porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest ----------- |.........| |.......... |.........| |.....d...| |.....@.... ----------- [Porkman the Aspirant] St11 Dx11 Co5 In5 Wi8 Ch6 PriRedMalCha S0 Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw20(20) AC3 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1150 T1 Latest messages Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic redguardian Priest. You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: This is a bleeding-edge development version of SLEX. Playtesters are welcome. You can help me in particular by playing the new roles and races that have been added lately. If you encounter any bugs or weirdness while playing, please notify me, the best way of contacting me is via the #em.slashem.me IRC channel (Freenode). --Amy The moon is waxing tonight. Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) Final attributes You were nominally aligned Your alignment was 0 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: speed You could not have this property extrinsically: dimmopathy Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 17 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 20 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 10 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 67% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 72% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 80% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 3% Ring drop chance was reduced to 65% Potion drop chance was reduced to 97% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 64% Food drop chance was reduced to 94% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 67% of the time only The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: shield The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: attack spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: enchantment spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: lightsaber The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: bare-handed combat (turn 666) The following skill became untrainable after a while: protection spells (turn 6647) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: sexy flats Number of artifacts generated was 2 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Monster spawn increase started at turn 76878 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 403902 In this game, Eevee's evolution was venomeon Your limit for ascension was at turn 3190600 The monster class that cannot be genocided was orc The monster class that was spawned more often: giant humanoid (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: sleeper vortex (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: scummy necessary (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: swinger golem (freq bonus 7) The monster species that spawned more often: adult magic dragon (freq bonus 81) The monster species that spawned more often: forgotten laser (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: crystal fungus (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: tome of destruction (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: virtuosity disfranchising (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: dim wort (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: ogre on crack (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: grey naga hatchling (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: prick warp patch (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: orichalcum dragon (freq bonus 40) The monster species that spawned more often: great evil dragon (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: cuke glassily (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: innocent polariscopic (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: blue worm mass (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: radiance childly syllogism (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: kopant (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: totally bad force fungus (freq bonus 36) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make parrot sounds (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: torstina The monster species that never randomly spawned: chaos plague bearer The monster species that never randomly spawned: sky seraphon The monster species that never randomly spawned: shadow warrior The monster species that never randomly spawned: escalate clarence gonorrheal proximity The monster species that never randomly spawned: carom equinely The monster species that never randomly spawned: master sky dragon The monster species that never randomly spawned: unclothed flagella gating tabooed The monster species that never randomly spawned: covvplete lich The monster species that never randomly spawned: armageddon fish The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bad effect (numbing) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy chain ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: pasta ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: vileness (EVIL PATCH IDEAS ARE WRITTEN WITH EPI PENS) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: metal chain ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: elongated stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: grave (engraved) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cause fear (light blue) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: haste monster (royal) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of sanity treble (tremolo) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mercurial athame ((null), freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gentleman's suit (expensive clothes, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nature beam (retarded, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: resistance (DESREVER TSEPMET, freq bonus 56) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stuck announcement stone (gray, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gain wisdom (glass, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boots of fainting (cast iron boots, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mallet ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of teleportation (spinning helmet, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dementia boots (ankle boots, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elementalism (4OFAE OF9 SCC9, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scenty helmet (sand helmet, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of curse (dark cloak, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dementia boots (ankle boots, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sky dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mare trident ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: detect armor enchantment (armored, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: obsidian axe ((null), freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy elasthan ball ((null), freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: remove curse (wiry, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Wands (freq bonus 73) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: grave (THIS IS YOUR GRAVE) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: novice hammer ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: stygian pike ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: chromatic beam (chromatic) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: maid dress (little black dress) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: fire (simmering) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: leather gloves (old gloves) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: feminism (PINK IS A MANLY COLOR) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: stack javelin ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: organoblade ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: sincount trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: checkerboard trap (freq bonus 6) The spell school whose books are more common was protection spells (freq bonus 7) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 530 traps Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 317 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You were poison resistant You were immune to sickness You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having speed (0) You were prevented from having dimmopathy (0) Your chance to block was 21% You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You regenerated mana Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells Your pantheon consisted of Ewa, Lorskel and Kaczynski Your deity was Kaczynski The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.1 (d1eaf760) - last build Tue Dec 31 01:31:24 2019. You could not have safely prayed (171) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - healing 1 + healing 0% 100% b - resist sleep 1 + protect 0% 100% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status turn undead 1X Prepared(0) blessing 1X Prepared(0) spirituality check 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor robe (pink robe) Scrolls scroll of identify (I WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD) scroll of healing (TEMOV) scroll of mana (CRUSH ENEMY BY APPEAL OF LAST HAIL OR 2) scroll of phase door (REGNAD) scroll of standard id (EXTORTION RACKET) scroll of cure (PLUS 100 MAGIC MARKER) scroll of heal other (IM SAILING DOWN HERE BOUT A HANG KESSIMI) * scroll of extra healing (RODNEYS TOWER ALLOWS MONSTERS TO GENOCIDE YOU AND THERE IS ZERO DEFENSE AGAINST THAT) * scroll of greater mana restoration (ENEEDMORECOFFEE) Spellbooks spellbook of healing (pink) spellbook of resist sleep (thin) Potions * potion of water (clear) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new redguard 0 times Your skills at the end (0 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Basic] (max Grand Master) (59 of 160) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Goodbye porkman the Priest... Youescaped from the dungeon with 0 points, Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.