tkirkby, lawful male bacteria Occult Master --- --.--- |....| |.<..| --....| |.....| |-....--- |..G@G..- |.-----... -. -...` . .. . ... - ..| --- [Tkirkby the Dark Magician] St6 Dx5 Co7 In14 Wi7 Ch4 OccBacMalLaw Min:4 $76 HP0(35) Pw87(136) AC12 Exp3 T673 Bld Latest messages *Super Regene* The rock thrower Farter misses. [-2 -> 8] *Super Regene* The rock thrower Farter hits you! [-1 -> 12] [-2 -> 10] The rock thrower Farter hits you! [-5 -> 5] Warning: HP low! You hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn... [-2 -> 3] Warning: HP low! *Super Regene* The gnome hits you! [-1 -> 7] The rock thrower Farter hits you! [-6 -> 1] Warning: HP low! You die... Your inventory Weapons f - an uncursed rusty +0 collusion knife (weapon in foreclaw) {2} Armor g - an uncursed +0 black dress (being worn) {10} Comestibles i - 5 uncursed K-rations {0} Scrolls l - an uncursed finalized scroll of scare monster {0} m - a blessed finalized scroll of stinking cloud {0} n - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} o - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} p - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} r - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} s - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} z - an uncursed scroll of standard id {0} Spellbooks a - an uncursed spellbook of blank paper (0:0) {0} b - an uncursed spellbook of blank paper (6:0) {0} c - an uncursed spellbook of blank paper (3:0) {0} d - a blessed finalized spellbook of nexus field (0:5) {0} Potions j - an uncursed potion of water {0} k - an uncursed potion of water {0} v - an uncursed potion of water {0} Rings h - an uncursed +0 ring of gain intelligence (on right foreclaw) {0} Wands e - an uncursed wand of spellbinder (0:-1) {0} w - an uncursed wand of undead turning (0:-1) {0} x - an uncursed wand of slow monster (0:-1) {0} G - an uncursed wand of cancellation (0:5) {0} Tools y - an uncursed grass whistle {0} A - an uncursed tin whistle {0} F - a * uncursed bottle {0} Final attributes You were devoutly aligned Your alignment was 14 Your max alignment was 14 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: half spell damage You could not have the double effect of this property: wallwalking Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 10 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 20 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 23 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 14 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 11 Scroll drop chance was reduced to 93% Ring drop chance was reduced to 90% Potion drop chance was reduced to 98% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 93% Armor drop chance was reduced to 99% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 96% Monster death drops spawned with only 92% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: searching The following skill could not be trained at all: martial arts The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: techniques The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: club Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Monster spawn increase started at turn 29646 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 174582 In this game, Eevee's evolution was espeon Your limit for ascension was at turn 7046458 The monster class that cannot be genocided was piece of food The monster species that spawned more often: real water hound (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: rainbow fungus (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: grapheme hobbit (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: full nano officer (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: ancient blue dragon (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: adult heroic dragon (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: checkered force fungus (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: blanched taximan (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: prick warp fungus (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: undead warrior (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: sudo-migo (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: duergar thief (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: mistrial drone cheeping (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: weaponbearing lion (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: dolgsman hunter (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: Air Archon (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: helpseek zombie (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: ray turret (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: syndicate godsend readily (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: guardrail permeate (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause map amnesia (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks remove Elbereth engravings underneath you (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who use a pokedex (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are no valid polymorph forms for the player (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause bad effects (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can turn you to slime when eaten (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have no head (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: Shindou Saki The monster species that never randomly spawned: gobbledegook raggedy The monster species that never randomly spawned: edgehog The monster species that never randomly spawned: squall spirit The monster species that never randomly spawned: kentaurs knight The monster species that never randomly spawned: illusion monster The monster species that never randomly spawned: revivified patronizing The monster species that never randomly spawned: shard wort The monster species that never randomly spawned: steeplechase incision The monster species that never randomly spawned: dwarf whiplady The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: medium mithril-coat ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of peace (inka cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: shimmering dragon scale mail ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of virility (frantic, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: