porkman, neutral male redguardian Priest


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[Porkman the Adept]  St7 Dx10 Co13 In5 Wi9 Ch9 PriRedMalNeu S5848
Dlvl:4 $72 HP0(129) Pw97(97) AC-6 MC2 Mov12 Sn0 Xp8/1379 Wt2178/1500 T2545 Held Burdened


Latest messages
  You have a little trouble removing s - an uncursed rainbow potion {0}.
  The Keystone Kop swings his rubber hose.
  The Keystone Kop hits you!
  [-6 -> 14]
  Warning: HP low!
  The Kop Sergeant hits you!
  [-1 -> 13]
  Warning: HP low!
  Zuggtmoy shrieks.
  Zuggtmoy claws you!
  You hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn...
  [-6 -> 7]
  Warning: HP low!
  Zuggtmoy claws you!
  Your mummy wrapping is not affected.
  [-3 -> 4]
  Warning: HP low!
  Zuggtmoy claws you!
  Your pair of walking shoes named Lit Room rots further!
  You die...

Your inventory
  Weapons
  a - a blessed +0 mace {12}
  q - an uncursed +0 orcish dagger {4}
  I - 14 uncursed +0 silver arrows {0}
  Armor
  b - a blessed +0 robe {16}
  c - a blessed rotted +2 small shield (being worn) {12}
  w - an uncursed +0 pair of bright cyan beauties called blue cyan spell crap fuck you {8}
  A - an uncursed +0 plate mail (being worn) {200}
  L - an uncursed +0 ring mail {100}
  Q - the blessed very rotted +3 pair of low boots named Lit Room (being worn) {4}
  W - an uncursed greased +0 mummy wrapping (being worn) {2}
  Comestibles
  J - an uncursed water moccasin corpse {150}
  O - 3 uncursed cream pies {0}
  Scrolls
  H - a cursed scroll of standard id {0}
  T - an uncursed scroll of standard id {0}
  Potions
  s - an uncursed potion of restore ability {0}
  x - an uncursed potion of full healing {0}
  Wands
  N - an uncursed wand of clone monster called ??make invis (0:8) {0}
  P - an uncursed wand of create horde (0:12) {0}
  X - a heavily cursed wand of summon undead (0:6) {0}
  Y - an uncursed wand of opening (0:1) {0}
  Tools
  k - an uncursed magic marker (0:54) {0}
  n - an uncursed +0 fishing pole {12}
  o - a cursed +0 spoon {1}
  y - an uncursed skeleton key {0}
  D - a cursed magic whistle {0}
  G - an uncursed sack called some sack {25}
  K - an uncursed magic flute (1:7) {0}
  M - an uncursed tin opener {0}
  R - a cursed partly used wax candle (1998) {0}
  V - an uncursed +3 pick-axe (alternate weapon; not wielded) {32}
  Iron balls
  E - an uncursed +0 quite heavy iron ball (weapon in hand) {1600}

Contents of the sack called some sack:
  7 uncursed cream pies {0}
  4 cursed cream pies {0}
  an uncursed tin of spinach {0}
  2 uncursed fortune cookies {0}
  10 uncursed Pork Kebabs {0}
  an uncursed spore lichen corpse {20}
  a blessed sprig of wolfsbane {0}
  a blessed clove of garlic {0}
  5 uncursed tripe rations {0}
  an uncursed potion of water {0}
  2 potions of holy water {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of energy bolt (0:3) {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of create monster (2:3) {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of polymorph (4:2) {0}
  an uncursed finalized spellbook of cure hallucination (0:3) {0}
  a blessed spellbook of knock (5:5) {0}
  a blessed spellbook of healing (0:5) {0}
  a cursed scroll of extra healing {0}
  an uncursed scroll of proof armor called amy kicked my nutsack {0}
  an uncursed finalized scroll of scare monster called en fuck you up {0}
  an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  2 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  a blessed finalized scroll of alter reality called alter reality {0}

