porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest ---.--.- |......| |......| |....d@| -------- [Porkman the Aspirant] St8 Dx13 Co13 In7 Wi15 Ch7 PriRedMalCha S0 Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw20(20) AC2 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1420 T2 Latest messages Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic redguardian Priest. You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: This is a bleeding-edge development version of SLEX. Playtesters are welcome. You can help me in particular by playing the new roles and races that have been added lately. If you encounter any bugs or weirdness while playing, please notify me, the best way of contacting me is via the #em.slashem.me IRC channel (Freenode). --Amy The moon is waxing tonight. scroll of nastiness - This is a scroll. Color: bright cyan. Material: paper. Appearance: BITCHING IS BANNABLE IN JOON WORLD. Reading it has a magic effect and uses up the scroll; some scroll effects are different if they are read while you are confused. Don't allow this scroll to be read unless you absolutely want to be hit by nasty trap effects! What do you want to read? [h-p or ?*] As you read the scroll, it disappears. Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) Your inventory Weapons a - a blessed +0 mace (weapon in hand) {12} Armor b - a blessed +0 robe (being worn) {16} c - a blessed +2 small shield (being worn) {12} Comestibles f - a blessed clove of garlic {0} g - a blessed sprig of wolfsbane {0} Scrolls k - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} l - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} m - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} n - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} o - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} p - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Spellbooks h - a blessed spellbook of healing (0:4) {0} i - a blessed spellbook of detect monsters (0:2) {0} Potions d - a finalized potion of holy water {0} e - 3 potions of holy water {0} Final attributes You were nominally aligned Your alignment was 0 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: glib combat Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 6 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 49 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 30 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 9 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 145 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 6 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 76% chance Ring drop chance was reduced to 61% Wand drop chance was reduced to 78% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 33% Potion drop chance was reduced to 96% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 92% Armor drop chance was reduced to 86% Tool drop chance was reduced to 60% Food drop chance was reduced to 90% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 85% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 90% chance The following skill could not be trained at all: flail The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: memorization The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: broadsword The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: broadsword The following skill became untrainable after a while: unicorn horn (turn 38212) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: crossbow (turn 15494) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: chaos spells Heavy curses were more common by 37% Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Monster spawn increase started at turn 90385 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 302993 In this game, Eevee's evolution was venomeon Your limit for ascension was at turn 825984 The monster class that cannot be genocided was light The monster species that spawned more often: ban bee (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: dronor (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: computer elemental (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: Rita's sweet stiletto (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: flint lich (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: meany puncheon swing reintrenchment countenance algid (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: secluded warp patch (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: electric giant (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: depth patch (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: sky couatl (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: mana hound (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: twilight vampire (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: snore force fungus (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: magic beam (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: undead elementalist (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: agoraphobic cretinism rampage choppiest (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: rollblob (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: dull wort (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: playful girl (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: wild dog (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks create traps (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that conceal under items (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks eat your dreams (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with vampire dialogue (freq bonus 6) The monster species that never randomly spawned: cloth golem The monster species that never randomly spawned: grim reaper The monster species that never randomly spawned: petty wild dog The monster species that never randomly spawned: bamboo sprout The monster species that never randomly spawned: PDP-9 The monster species that never randomly spawned: rodent zombie The monster species that never randomly spawned: Stahngnir The monster species that never randomly spawned: busy-looking merchant The monster species that never randomly spawned: hello kitty The monster species that never randomly spawned: trinary unbendable The monster class that always generated with extra speed: rub monster The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: droven plate mail (crested black plate) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: pile bunker ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy plastic ball ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: special shield ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: helm of counter rotation (rubynus helmet) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: detect monsters (exploding) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: short sword ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: asian pear ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: razor whip ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: impossibly heavy glass ball ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rose quartz (pink, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stun monster (shivering, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lizard scales ((null), freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flame sphere (canvas, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fedora ((null), freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bag of digestion (bag, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: venom shield (dark green shield, freq bonus 34) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: resistance (DESREVER TSEPMET, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fleece bolt ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: black dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 34) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: charred bread ((null), freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of memory (icy cloak, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: coveted boots (pink sneakers, freq bonus 49) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: well building (EAT THIS YOU DEMON WENCH FROM HELL, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic mapping (dusty, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spell memory stone (gray, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dustbin stone (gray, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of acceleration (empowering, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: maid dress (little black dress, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dragon spear ((null), freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: respawn stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: nastypole ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cure burn (fiery) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: interruption stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: farming (NATURE PRESERVATION AND ALL THAT) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: boomerang ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: enchant weapon (DAIYEN FOOELS) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sinful heels (red sneakers) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: runed rod (rod) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: item-teleporting stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: wing yellow changer The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: thirst trap (freq bonus 3) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 43 traps Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 344 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You were poison resistant You were immune to sickness You had the following problem: Your techniques may sometimes be put on timeout. (164) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having glib combat (0) Your chance to block was 21% You had 1497 points of nutrition remaining You regenerated mana Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells Your pantheon consisted of Gaia, Ahura Mazda and Viracocha Your deity was Viracocha The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.1 (d1eaf760) - last build Tue Dec 31 01:31:24 2019. You could not have safely prayed (254) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - healing 1 + healing 0% 100% b - detect monsters 4 + divine 42% 300% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status turn undead 1X Prepared(0) blessing 1X Prepared(0) spirituality check 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor robe (green robe) Scrolls scroll of nastiness (BITCHING IS BANNABLE IN JOON WORLD) scroll of healing (NACSTAC) scroll of mana (JUYED AWK YACC) scroll of phase door (VALLEY RAL AND PLACE) scroll of standard id (KAME HAME HA) scroll of cure (AKARNACHTHAS) scroll of heal other (MINEHACK NOW FOR PS4) * scroll of extra healing (CLIENT ANACONDA SENT A BOGUS COMMAND PACKET) * scroll of greater mana restoration (RODNEYS TOWER CREATEMONSTER SPAMSPAMSPAM) Spellbooks spellbook of healing (mistranslated) spellbook of detect monsters (wounded) Potions * potion of water (clear) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You read items or engraved 1 time You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 1 time You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new redguard 0 times Your skills at the end (0 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Basic] (max Grand Master) (59 of 160) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) divination spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Goodbye porkman the Priest... Youescaped from the dungeon with 0 points, Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.