diamond dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: deafness stone (gray, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flame shield (dark red shield, freq bonus 100) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unwieldy gloves (graffiti gloves, freq bonus 42) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bow ((null), freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stealth (pageless, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy iron ball ((null), freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: time stop (continued, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chest (wooden container, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boulder ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bobble hat (corona mask, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of control (wishful cloak, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: white lightsaber (lightsaber, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wood chain ((null), freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: relocation (FUCK THE NOTELEPORT RULES, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lockout (molded, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orange spell gloves (cuddly gloves, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: red spell stone (gray, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: droven bolt (obsidian bolt, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Amulets (freq bonus 97) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sterilize (sexual) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: wax candle (candle) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: eucalyptus leaf ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: novice hammer ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: decoy making (cornflower) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: faint trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: monster cube (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 142 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 87 Traps were extra hard to find 11% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 984 Strength training was 33 Dexterity training was 13 Wisdom training was 7 Constitution training was 27 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were bleeding (12) You had 1 points of enchantment expertise You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 876 points of nutrition remaining You could survive without air You had magic control Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells Your pantheon consisted of Kumiromi of Harvest, Opatos of Earth and Ehekatl of Luck Your deity was Kumiromi of Harvest The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.5 (f081e799) - last build Sat Jan 1 23:01:14 2022. You could have safely prayed (0) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - preaching 1 + occult 0% 95% b - spellbinder 3 + occult 0% 195% c - satisfy hunger 4 + occult 38% 298% d - nexus field 7 + occult 99% 594% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status sigil of discharge 3X LIMIT(0) appraisal 3 R LIMIT(0) panic digging 3 R LIMIT(0) phase door 3 R LIMIT(0) invoke deity 3 R LIMIT(0) pacify 3 O LIMIT(0) Discoveries Armor helmet (hairnet helmet) Scrolls scroll of scare monster (DEBT) scroll of stinking cloud (MENTAL TRICK THE FORC AND DEFEN) scroll of healing (SHOTTYMAN GUNRUNNER FIREANGEL) scroll of mana (WE ZULLEN WINNEN OMDAT WE ZIJN DE KONINGEN) scroll of phase door (DESREVER TSEPMET) scroll of standard id (NONO STENTUM) scroll of cure (OIL YOU ASSHOLE) scroll of heal other (THE MISSINGNO DOES NOT CAUSE CRASH BUGS) * scroll of extra healing (ACME) * scroll of greater mana restoration (VELOX NEB) scroll of enchant weapon (GODDAMN THOSE BLUE STATUS LINES ARE VERY EYE STRAINING) scroll of flood (ONLY I KNOW HOW THE INTERIOR BUG IN FALLOUT 3 WORKS) Spellbooks spellbook of preaching (dripping) spellbook of spellbinder (yellow-stained) spellbook of satisfy hunger (dawn) spellbook of nexus field (many-paged) spellbook of blank paper (plain) Potions potion of fire resistance (present) potion of healing (moonshine) potion of invisibility (purple-red) potion of gain energy (black lily) potion of water (clear) Rings ring of gain intelligence (rock solid) Wands wand of spellbinder (skew) wand of undead turning (defective) wand of slow monster (cottonwood) wand of cancellation (film noir) Tools grass whistle (whistle) tin whistle (whistle) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 3 Level 1: Level 2: Level 3: [mazes] The Gnomish Mines: level 4 Level 4: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 26 times You killed 15 monsters You read items or engraved 4 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 2 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 2 potions You zapped wands 4 times You read scrolls 4 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 1 time You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -3 You had a maximum alignment of 14 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 2 times You heard farting noises 1 time You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 1 time You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 1 critical hit You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 1 time You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 1 time You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new bacteria 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 1 time You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 3 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times Your skills at the end (6 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Master) (30 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Skilled] (max Supreme Master) (160 of 540) memorization [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) knife [Basic] (max Master) (46 of 160) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) morning star [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) orb [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Basic] (max Master) (21 of 160) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) occult spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (28 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye tkirkby the Occult Master...