RCMP II, lawful male kop Jockey #### ##### #..## ### ##.#.#### ## ###### ##...# ..## #.....#.## #### ##.##.#..# #.[..##...# #####.......# #..# #........## ##### ##........# ##..##.......###..# #.....#...# #...# ##......## #.........>.......## ##.......## ####...# ##...### #..................#### #....#...# ##.#....## #.### ###......####.........# #.......## #........##### #.# ######.....## #.........# ### ##.....## ##.......##..## ##.# #..#.%%.#### ##.......## ###.# ##%%..# #......###...###..# ##.....%.# #...##..# ###.%.####.ua### #.....####........# #........# ######.## #.....#....## #....####.........# ##.......## ##.#######.###.#...## ##..##.%.......%..# ##........##### #####..........# #....%.# #...^%.##........## ##.....#.....#.####.......######## ####...## #...#######........###### #........................###### #....# ##..# ###.####.%....## ##.%.....%%.<............##...## #....# #### ### ######..########%##.......########.......%## ##.### ##..........(.......## #.....##%.# ### ###..############.## ###.####..# #### ### ### #### [RCMP II the Whipswinger] St9 Dx16 Co10 In6 Wi11 Ch7 JocKopMalLaw S3426 Mines:4 $0 HP-4(55) Pw69(69) AC2 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp7/786 Wt731/3410 T1203 Satiated Latest messages The killer bee is killed! You miss the killer bee by a wide margin. (2x) The killer bee misses. You miss the killer bee. (3x) You just miss the killer bee. The killer bee misses Pegasus. Pegasus kicks the killer bee. The killer bee is killed! The killer bee stings you! [-1 -> 10] Warning: HP low! You miss the killer bee. (2x) The killer bee stings you! [-1 -> 9] Warning: HP low! You sense a faint wave of psychic energy. You miss the killer bee. (2x) The killer bee stings you! The killer bee's sting was poisoned! You die... Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 12 Your max alignment was 12 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: jumping You could not have this property extrinsically: discount action You could not have this property intrinsically: curse resistance You could not have the double effect of this property: control magic Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 180 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 18 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 13 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 71% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 81% Ring drop chance was reduced to 78% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 85% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 93% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 83% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: gun control The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: divination spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: elemental spells The following skill became untrainable after a while: polearms (turn 32803) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: chaos spells (turn 32775) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: symbiosis Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 166 Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 2 Your hairstyle was 'high riser' and your beard type is 'gentleman' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 6202 turns ago Your areola diameter was 9 Monster spawn increase started at turn 54815 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 1022372 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 25006 Your limit for ascension was at turn 533802 The monster class that cannot be genocided was grue The monster color that was spawned more often: bright green (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: liquid golem (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: jailer quarte goofed pogromed (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: plagiarist cohen (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: emigration deepener (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: indigo warp fungus (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: instrumenting thronging supplicated (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: pleasure (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: arch-mind flayer (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: whereis snake (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: lump neoteny sickle (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: cron demon (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: crappy growth (freq bonus 216) The monster species that spawned more often: snore wort (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: slimy mold (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: hostler anticipator (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: timer nymph (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: rastered growth (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: emptiness orc (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: perfumed naga (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: claybank sheenful (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks wound your legs (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that put nasty curses on your equipment (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who always walk randomly (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack to cause fever and chills (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with identity-specific nastiness attacks (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat both meat and veggies (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are always male (freq bonus 12) The monster species that never randomly spawned: five of diamonds The monster species that never randomly spawned: friction force fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: digitized innumerable The monster species that never randomly spawned: meadowlark purulently The monster species that never randomly spawned: gerteut The monster species that never randomly spawned: sector frivol The monster species that never randomly spawned: stink growth The monster species that never randomly spawned: Bad Tidings The monster species that never randomly spawned: fast permamimicker The monster species that never randomly spawned: blank stalk The monster class that always generated with extra speed: angelic being The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of clear-thinking (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: boulder (Boulders/Statues) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hallucination (Potions, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: time stop (Wands, freq bonus 23) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of teleport control (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of anima (Implants, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: energy sap (Tools, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hollow-point MG bullet (Weapons, freq bonus 37) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: auto shotgun (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sin (Scrolls, freq bonus 28) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: item genocide (Scrolls, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scalpel (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sniper bullet (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of dread (Implants, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create create scroll (Scrolls, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: allpicking gloves (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: castshirt (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boots of molasses (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: grassland (Spellbooks, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: great houchou (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of integrity (Implants, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: oilskin sack (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dashing (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: elongated stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: worthless piece of pink glass (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: platinum sniper bullet (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of nausea (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: detect unseen (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: redinc trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: tech trap (freq bonus 1) The spell school whose books are more common was enchantment spells (freq bonus 14) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 280 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 100 Traps were extra hard to find 24% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 2210 Strength training was 42 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 9 Constitution training was 21 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You had 1 points of BUC expertise You had 1 points of enchantment expertise You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having jumping (0) You had 2685 points of nutrition remaining You were stealthy You could fly You were riding Pegasus (Pegasus) You had higher chances of finding magical items You were wielding two weapons at once Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells Your pantheon consisted of Bill Shoemaker, Lester Piggott and John Velazquez Your deity was Bill Shoemaker The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 1:35:12 hours (this value may or may not be correct) Bill Shoemaker was angry with you (1) You could not have safely prayed (0) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Pw Category Fail Memory a - detect water 3 + 15 divine 90% 98% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status calm steed 7X LIMIT(1929) appraisal 7 R LIMIT(74) panic digging 7 R LIMIT(0) phase door 7 R LIMIT(0) invoke deity 7 R LIMIT(0) buc test 7 R LIMIT(3661) air dash 3X LIMIT(366) Discoveries Armor elven boots (common shoes) Scrolls scroll of healing (THE IRONCHAD) scroll of mana (NIIN VOIMME TOIMIA) scroll of phase door (42) scroll of standard id (PANEMORFA TRAVMATA) scroll of cure (BOJACK HORSEMAN SEASON FIVE) scroll of heal other (AHORA HE ENCONTRADO MUNICIONES) * scroll of extra healing (EDO MATIESTO) * scroll of greater mana restoration (IBFALABLO) Potions potion of booze (ketchup) potion called conf (distilled) Wands wand of bleeding (petrified) wand of lightning (etheric) wand of poison (contaminated) wand of fire (weathered) Tools leather saddle (saddle) bag of holding (bag) bag of tricks (bag) Gems black gem called black gem 1 gray stone called stone 1 green gem called green 1 Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 2 Level 1: Level 2: (mines staors) The Gnomish Mines: levels 3 to 4 Level 3: Level 4: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You eaten 7 times You eaten food with animal by-products 4 times You eaten meat 4 times You have communicated with the gods 1 time You prayed to the gods 1 time You hit with a wielded weapon 59 times You killed 57 monsters You read items or engraved 6 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 9 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 7 times You read scrolls 2 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 7 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 4 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 12 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 1 time You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 1 time You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 3 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 2 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 18 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 16 wall tiles You untrapped 1 trap You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 2 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 1 time You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new kop 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 1 potion You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (14 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (8 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (9 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Master) (38 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (8 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (9 of 20) gun control [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 3: block heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) two-weapon combat [Basic] (max Expert) (25 of 160) riding [Basic] (max Grand Master) (64 of 160) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (11 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spear [Basic] (max Master) (27 of 160) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (6 of 20) boomerang [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) whip [Basic] (max Legendary) (84 of 160) Spellcasting Skills divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye RCMP II the Jockey...