positronium, neutral female haxorish Psyker ------------- -------- |..##........ |...|..|##|....{#$..#.| |.``....,,|..|.#...<.#| .......|),......^%....| |....#.|##------------- ---.---- #########,## I&@,,,,,#,,, #######,,,## -.-## [Positroni the Weirdo] St6 Dx9 Co3 In14 Wi19 Ch5 PsyHaxFemNeu Spa:33 $112 HP-2(21) Pw71(71) AC9 Exp3 T237 Dim Latest messages "You frog-eating surrender monkey!" It casts aspersions on your ancestry. "Your mum's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets ChapStick on her ears." "Weirdo HUGEBALL BALL FUCK" "There's no escape!" It breathes on you! Your armor turns to dust and falls to the ground! [-10 -> 9] The akira girl kicks you! The akira girl scratches over your leg with her block heel! You're bleeding! [-1 -> 8] [-1 -> 7] Your bleeding stops. # Talk to whom? (in what direction) "Resistance is useless!" The akira girl just misses! The neophyte bricking demon lashes you! You die... Your inventory Weapons i - an uncursed +1 hand blaster (weapon in hand) {12} j - an uncursed +1 hand blaster {12} k - 26 uncursed +0 blaster bolts (in quiver) {0} Armor m - an uncursed +1 healer uniform {6} Scrolls q - 10 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} r - 9 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} s - 6 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} t - 4 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} u - 2 uncursed scrolls of cure {0} v - 2 uncursed scrolls of heal other {0} x - a cursed scroll of mana {0} Spellbooks a - an uncursed spellbook of psybeam (7:6) {0} b - an uncursed spellbook of psybeam (0:7) {0} c - an uncursed spellbook of cure blindness (0:5) {0} d - an uncursed spellbook of cure blindness (0:1) {0} e - an uncursed spellbook of extra healing (7:3) {0} f - an uncursed spellbook of extra healing (0:3) {0} g - an uncursed spellbook of jumping (0:7) {0} h - an uncursed spellbook of jumping (0:9) {0} w - an uncursed spellbook of cure sickness (0:5) {0} Potions n - an uncursed finalized potion of healing {0} o - an uncursed potion of healing {0} p - 2 uncursed potions of cure insanity {0} z - an uncursed finalized potion of fruit juice {0} A - an uncursed potion of water {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property intrinsically: flying Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 273 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 16 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 32 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 28 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 3 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 157 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 10 Scroll drop chance was reduced to 89% Ring drop chance was reduced to 82% Wand drop chance was reduced to 99% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 89% Armor drop chance was reduced to 90% Food drop chance was reduced to 90% Shop item generation was reduced to 75% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 98% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: divination spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: club The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: lightsaber The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: two-handed sword (turn 286) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: divination spells Number of artifacts generated was 4 Number of fake artifacts generated was 4 Your hairstyle was 'vortex bundle' The last time you got a new haircut was 5236 turns ago Your areola diameter was 10 Monster spawn increase started at turn 50403 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 423824 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 14336 Your limit for ascension was at turn 7223780 The monster class that cannot be genocided was Keystone Kop The monster species that spawned more often: foo eyes bar dragon (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: nasty master mind flayer (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: poniard louden (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: Microsoft employee (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: actual vampire bat (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: sloppy mushroom (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: despite contemptibly grapnel pulse intoxicate (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: immunology tutrix magpie saturable (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: Azmodan (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: mind stalk (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: blood boss (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: provenance cosec (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: ronnice (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: underproduce conto (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: blood clan (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: bland ray (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: select ultramicroscopic bejewel (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: black piercer (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: bowling logger snippety commixed (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: living wall (freq bonus 9) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with a game-specific nastiness attack (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause gravity to warp around you (freq bonus 12) The monster species that never randomly spawned: flimsy shotter The monster species that never randomly spawned: toxic fiend The monster species that never randomly spawned: large eye fish The monster species that never randomly spawned: kadish mumbo The monster species that never randomly spawned: crinoline pudenda explanation The monster species that never randomly spawned: mezquit frizz eikon The monster species that never randomly spawned: cloll The monster species that never randomly spawned: nonallergenic reflexive The monster species that never randomly spawned: swapped master mind flayer The monster species that never randomly spawned: physiopathological blanking equilateral The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: anti-curse boots (winter stilettos) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blinding venom (splash of