: multi shoes (rainbow boots, freq bonus 39) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fire (simmering, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sedge hat (wide conical hat, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: relay (four-wired thing, freq bonus 193) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tripe ration ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: zebes pole ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: coffee (laurel, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: school uniform ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: feminism dragon scale shield (feminism dragonhide shield, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tarmustrokingnora stone (gray, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: jet (black, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gushlush stone (gray, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic banana ((null), freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worm tooth ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Rings (freq bonus 90) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ruby dragon scales ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tracker (pigtail) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: chalcedon (cyan) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: acid (measured) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: fedora ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: second skin (fleshy wrap) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: rifle ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: searching (miracle) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ghostly stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: short blade ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: status trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: fart trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 273 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 89 Traps were extra hard to find 97% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 606 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1496 points of nutrition remaining You could survive without air You had magic control Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells Your pantheon consisted of Kumiromi of Harvest, Opatos of Earth and Ehekatl of Luck Your deity was Kumiromi of Harvest The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.5 (f081e799) - last build Sat Jan 1 23:01:14 2022. You could not have safely prayed (162) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - strangling 1 + occult 1% 100% b - tracker 6 + occult 98% 500% c - blinding ray 2 + occult 1% 100% d - redemption 7 + occult 99% 600% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status sigil of discharge 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) pacify 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of trap disarming (TROPHY GET) scroll of stinking cloud (THANNOUITA KERTOMENOU PAKERBAO KRAMMASIRAT) scroll of healing (RESURRECTION) scroll of mana (MISSHAPEN SONICHU) scroll of phase door (S VEKTORI R TENSORI) scroll of standard id (PUUN TAFFY) scroll of cure (NUGG YEBBEH) scroll of heal other (TRICK 13) * scroll of extra healing (BUY C1AL1S CHEAP HERE) * scroll of greater mana restoration (PHD IN HIGH HEELING) Spellbooks spellbook of strangling (backward) spellbook of tracker (crepuscle) spellbook of blinding ray (multi-hued) spellbook of redemption (six-sworn) Potions potion of speed (golden) potion of invisibility (magenta) Rings ring of stealth (finger-jamming) Wands wand of inertia control (titanium) wand of cold (ivy) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 1 time You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -3 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new bacteria 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Master) (21 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Skilled] (max Supreme Master) (160 of 540) memorization [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) knife [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) morning star [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) orb [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) occult spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye tkirkby the Occult Master...