porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest











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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St8 Dx10 Co15 In9 Wi8 Ch7 PriRedMalCha S1
Dlvl:1 $1 HP28(28) Pw18(18) AC4 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1540 T1


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a chaotic redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Message of the day: This is a bleeding-edge development version of SLEX. Playtesters are welcome. You can help me in particular by playing the new roles and races that have been added lately. If you encounter any bugs or weirdness while playing, please notify me, the best way of contacting me is via the #em.slashem.me IRC channel (Freenode). --Amy
  The moon is waxing tonight.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You were nominally aligned
  Your alignment was  0
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: flying
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 179
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 20
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 16
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 18
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 32
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 160
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 71% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 87% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 83%
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 49%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 73%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 82%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 86%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 45% of the time only
  The following skill could not be trained at all: shuriken
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: missile weapons
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: spirituality
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: attack spells
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: polymorphing (turn 79)
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: two-weapon combat (turn 420)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: divination spells (turn 32773)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: bare-handed combat
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 71022
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 174189
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1015260
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was archfiend
  The monster class that was spawned more often: mimic (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: krona melding (freq bonus 42)
  The monster species that spawned more often: weresoldierant (freq bonus 26)
  The monster species that spawned more often: antivivisectionist hired completer (freq bonus 78)
  The monster species that spawned more often: giant ruby frog (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Alabaster elf (freq bonus 84)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lava lich (freq bonus 68)
  The monster species that spawned more often: jynx (freq bonus 156)
  The monster species that spawned more often: RNG Kchief (freq bonus 28)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dwarf lashercaster (freq bonus 56)
  The monster species that spawned more often: crappy patch (freq bonus 38)
  The monster species that spawned more often: licorice (freq bonus 21)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hata-hata (freq bonus 60)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ultraism floweret (freq bonus 140)
  The monster species that spawned more often: assured mack trumped (freq bonus 32)
  The monster species that spawned more often: needing fastback (freq bonus 13)
  The monster species that spawned more often: cowde (freq bonus 78)
  The monster species that spawned more often: gnomish guild adept (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: greatcoat foredoom (freq bonus 42)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hemi-doppelganger (freq bonus 84)
  The monster species that spawned more often: colorlet turret (freq bonus 90)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that mutter cantrips (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks freeze you solid (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks make you more hungry (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that won't react unless you get up close (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with mana, which is completely irresistible (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that bark (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks increase your technique timeouts (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with djinni dialogue (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have weapon attacks (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from Vanilla NetHack or SLASH'EM (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: morning wood nymphomaniac
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: glub soul
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: doughiest slinking
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: spechotaur
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: paradox plasgrue
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: unnethack horror
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: acid stalk
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: jasmine girl
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: godchildren pelletize
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: gray slaad
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of karma (blanched)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of prescience (enduring cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cure (SPARKLING EDWARD CULLEN)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: stone to flesh (thick)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: synthetic sandals (korean sandals)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: sludge (fallthrough)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cotton ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: counterclockwise stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: flack helmet (green bowel)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: commander suit (black men's suit)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of clumsiness (mnemonic, freq bonus 22)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inferno (enveloped, freq bonus 46)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amnesia (DUAM XNAHT, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: batarang ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: forgotten spell (nonexistant, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heroism (tan, freq bonus 151)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: debugging (terminal, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Leo Nemaeus hide (lion skin, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tidal wave (tolkienian, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nature beam (retarded, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: alchemy smock (apron, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lagging (delayed, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flicker strip stone (gray, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fast forward stone (gray, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: snow (tall, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: world fall (AND YOUR MORTAL WORLD SHALL PERISH IN FLAMES, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: medium mithril-coat ((null), freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: speed monster (brass, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pack of floppies (box containing little plastic cards, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: intelligence pack ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Armor (freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 84)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: draining (ceramic)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy cloth ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bag of holding (bag)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lethe cloak (forgetful cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dimness (viva)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: helm of fear (horned helmet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: alchemy smock (apron)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: healer uniform (clean white clothes)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: black dress ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: poisonous cloak (dirty rag)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: simeout trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: numbness trap (freq bonus 2)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 352 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 312
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 1
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having flying (0)
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Indra, Soma and Ishwara
  Your deity was Ishwara
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.1 (d1eaf760) - last build Tue Dec 31 01:31:24 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (1308)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - resist poison          1 +    protect    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (pink robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of identify (IT STANDS POINTED ON BUTTON)
    scroll of healing (KILLED BY MY SPOUSE FOR PLAYING THE PIANO)
    scroll of mana (SLEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE 2016)
    scroll of phase door (FEMMY SAYS THAT 3DOT6 IS THE GAYEST PATCH EVER)
    scroll of standard id (TOME IS A CREATION BY DARKGOD)
    scroll of cure (IDE BY 0)
    scroll of heal other (SMUTSIKA SKOEKA)
  * scroll of extra healing (SOLARFLARE ABSOLUTELY LOVES SLEX AND ITS NASTY TRAPS)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (DO NOT GOOGLE FOR DISTORTION FRACTURE)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (litter)
    spellbook of resist poison (opaque)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new redguard 0 times

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
Youescaped from the dungeon with 1 point,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.