stanlog, neutral male bastard Bard




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[Stanlog the Rhymer]  St7 Dx10 Co5 In5 Wi10 Ch9 BrdBasMalNeu
Dlvl:1 $0 HP0(11) Pw7(7) AC7 Exp1 T767


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Your inventory
  Armor
  b - an uncursed +1 leather cloak (being worn) {7}
  h - an uncursed +0 robe (being worn) {16}
  Comestibles
  c - 6 uncursed apples {0}
  d - 11 uncursed oranges {0}
  Scrolls
  n - a blessed scroll of light {0}
  o - 2 blessed finalized scrolls of blank paper {0}
  p - 3 blessed scrolls of blank paper {0}
  q - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  r - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  s - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0}
  t - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0}
  u - an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  v - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0}
  Spellbooks
  l - a blessed spellbook of mana bolt (1:3) {0}
  m - a blessed spellbook of blank paper (0:1) {0}
  Potions
  e - 4 uncursed potions of booze {0}
  f - 2 uncursed finalized stainless potions of booze {0}
  Rings
  w - an uncursed ring of free action {0}
  Tools
  a - an uncursed wooden harp (weapon in hand) {0}
  g - an uncursed tin whistle {0}
  j - an uncursed magic marker (1:0) {0}
  k - an uncursed felt-tip marker (0:100) {0}

Final attributes
  You were fervently aligned
  Your alignment was  10
  Your max alignment was  14
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property intrinsically: teleport control
  You could not have the double effect of this property: polymorph control
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 157
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 12
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 17
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 34
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 37
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 12
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 6
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 95% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 82% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 88%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 86%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 92%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 95%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 99%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 85%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 78% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 95% chance
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: techniques
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: two-handed sword
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: attack spells
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: two-weapon combat (turn 420)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: attack spells (turn 23939)
  Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 5%
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 85422
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 149863
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was jolteon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1556550
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was mummy
  The monster species that spawned more often: hata-sleepa (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Marionette (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: benediction fauve (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: greuvenene (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: centrifugalize filching (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: rigmarole antiphony (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: animated golden statue (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: irk younker misfitted occlusal (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: frest bug (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lethe ettin (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: steam automaton (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: gnawer compulsion (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: really big tarantula (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: old sky dragon (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: nolor rat (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: navy mushroom (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: organized hc thief (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: gray twen (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: stickshoe (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: biffed jumbler (freq bonus 9)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks make you more hungry (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: violet starlit sky
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: protist weevilly
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: master twen
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: chuckling star
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: krushe
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: dazzling piercer
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: multi-hued warp patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: yellow ray
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: antimatter patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: blinked concluded
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: scimitar (curved sword)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: disintegration bar ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of dispatch (vodoun, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dark elven short sword (black runed short sword, freq bonus 170)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quiz helm (deformed helmet, freq bonus 120)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: secretion dagger ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Sarah's jewel (cyan, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: meltdown (salted, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: astral view (astral, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shield of peace ((null), freq bonus 25)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fire boots (hot boots, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bossfight stone (gray, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create create scroll (PLUS 100 MAGIC MARKER, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: food ration ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orange dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: self-willed heels (imaginary heels, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy leather ball ((null), freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of telepathy (visored helmet, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: book stone (gray, freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: battle-axe (double-headed axe, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: special effects (draconian, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: terror (conspiratory, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Gems (freq bonus 88)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: alloy hostage chain ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: ruea trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: wakeup call trap (freq bonus 1)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 561 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 46
  Traps were extra hard to find 9% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1971
  Strength training was 1
  Dexterity training was 1
  Wisdom training was 6
  Constitution training was 43
  Your sanity was 0
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You had 730 points of nutrition remaining
  You had echolocation
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 40 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Garl Glittergold, Flandal Steelskin and Urdlen
  Your deity was Flandal Steelskin
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.0 (7e8f7104) - last build Sun Mar 21 05:17:56 2021.
  You could  have safely prayed (0)
  You are dead 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - mana bolt              2 +     attack   90%   93%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  primal roar           1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Amulets
  * amulet of conflict (cuboid)
  * amulet of covetous warning (nude)
  Armor
  * super mantle (red mantle)
  * dummy cloak R (angband cloak)
  * dummy helmet H (aluminium helmet)
  * cloak of conflict (guild cloak)
  * robe of power (camo robe)
  * helm of detect monsters (meso helmet)
    robe (ornamental robe)
  Scrolls
  * scroll of extra healing (ZELGO MER)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (BASIL BALLS OF BEAN BREAD)
    scroll of light (SLEXY POLEARM DANCERS 2020)
    scroll of blank paper (unlabeled)
    scroll of healing (ALLITERATION ABLIGATION)
    scroll of mana (POKEMON LETS GO HOUSECAT)
    scroll of phase door (GETS YOU ME THEN FUCKST YOU ME)
    scroll of standard id (THE LITTLE GIRL SMILES AT THE SIGHT OF THE STUPID TRANSLATOR)
    scroll of cure (HEY HERES JASON)
    scroll of heal other (MASTERING THE FLEEING MINE)
  Spellbooks
  * spellbook of sleep (litter)
  * spellbook of confuse monster (distant)
  * spellbook of slow monster (stalking)
  * spellbook of cause fear (twisting)
  * spellbook of charm monster (dim)
  * spellbook of mountains (programmed)
  * spellbook of world fall (all-ending)
  * spellbook of whispers from beyond (gambling)
    spellbook of mana bolt (woodcut)
    spellbook of blank paper (plain)
  Potions
  * potion of decoy making (black lily)
    potion of booze (ink)
  Rings
    ring of free action (geode)
  Tools
  * tin whistle (whistle)
  * grass whistle (whistle)
  * magic whistle (whistle)
  * dark magic whistle (whistle)
  * wooden flute (flute)
  * magic flute (flute)
  * tooled horn (horn)
  * fog horn (horn)
  * frost horn (horn)
  * fire horn (horn)
  * tempest horn (horn)
  * ether horn (horn)
  * shadow horn (horn)
  * chrome horn (horn)
  * horn of plenty (horn)
  * wooden harp (harp)
  * magic harp (harp)
  * leather drum (drum)
  * drum of earthquake (drum)
  Gems
  * underlaid stone (gray)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: level 1
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 18 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 10
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new bastard 0 times
  You allowed 0 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times
  You were low on health 0 times
  You were down to your last hit point 1 time

Your skills at the end (2 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body armor         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Master) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Master) (6 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    knife              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    short sword        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    scimitar           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    firearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Restricted Skills
    high heels         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    general combat     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shield             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polymorphing       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    missile weapons    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    techniques         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    implants           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    squeaking          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    symbiosis          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form II (Makashi)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form III (Soresu)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Shien)     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Djem So)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VI (Niman)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Wedi)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    martial arts       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-weapon combat  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    riding             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    axe                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    pick-axe           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    broadsword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    long sword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-handed sword   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    saber              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    paddle             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    mace               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    morning star       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    hammer             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    grinder            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    trident            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lance              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    bow                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shuriken           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    boomerang          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    whip               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lightsaber         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    healing spells     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    divination spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    protection spells  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    occult spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    elemental spells   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    chaos spells       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    matter spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)

Goodbye stanlog the Bard...