Final attributes
  You have transgressed
  Your alignment was  -87
  Your max alignment was  25
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: petrification resistance
  You could not have this property extrinsically: burnopathy
  You could not have this property intrinsically: quad attacks
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 181
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 10
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 19
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 50
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 4
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 107
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 66% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 57% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 85%
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 85%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 92%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 82%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 89%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 47% of the time only
  The following skill could not be trained at all: polymorphing
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: healing spells
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: occult spells
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: attack spells
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: spirituality
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: flail
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: petkeeping (turn 1)
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: sexy flats (turn 1660)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: occult spells (turn 67108)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: unicorn horn (turn 12918)
  Heavy curses were more common by 7%
  Number of artifacts generated was  1
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  4
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 67796
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 192366
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was espeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 2027465
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was dragon
  Today, this monster class was always generated invisible: trove
  The monster class that was spawned more often: elemental (freq bonus 27)
  The monster species that spawned more often: thick prostitute (freq bonus 180)
  The monster species that spawned more often: phase spider (freq bonus 204)
  The monster species that spawned more often: gain floored (freq bonus 336)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bright green devil (freq bonus 186)
  The monster species that spawned more often: putit (freq bonus 58)
  The monster species that spawned more often: drowned dead (freq bonus 114)
  The monster species that spawned more often: runoff warp fungus (freq bonus 116)
  The monster species that spawned more often: jes'sika (freq bonus 62)
  The monster species that spawned more often: brown mushroom (freq bonus 62)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wolfensteiner (freq bonus 62)
  The monster species that spawned more often: somatic bomb (freq bonus 124)
  The monster species that spawned more often: tangence manifold peppering blue (freq bonus 64)
  The monster species that spawned more often: costumed receiptor conciliate introversive (freq bonus 180)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bitchily allspice (freq bonus 112)
  The monster species that spawned more often: death dragonfly (freq bonus 168)
  The monster species that spawned more often: laten force patch (freq bonus 58)
  The monster species that spawned more often: giant albatross (freq bonus 120)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Bundle Nadja (freq bonus 174)
  The monster species that spawned more often: young water dragon (freq bonus 29)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ancient tempest (freq bonus 31)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks shred your equipment (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that boast (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: shallowest unassumingly monomial
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Firhellor
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: rain-guessing dragon
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: pushed bathetically reding
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: tentacled atlantean
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: curare wasp
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Weaponized Angel
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: magic-colored fungus
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: quartz penetrator
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: party colony
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: boots of molasses (thigh boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of prospering (realgar)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: really heavy iron ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bardiche (long poleaxe)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magictorch (khaki)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: shotgun ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fast forward stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: left-appendage gloves (failuncap gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: emerald dragon scales ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cyan dragon scale mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of infravision (flash cloak, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poker stick ((null), freq bonus 37)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: troll shield ((null), freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: invisibility (dark brown, freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tarmustrokingnora stone (gray, freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of initialization failure (bootstrapped, freq bonus 82)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic missile (vellum, freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: anti training stone (gray, freq bonus 22)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: extremely heavy iron ball ((null), freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: corrosion (heavy metal, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gentleman's suit (expensive clothes, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mirror shield (polished shield, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elesde cloak (unostentatious cloak, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bombing (exciting, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: secret attack stone (gray, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: anti-magic field (transient, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lenses ((null), freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: small piece of unrefined mithril (gray, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sling ((null), freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: morning star ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: enlighten (faded)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: spear ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: vivianite (cyan)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bishop stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: invisibility (wire)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: uncalled stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: aurora beam (alarming)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tourmaline (red)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: light (glass)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: metabolic stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: display trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: current shaft (freq bonus 1)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 42 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 3099
  Strength training was 50
  Dexterity training was 43
  Wisdom training was 14
  Constitution training was 49
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having petrification resistance (0)
  You were prevented from having burnopathy (0)
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 924 points of nutrition remaining
  You aggravated monsters
  You were held by Zuggtmoy
  You regenerated mana
  You were extremely unlucky (-10)
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  Your pantheon consisted of Deckard Cain, Qual-Kehk and Geglash
  Your deity was Qual-Kehk
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.4.2 (60fd9241) - last build Sun Dec 30 08:16:06 2018.
  Qual-Kehk was  extremely angry with you (12)
  You could not  have safely prayed (947)
  You are dead 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1      healing   11%  195%
  b - knock                  1       matter   25%   85%
  c - cure hallucination     3      healing   17%   94%
  d - polymorph              6         body   98%   95%
  e - create monster         4       attack   90%   95%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           8X     LIMIT(0)
  blessing              8X     LIMIT(0)
  spirituality check    8X     LIMIT(0)
      appraisal             8 R    LIMIT(47)
  panic digging         8 R    LIMIT(0)
      phase door            8 R    LIMIT(1688)
  invoke deity          8 R    LIMIT(0)

Discoveries
  Weapons
    orcish dagger (crude dagger)
  Armor
    robe (black robe)
    bright cyan beauties called blue cyan spell crap fuck you (irregular boots)
    low boots (walking shoes)
  Scrolls
    scroll of alter reality called alter reality (RODNEYS TOWER AND OTHER SATANCHOPS TRASHED THE MORE PROMPTS)
    scroll of healing (DEFINITELY NOT THE ORACLE)
    scroll of mana (OUPH CHTHETHONIMEETHECHRINIA)
    scroll of phase door (WHIRL WITH VACUUM PERFORATO TO FIRST)
    scroll of standard id (YNORI ERUP)
    scroll of cure (I LONG TO SEE LYNN AND EMILY PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN)
  * scroll of extra healing (MORPH BALL)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (DRIVING IT THEIR CART AWAY)
    scroll of proof armor called amy kicked my nutsack (FUKDASAC DICKOMIXTIO KISOASSEKOCK)
    scroll of stinking cloud called fuck you amy (SHIFTLY ITEM TRICK HIT CONTINUE)
    scroll of tele level (APOKRAR DONENIGHT)
    scroll of teleportation called assassin's creed dagger up amy's bum (NOTHING IS FAKE)
    scroll of scare monster called en fuck you up (EN SNORING HEALTHITS LOWERED)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (armored)
    spellbook of knock (bronze)
    spellbook of cure hallucination (perceptive)
    spellbook of polymorph (red-hot)
    spellbook of create monster (flaming)
    spellbook of energy bolt (goofy)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
    potion of healing (ethereal)
    potion of restore ability (rainbow)
    potion of full healing (finicky)
  Wands
    wand of clone monster called ??make invis (glistening)
    wand of create horde (rollover)
    wand of summon undead (diagonal)
    wand of opening (cyclic)
  Tools
    whistle called krap
    sack called some sack (bag)
    skeleton key (key)
    magic whistle (whistle)
    magic flute (flute)
    wax candle (candle)
  Gems
    gray stone called nonnasty 1
    gray stone called ?health?manastone
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 6
  Level 4: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You eaten 19 times
  You eaten food with animal by-products 14 times
  You eaten meat 12 times
  You have communicated with the gods 8 times
  You prayed to the gods 1 time
  You hit with a wielded weapon 142 times
  You killed 87 monsters
  You read items or engraved 28 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate

Your skills at the end (12 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (14 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (76 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (60 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (20 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (4 of 20)
    spirituality       [Skilled] (max Grand Master) (188 of 540)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (10 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (71 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Basic] (max Expert) (91 of 160)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (38 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    matter spells      [Basic] (max Expert) (24 of 160)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...