stoneming, neutral female klackon Pokemon -----.- |.....| |..<..| |G}.}.+ |@k...| ------- [Stoneming the CROC] St18 Dx13 Co13 In11 Wi7 Ch8 PokKlaFemNeu Dlvl:1 $0 HP0(20) Pw4(4) AC7 Exp1 T283 Latest messages [-1 -> 4] The back pew hits you! [-1 -> 3] Warning: HP low! The back pew misses. (2x) The back pew hits you! [-1 -> 3] Warning: HP low! The back pew hits you! [-1 -> 2] Warning: HP low! The back pew hits you! You hear the wailing of the Banshee... [-1 -> 1] Warning: HP low! The back pew hits you! [-1 -> 1] Warning: HP low! The back pew hits you! You die... Your inventory Comestibles a - 2 uncursed tripe rations {0} b - an uncursed apple {0} c - 4 uncursed bananas {0} d - an uncursed cram ration {0} Scrolls f - an uncursed finalized scroll of return {0} g - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} h - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} i - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} j - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} k - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} l - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Wands e - an uncursed wand of enlightenment (0:0) {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 11 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property intrinsically: EXP boost Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 199 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 30 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 39 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 20 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 3 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 135 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 98% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 92% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 51% Ring drop chance was reduced to 70% Armor drop chance was reduced to 87% Tool drop chance was reduced to 92% Food drop chance was reduced to 98% Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: club The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: squeaking The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: high heels The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: two-handed sword The following skill became untrainable after a while: short sword (turn 43893) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: polymorphing Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 98 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'hard night' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5282 turns ago Your areola diameter was 28 Monster spawn increase started at turn 58693 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 794497 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 4128 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1077440 The monster class that cannot be genocided was mummy The monster class that was spawned more often: dragon (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: totally bad warp fungus (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: rusmot (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: repercussive sputum (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: firework loosen (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: eastern unavoidability menstruate corsage (freq bonus 21) The monster species that spawned more often: magenta jelly (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: Yendorian Keelhauler (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: edged troll (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: curvefish (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: thorned strider (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: geriatrist premised (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: faded face (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: dwarven warrior (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: coalbox sexto (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: brown bulb (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: oddish notification (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: porter magnetic fungus (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: symmetric meniscectomy (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: cobalt elf (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: their fucked color (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are slithy (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that were generated by jonadab's perlscript (nope, slex is not being taken over by robots) (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with psionic blasts (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from Dungeon Lords (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who belong to the deep state (freq bonus 16) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are unsolid (freq bonus 5) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain wisdom (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are unsolid (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: decision refurbished The monster species that never randomly spawned: bulletator o The monster species that never randomly spawned: rastered wort The monster species that never randomly spawned: secretive stealerator The monster species that never randomly spawned: minor rat-man The monster species that never randomly spawned: dim force patch The monster species that never randomly spawned: samite feminized The monster species that never randomly spawned: cave leaper The monster species that never randomly spawned: spoof privet reel The monster species that never randomly spawned: newsgroup lady The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cure confusion (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: printed shirt (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: red tea (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: vault cloak (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Meltem's jewel (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: take selfie (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: black opal (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lacquered dancing shoe (Weapons, freq bonus 29) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: alloy chain (Chains, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pick-axe (Tools, freq bonus 27) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of cyan glass (Gems, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: loot chest (Tools, freq bonus 24) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: free hand bug stone (Gems, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flying boots (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: acid (Wands, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enchant weapon (Scrolls, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cancellation (Spellbooks, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: covid-19-coated cloak (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: psybeam (Wands, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yith tentacle (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of menstrating (Implants, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Sonja sneakers (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: laserfist (Tools, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cobalt chunk (Gems, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: power failure (Spellbooks, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: green spell stone (Gems, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of passion (Implants, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 65) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: robe (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mini-nuke (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gas grenade (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bone stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of polymorph (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: unaffected candle (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: geolysis (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: defusing box (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: teleportation (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: stairs trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: doorning trap (freq bonus 12) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 901 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 87 Traps were extra hard to find 3% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 993 Strength training was -1 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 10 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were disintegration-resistant You were acid resistant You had used the hangup function, which means you're either a FILTHY CHEAT0R or you have a shaky internet connection. Hopefully it's the latter so Amy doesn't have to reinstate the hangup penalty. (1) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1218 points of nutrition remaining You could fly You had confusion resistance Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 120 spells Your pantheon consisted of A'En, Dr. Oujide and Team Missile Bomb Your deity was Dr. Oujide The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Sun Dec 29 01:54:53 2024. You played for 0:10:39 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could have safely prayed (45) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status poke ball 1X LIMIT(0) summon team ant 1 R LIMIT(0) appraisal 1 R LIMIT(0) panic digging 1 R LIMIT(0) phase door 1 R LIMIT(0) invoke deity 1 R LIMIT(0) buc test 1 R LIMIT(0) symbiosis 1 O LIMIT(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of return (CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS THE AUNT OF AMYS BROTHER) scroll of healing (WE WILL RENAME THE MONK ROLE TO MAFIA BOSS) scroll of mana (JUMP OFF A BRIDGE) scroll of phase door (PARALLAX PROBLEM) scroll of standard id (LOCKE COMES AND DOES EVIL THINGS TO BRIENNE) scroll of cure (THE ELDER PRIEST WAITS IN THE YENDORIAN TOWER) scroll of heal other (NONDESCRIPT DESCRIPTION) * scroll of extra healing (AMITRIPTYLINE FLUOXETINE ACETAMINOPHEN) * scroll of greater mana restoration (MASKELLI EREKISIPHTHE IABEZEBYTH) Wands wand of enlightenment (enviable) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 little jackals (1 created) 0 camera eyes (1 created) 0 tiny cats (1 created) 0 tucholds (1 created) 0 cave kobolds (1 created) 0 emotic nymphs (1 created) an eevee 0 back pews (1 created) 0 gless children (1 created) 0 karate scrubs (1 created) 0 dream-beams (1 created) 11 creatures born. 1 creature vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 1 pet You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new klackon 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 1 time You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 6 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Skilled] (max Supreme Master) (160 of 540) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) squeaking [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form I (Shii-Cho) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form II (Makashi) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form III (Soresu) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form IV (Ataru) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form V (Shien) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form V (Djem So) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VI (Niman) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VII (Juyo) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VII (Vaapad) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VIII (Wedi) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) type 1: stiletto heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) type 2: cone heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) type 3: block heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) type 4: wedge heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) riding [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills (none) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) healing spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) divination spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) enchantment spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) protection spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) occult spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) elemental spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) chaos spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) matter spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) (none) Goodbye stoneming the Pokemon... You died in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 0 points, and 0 pieces of gold, after 283 moves. Killer: a monster (back pew) You were level 1 with a maximum of 20 hit points when you died. No Points Name Hp [max] 1 5023773 Meltem-Sam-Tme-Fem-Neu died in Gehennom on level 91. Killed by a monster (doh sephirah). - [273] 2 204308 Melanie-Pre-Nor-Fem-Law died in Green Cross on level 74. Killed by a monster (hedderjedi). - [133] 3 131612 Yasaman-Top-Bad-Fem-Cha died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 29. Killed by a monster (silver lady pump of Moloch). - [88] 41 13 doublezmag-Arc-Hum-Mal-Neu escaped the dungeon [max level 1]. 18 [18] 42 4 Bowsah-Arc-Hax-Fem-Cha escaped the dungeon [max level 1]. 20 [20] * 0 stoneming-Pok-Kla-Fem-Neu died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 1. Killed by a monster (back pew). - [20]