tkirkby, lawful male android Goff ----- |"..| +[..| |...+ +F..| |@..+ --- - [Tkirkby the Fanfic Reader] St16 Dx12 Co9 In11 Wi11 Ch5 GofAndMalLaw Dlvl:1 $0 HP14(14) Pw9(9) AC-2 Exp1 T4 Hal Latest messages Hello tkirkby, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a lawful male android Goff. You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: This is a bleeding-edge development version of SLEX. Playtesters are welcome. You can help me in particular by playing the new roles and races that have been added lately. If you encounter any bugs or weirdness while playing, please notify me, the best way of contacting me is via the #em.slashem.me IRC channel (Freenode). --Amy The victorian underwear shapes your figure, but it isn't very practical to fight in. You're dressed like a frickin' hardrocker! The highly erotic boots weld themselves to your feet! The moon is waxing tonight. dwarvish mithril-coat - This item radiates in an array of beautiful colors. It's very mesmerizing. Wait! There's a recelebrated negligible hiding under a gold piece! You begin bashing monsters with your morning star. The washcloth firstly buzzes! You hit the jackal. You curse at the Morgoth. You hear a door open. Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) Your inventory Amulets n - a finalized notched amulet (being worn) Weapons a - a pistol (weapon in hand) b - 100 finalized bullets (in quiver) Armor c - a pair of hippie heels (being worn) d - a victorian underwear (being worn) e - a black dragon scale mail (being worn) Scrolls o - 5 scrolls labeled DRIVING IT THEIR CART AWAY p - 4 scrolls labeled SEGFAULT PANIC CAUSES SAVEGAME CORRUPTION q - 3 finalized scrolls labeled GINOH DIVAD r - 2 scrolls labeled HIT SHIFTLY AND GHOS WHEN USED s - a scroll labeled HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR t - a scroll labeled ISTRACOTCSAS Potions f - 2 blue potions g - a blue potion h - a blood-red potion i - a blood-red potion j - 2 blood-red potions k - a blood-red potion l - 4 blood-red potions m - a blood-red potion Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property intrinsically: full nutrients Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 17 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 18 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 21 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 11 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 21 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 14 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 9 Scroll drop chance was reduced to 86% Wand drop chance was reduced to 90% Implant drop chance was reduced to 94% Potion drop chance was reduced to 94% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 90% Armor drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 41% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 81% of the time only The following skill could not be trained at all: elemental spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: gun control The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: dart (turn 66) The following skill became untrainable after a while: knife (turn 35321) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: unicorn horn Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Monster spawn increase started at turn 14848 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 184372 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Your limit for ascension was at turn 3020925 The monster class that cannot be genocided was trove The monster class that was spawned more often: ant or other insect (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: disinterestedly lash weaken (freq bonus 64) The monster species that spawned more often: terminator chess wild dog (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: epithalamium rector beriberi closure (freq bonus 56) The monster species that spawned more often: hudor kamerel (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: old negative dragon (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: neverending pain spiral (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: ofay tissuey canzoni swaggering unadvertised (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: Baeran (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: coequate sharecropped (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: giant sapphire dragonfly (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: frybone (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: Ariane's fleecy combat boot (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: jungle urchin (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: soft girl (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: decimalized joule (freq bonus 72) The monster species that spawned more often: angst plagiarize craggy (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: surface abortionist (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: wyvern (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: elven centaur (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: religious dirt birth (freq bonus 18) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with death resistance (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can control teleport (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: Dilara The monster species that never randomly spawned: nether patch The monster species that never randomly spawned: complexer spendthrift double The monster species that never randomly spawned: kuker The monster species that never randomly spawned: portiere boomeranged The monster species that never randomly spawned: chaotic elemental The monster species that never randomly spawned: ogre priest The monster species that never randomly spawned: meltingly auctioneer The monster species that never randomly spawned: vinyl stowable The monster species that never randomly spawned: steel zombie The monster class that always generated with extra speed: troll The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: lead bullet ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of map amnesia (forgettable) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: conflict (ruby) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of magic resistance (ornamental cope) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cure sickness (indigo) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: training stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of turn loss (running cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: ribbed plate mail ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: loadboulder (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: great pollax ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ether horn (horn, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: evil gloves (fatal gloves, freq bonus 72) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe (red robe, freq bonus 31) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ragnarok (all-ending, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chain and sickle ((null), freq bonus 29) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: crystallization (cavernal, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sand hostage chain ((null), freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of control (ember, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tripe ration ((null), freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quicksand (UUM MAAMA MIA, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: noisy boots (marji shoes, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sapphire dragon scale shield (sapphire dragonhide shield, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of magic resistance (rare, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unfair attack stone (gray, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: confusing gloves (warped gloves, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amnesia stone (gray, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: electric sword ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: insulate (long, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: droven helm (spider shaped helm, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mojibake gloves (multilinguitis gloves, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: miscasting stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Ultimate Tsuyoshi Special (camo) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: helm of underwater action (scuba helmet) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bubbling hole (frightful) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: laser beam ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: covetous stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bardiche (long poleaxe) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gauntlets (odd pair of gloves) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: levitation (floating) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy stone ball ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: falling tub trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: violet spell trap (freq bonus 2) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 938 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 60 Traps were extra hard to find 32% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 325 Strength training was 1 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 1 Your sanity was 0 You were disintegration-resistant You were level-drain resistant You were hallucinating (20) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were aware of the presence of covetous monsters You had infravision You had 1495 points of nutrition remaining You could survive without air You had resistance to death rays Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells Your pantheon consisted of Kiaransali, Moloch and Dumathoin Your deity was Peabody The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.6 (f54ae20f) - last build Sun Apr 26 12:35:59 2020. You could not have safely prayed (867) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status draw blood 1X Prepared(0) calm steed 1X Prepared(0) dazzle 1X Prepared(0) turn undead 1X Prepared(0) create ammo 1X Prepared(0) attire charm 1X Prepared(0) blood ritual 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor hippie heels (red overknees) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 kobolds (1 created) 0 low snotlings (10 created) 0 grid xorns (1 created) 0 ninja boys (1 created) 0 minighosts (1 created) 0 novice dark walls (1 created) 15 creatures born. 0 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 1 time You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new android 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) gun control [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (21 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye tkirkby the Goff... You and Cornelia Fuck escaped from the dungeon with 166 points, 1 notched amulet (worth 150 zorkmids), and 0 pieces of gold, after 4 moves. Killer: escaped You were level 1 with a maximum of 14 hit points when you escaped. Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.