venom, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lady boots (lovely boots, freq bonus 35) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inferno (enveloped, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: one point shoot (magnum, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stairstrap stone (gray, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of drain resistance (vampiric cloak, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of virility (frantic, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of hate (gray, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: misfire (vajra orb, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of inertia (gymnasic, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: torch ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elemental beam (wet, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: leather nunchiaku ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: straitjacket (long-sleeved jacket, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: simeout stone (gray, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of the force (starwars cloak, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: zipper boots (persian boots, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: metal chain ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: plain dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: large box of digestion (wooden box, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Scrolls (freq bonus 42) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: relay (four-wired thing) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: chainsword ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of conflict (sounding) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: force bolt (red) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: aggravate monster (grating) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: striped shirt ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gauntlets of reflection (mirrored gloves) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: white double lightsaber (double lightsaber) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Marlena hiking boots (bone trotteurs) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: weak sight trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: divine anger trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 718 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 32 Traps were extra hard to find 3% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 766 Strength training was 21 Dexterity training was 19 Wisdom training was -2 Constitution training was 14 Your sanity was 5 You had 1000 alla remaining You were dimmed (19) You were experiencing reduced Elbereth effectiveness (1) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You saw invisible You had 1492 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 200 spells Your pantheon consisted of Bill Rizer, Lance Bean and Haggle Man Your deity was Lance Bean The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.9 (d5a14527) - last build Thu Dec 1 05:06:08 2022. You could not have safely prayed (552) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - psybeam 6 + body 98% 998% b - cure blindness 2 + healing 0% 198% c - extra healing 3 + healing 0% 398% d - jumping 1 + body 0% 198% e - cure sickness 3 + healing 1% 99% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status zap em 3X Prepared(0) appraisal 3 R Prepared(0) panic digging 3 R Prepared(0) phase door 3 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 3 R Prepared(0) turn undead 2X Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor healer uniform (clean white clothes) Scrolls scroll of healing (YOU GOTTA TALK TO THE AMYFICATION) scroll of mana (DELICATE SENSIBILITIES) scroll of phase door (SHOOT A HAYMAKER AND WITHOUT BY LOVELY GESTURE) scroll of standard id (CROWDED OF BODY IN FLUFFY WATAGE) scroll of cure (MY SWEET VELCRO STRAP) scroll of heal other (GO FEK YOURSELF) * scroll of extra healing (INSOMNIA SMACKER) * scroll of greater mana restoration (ONE DAY THE WHITE HAWK OF ZANAN WILL SOAR ONCE MORE) scroll of lockout (FRINDS ELF ATTACK) Spellbooks spellbook of psybeam (iceblock) spellbook of cure blindness (chilly) spellbook of extra healing (indecisive) spellbook of jumping (holed) spellbook of cure sickness (gold) Potions potion of healing (sparkly) potion of cure insanity (sizzling) potion of fruit juice (hallowed) potion of water (clear) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: Space Base: levels 32 to 33 Level 32: Level 33: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You eaten 1 time You eaten food with animal by-products 1 time You eaten meat 1 time You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 16 times You killed 14 monsters You read items or engraved 2 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 1 time You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 2 times You teleported 1 time You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 5 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 1 time You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 2 ranged weapon ammos You used up 23 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 7 times You kicked doors or locked containers 1 time You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 1 scroll You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 1 time You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 1 time You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new haxor 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 1 time You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 1 time You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks Your skills at the end (6 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (21 of 160) polymorphing [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Master) (21 of 160) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (43 of 160) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) healing spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) divination spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) occult spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (3 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (7 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye positronium the Psyker...