porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest


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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St10 Dx8 Co6 In5 Wi12 Ch5 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw18(18) AC4 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1150 T1


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a chaotic redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Message of the day: This is a bleeding-edge development version of SLEX. Playtesters are welcome. You can help me in particular by playing the new roles and races that have been added lately. If you encounter any bugs or weirdness while playing, please notify me, the best way of contacting me is via the #em.slashem.me IRC channel (Freenode). --Amy
  The moon is waxing tonight.
  You can't go down here.
  In what direction? [47896321><] 
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You were nominally aligned
  Your alignment was  0
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 176
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 9
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 17
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 18
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 4
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 9
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 88% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 89%
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 28%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 68%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 91%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 87%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 92%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 79%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 94% of the time only
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: crossbow
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: divination spells
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: divination spells
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: quarterstaff
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: shield (turn 47)
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: chaos spells (turn 390)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: dagger (turn 57674)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: shield (turn 55395)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: petkeeping
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 123420
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 376075
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was jolteon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 2437622
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was imp or minor demon
  The monster class that was spawned more often: pile of coins (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: anti-stone lizard (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: coin from the trash (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: spring chicken (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: tomb looter (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: freezer nymph (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: player mimic (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hesitator champion (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: needer cascara oxidization (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: boss xan (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: viscount rice medium (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: disease sphere (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dust giant (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: chaoshade (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Terminal Illness (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: unscarred sterilely (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: woodland writhed stagehand (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: planetary force fungus (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Shaqtari (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: romeo promisor sow feral (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: platina bell (freq bonus 12)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can teleport (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can throw boulders (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that laugh (freq bonus 8)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are always male (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with cold resistance (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have kick attacks (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: miller dilapidator
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: magpie
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: dat banger
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: debarked cortege
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: pile of amorphous coins
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: nasty monster
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: giant garnet frog
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: ordinator
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: loveheel shoe
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: adult stone dragon
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: golem
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: silver khakkhara (silver monk's staff)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: botox resist (leafy)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: acid sphere (corroded)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of matador (gaberdine)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: force armor (gemstone-adorned clothing)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: wonder stone (violet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: slice of pizza ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: glaive (single-edged polearm)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: silver spear ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: torch ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of joy (forceful, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: extra healing (bronze, freq bonus 21)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: feminism dragon scale shield (feminism dragonhide shield, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: embossed plate mail ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: counterclockwise stone (gray, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ether whip ((null), freq bonus 86)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: food detection (YUM YUM, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: message suppression stone (gray, freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of sudden attack (fertile cloak, freq bonus 26)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: disenchanting boots (jade boots, freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: geolysis (GICCC, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of teal glass (teal, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: brown spell stone (gray, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dimness (peculiar, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sentient high-heeled shoes (irregular boots, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of no return (gray, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of opaque thoughts (fearsome helmet, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy lead ball ((null), freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: iron shoes (hard shoes, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Spellbooks (freq bonus 52)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: special mop ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Ultimate Tsuyoshi Special (camo)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of nonfollowing (erudite cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: brown spell stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy wood ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: skullcap (metal disk)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ragnarok (all-ending)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: anti disintegration (doorstopping)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: emerald dragon scale shield (emerald dragonhide shield)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: filtering stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: status trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: entire level trap (freq bonus 9)
  The spell school whose books are more common was attack spells (freq bonus 8)
  The spell school whose books are more common was body spells (freq bonus 16)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 887 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 147
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was -1
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Nike, Adidas and Puma
  Your deity was Puma
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.1 (d1eaf760) - last build Tue Dec 31 01:31:24 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (313)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - detect food            2 +     divine    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (orange robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of consecration (THE PLAY GOES 90 MINUTES)
    scroll of healing (FUCK THE NOTELEPORT RULES)
    scroll of mana (KIELI ON NIMELTAEAEN SUOMALAINEN EIKAE ESPANJA)
    scroll of phase door (WASH EM EXTENDED LAUNDRY SERVICE)
    scroll of standard id (LSCHNUERE EIN VOLK)
    scroll of cure (BELLA RAGAZZA FASCIU)
    scroll of heal other (ORC WIZARD FOR SMASH 5)
  * scroll of extra healing (PHD IN HIGH HEELING)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (BEE VERSUS SPIDER  THE CONTEST)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (off-build)
    spellbook of detect food (translated)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new redguard 0 times

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (59 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
Youescaped from the dungeon with 0 points,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.