tkirkby, neutral male unicorn Cook







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[Tkirkby the one who forgot the salt]  St16 Dx17 Co11 In8 Wi10 Ch6 CooUniMalNeu
Dlvl:1 $0 HP10(10) Pw4(4) AC2 Exp1 T1


Latest messages
  Hello tkirkby, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a neutral male unicorn Cook.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Message of the day: This is a bleeding-edge development version of SLEX. Playtesters are welcome. You can help me in particular by playing the new roles and races that have been added lately. If you encounter any bugs or weirdness while playing, please notify me, the best way of contacting me is via the #em.slashem.me IRC channel (Freenode). --Amy
  The moon is waxing tonight.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Your inventory
  Weapons
  e - an uncursed +2 knife (weapon in hand) {2}
  Armor
  a - an uncursed +2 robe (being worn) {16}
  Comestibles
  b - 2 uncursed food rations {0}
  c - an uncursed carrot {0}
  d - 4 uncursed oranges {0}
  Scrolls
  f - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  g - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  h - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0}
  i - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0}
  j - an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  k - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0}

Final attributes
  You were fervently aligned
  Your alignment was  10
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property extrinsically: clairvoyance
  You could not have this property intrinsically: wallwalking
  You could not have the double effect of this property: the Force
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 20
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 23
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 61
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 7
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 24
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 13
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 88% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 87% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 92%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 12%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 90%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 97%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 26%
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: implants
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: attack spells
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: chaos spells (turn 4)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: martial arts
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 65629
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 282709
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was jolteon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1327950
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was archfiend
  The monster color that was spawned more often: bright blue (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: normal elemental (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ultra cockroach (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: modron quarton (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: adult silver dragon (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: saddling vaccinal (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lotus naga hatchling (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: very bad clone (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: borderer mashing (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: nimble turret (freq bonus 14)
  The monster species that spawned more often: blister wort (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: stalactoid (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lacquer ape (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: mean warp fungus (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: petty living wall (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: painbite snake (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lethe ettin (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: barbed orc (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: plague elemental (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lamyflagium (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: xtra caster lich (freq bonus 12)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are humanoid (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that usually spawn tame (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks shoot webs (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks increase your carried weight (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks can drain your skills (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who can cause Ragnarok (freq bonus 12)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are amphibious (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks can disintegrate you (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause fear (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Asmodan
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: momotuka
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: spitting lizard
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: gunfight optimistical
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: keter sephirah
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: bigger blob
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: lord toad
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: multi-hued growth
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: dark growth
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: greek catenaccio trainer
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: xan or other mythical/fantastic insect
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of outright evilness (chinese cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bronze morning star ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: adom cloak (mysterious cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: ether whip ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bright cyan beauties (plof heels)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: penis pole ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: wooden bar ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bloodsucking shoes (yellow sneakers)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: barrhing (CONVICT PATCH)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: quasar stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bronze arrow ((null), freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of vulnerability (eating, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: steel whip ((null), freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: power failure (perverted, freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: null chain ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dimness (viva, freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: restore ability (light brown, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lion cloak (barley cloak, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: star rod (rod, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: satisfy hunger (cute, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet versus stone (lunate, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: random dart ((null), freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pasta ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sapphire (blue, freq bonus 16)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tourmaline (red, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: booze (brown, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of sliming (mauve cloak, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: commander suit (black men's suit, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: confusion (orange, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ranseur (hilted polearm, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Spellbooks (freq bonus 56)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: elvis shoes (velvet pumps)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mojibake stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: no skill (shattering)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of admiration (fierce)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: radar (everlasting)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: spiked club ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: toxic (wasteful)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: droven spear (long obsidian spear)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: shimmering dragon scale shield (shimmering dragonhide shield)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: poison resistance (pearl)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: dark mode trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: cataclysm trap (freq bonus 5)
  The spell school whose books are more common was enchantment spells (freq bonus 8)
  The spell school whose books are more common was divination spells (freq bonus 13)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 343 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 61
  Traps were extra hard to find 17% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 604
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 0
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were fire resistant
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You could jump
  You had full nutrients
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of McDonalds, Kentucky's Fried Chicken and Burger King
  Your deity was Kentucky's Fried Chicken
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.6 (f54ae20f) - last build Sun Apr 26 12:35:59 2020.
  You could not  have safely prayed (351)
  You survived 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)
  lucky gamble          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (purple robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD)
    scroll of mana (SULKEMISAIKA)
    scroll of phase door (FULL HEALTHHY HALF DAMAGE)
    scroll of standard id (I CAN HAZ HP PLZ)
    scroll of cure (PENIS MASTURBATION)
    scroll of heal other (VW GIANT BEETLE)
  * scroll of extra healing (ERAU QSSI DRLO WEHT)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (SLEXY POLEARM DANCERS 2020)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Vanquished creatures
  0 fog dogs (1 created)
  0 little dogs (1 created)
  0 minidemons (1 created)
  0 hehehe-hehe tinies (1 created)
  0 silky anteaters (1 created)
  0 newts (1 created)
  0 twens (1 created)
  0 novice medium walls (1 created)
  0 crude turrets (1 created)
  9 creatures born.
  0 creatures vanquished.
  0 bosses born.
  0 bosses vanquished.

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new unicorn 0 times
  You allowed 0 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times

Your skills at the end (2 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    high heels         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    devices            [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    implants           [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20)
    symbiosis          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    knife              [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    firearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Restricted Skills
    shield             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polymorphing       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    searching          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    spirituality       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    petkeeping         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    missile weapons    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    techniques         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sexy flats         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    memorization       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    squeaking          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form II (Makashi)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form III (Soresu)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Shien)     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Djem So)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VI (Niman)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    martial arts       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-weapon combat  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    riding             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    axe                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    pick-axe           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    short sword        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    broadsword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    long sword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-handed sword   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    scimitar           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    saber              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    paddle             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    mace               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    morning star       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    flail              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    hammer             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    quarterstaff       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    spear              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    javelin            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    trident            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lance              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    bow                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    crossbow           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    dart               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shuriken           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    whip               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    unicorn horn       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lightsaber         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    attack spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    healing spells     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    divination spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    body spells        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    occult spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    elemental spells   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    chaos spells       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    matter spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)

Goodbye tkirkby the Cook...
You and the little dog
escaped from the dungeon with 3 points,
and 0 pieces of gold, after 1 move.
Killer: escaped
You were level 1 with a maximum of 10 hit points when you escaped.
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.