porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest ----- |@..| |...| |..f- ---.- [Porkman the Aspirant] St8 Dx9 Co9 In6 Wi12 Ch5 PriRedMalCha S0 Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw18(18) AC4 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1210 T7 Latest messages Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic redguardian Priest. You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: This is a bleeding-edge development version of SLEX. Playtesters are welcome. You can help me in particular by playing the new roles and races that have been added lately. If you encounter any bugs or weirdness while playing, please notify me, the best way of contacting me is via the #em.slashem.me IRC channel (Freenode). --Amy The moon is waxing tonight. There is a wall in the way! q - a blessed fucked wand {0}. What do you want to zap? [q or ?*] In what direction? [47896321><] The kitten misses the stationary wall. (2x) What do you want to use or apply? [q or ?*] Are you really sure you want to break your fucked wand? [yn] (n) What do you want to zap? [q or ?*] In what direction? [47896321><] The kitten seems to be moving slower. The kitten misses the stationary wall. The kitten bites the stationary wall. The stationary wall is killed! Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) Final attributes You were nominally aligned Your alignment was 0 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 26 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 21 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 17 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 50 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 153 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 11 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 42% chance Ring drop chance was reduced to 85% Potion drop chance was reduced to 91% Tool drop chance was reduced to 99% Food drop chance was reduced to 94% Monster death drops spawned with only 92% chance The following skill could not be trained at all: protection spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: body spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: enchantment spells The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: general combat (turn 50385) Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Monster spawn increase started at turn 41499 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 221463 In this game, Eevee's evolution was leafeon Your limit for ascension was at turn 711060 The monster class that cannot be genocided was wall monster The monster species that spawned more often: galling inoperable (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: dung soldier (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: red unicorn (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: celestial vortex (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: nucleon watchmaker vanman unaccidental angiogram (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: motioning abjure (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: heel demon (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: green blob (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: society voucherable (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: shrubby civilization (freq bonus 7) The monster species that spawned more often: ill giant (freq bonus 72) The monster species that spawned more often: klieger (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: cursing orb (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: Juen's sexy leather pump (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: sloshed isocline (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: Koplich (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: vampire apprentice (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: chickpea shadowboxed aforesaid (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: yellow bulb (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: canna exulting (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that produce squeaky farting noises (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that buzz (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain dexterity (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: drone patch The monster species that never randomly spawned: undercoat expired The monster species that never randomly spawned: Edriel The monster species that never randomly spawned: naga firespitter The monster species that never randomly spawned: chaos brother The monster species that never randomly spawned: dragon bubble The monster species that never randomly spawned: elemental monster The monster species that never randomly spawned: cryo archer The monster species that never randomly spawned: meidum The monster species that never randomly spawned: fireball lass The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: menu bug stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fixing (complete) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: chrysoberyl (yellow) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: salt water (polka-dot) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: pear ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: snarenet cloak (fleeceling cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: highway (turboboost) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: curse (color changing) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: chainwhip ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: morganite (pink) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gentleman's suit (expensive clothes, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rocket launcher ((null), freq bonus 45) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tooth of an algolian suntiger (very sharp tooth, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of waking (awake, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of mental stability (slexy, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wishing (sorrowful, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elm-et (cold-blooded helmet, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enchant (legit, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: purple dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 45) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: embedding (YOU WILL NEVER HURT MY METAL PIANIST AGAIN, freq bonus 28) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of opposite alignment (crested helmet, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: crypt (YOU ARE CLOSE TO DEATH, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: guisarme (pruning hook, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: styx (submarine, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: black dragon scale shield (black dragonhide shield, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mutation (bristly, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of blizzard (bloody, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: suguhanoken ((null), freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lenses ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy wax ball ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: acid sphere (corroded) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dizzy helmet (rotating helmet) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of wannabe (buff) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: superscrolling (terrible) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: healing (LIFE RESTORATION) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: spirit axe ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: antimagic (KARSUS) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: wonder (elven-lettered) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: enchant (legit) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mountains (mountainous) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: clockwise spin trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: dimness trap (freq bonus 5) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 242 traps Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 117 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You were poison resistant You were immune to sickness You had not decided on your sexuality yet Your chance to block was 21% You had 1492 points of nutrition remaining You regenerated mana Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells Your pantheon consisted of Grime, Dog Shit and Fag Butt Your deity was Fag Butt The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.1 (d1eaf760) - last build Tue Dec 31 01:31:24 2019. You could not have safely prayed (510) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - healing 1 + healing 0% 100% b - force bolt 1 + attack 0% 100% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status turn undead 1X Prepared(0) blessing 1X Prepared(0) spirituality check 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor robe (camo robe) Scrolls scroll of teleportation (RIVER OUT AS FAST IT GOES) scroll of healing (DOLLARIQHACK BRIBERY SIMULATOR) scroll of mana (ENEEDMORECOFFEE) scroll of phase door (ASSFUCK EXPRESS AND MAXIMUM PENALTY) scroll of standard id (LESBIANISM FOR EVERYONE) scroll of cure (ELL HUROZUNTEL WHOTISPECI) scroll of heal other (ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET) * scroll of extra healing (ID 9739285327 INFO CRYPTEDFILES BIZ) * scroll of greater mana restoration (NO ONE CAN STOP ME) Spellbooks spellbook of healing (engraved) spellbook of force bolt (deep blue) Potions * potion of water (clear) Wands wand of slow monster (fucked) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 2 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new redguard 0 times Your skills at the end (0 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Basic] (max Grand Master) (62 of 160) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) healing spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Goodbye porkman the Priest... Youescaped from the dungeon with 0 points, Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.