porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest

















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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St9 Dx9 Co13 In6 Wi16 Ch8 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw20(20) AC4 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1460 T1


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a chaotic redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  The moon is waxing tonight.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You were nominally aligned
  Your alignment was  0
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property extrinsically: manaleech
  You could not have this property intrinsically: discount action
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 6
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 7
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 37
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 4
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 36
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 15
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 11
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 95% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 69%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 84%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 87%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 64%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 73%
  Monster death drops spawned with only 80% chance
  The following skill could not be trained at all: broadsword
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: dart
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: divination spells
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: short sword (turn 101)
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  1
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 41891
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 139767
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1051578
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was umber hulk
  The monster species that spawned more often: ancipital (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: brown light (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: forefend execration sustenance (freq bonus 7)
  The monster species that spawned more often: spatula lactational (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: unaccountable slackened (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: antimatter spore (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wartortle (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: curse wood king (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: red monster (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dark elven priest (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: friction warp patch (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: shrove cancan (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: commonplace landowning biotechnology (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: vietnamese girl (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: parenting disserve (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: porter slow fungus (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: orange beam (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: draugrog (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: calmer plummiest (freq bonus 78)
  The monster species that spawned more often: norming pudding (freq bonus 10)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters which petrify others on touch (freq bonus 8)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want the Book of the Dead (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that squawk (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make cow sounds (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with seduction dialogue (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain constitution (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can freely walk over spider webs (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have breath attacks (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat leather and other organics (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: trickster dresser
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: fighter golem
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: pustulent mushroom
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: poundkeeper outreasoned
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: antiunion brooder
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Recerarak
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: eldritch force fungus
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: sulfur force fungus
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: nether growth
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: superschool speaker
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: angelic being
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amethyst dragon scale shield (amethyst dragonhide shield)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: throne gamble (historic)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: darkmode stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy attack (grindstone)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: inka sling ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: flicker strip stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cancel dragon scales ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: elven lance ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: gauntlets of reverse enchantment (inverse gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: leather leash (leash)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boots of freedom (fleecy boots, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of real screwery (mech-tech, freq bonus 34)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blood loss stone (gray, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gimp cloak (pitch cloak, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tempest horn (horn, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: kelp frond ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bamboo mail ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of second chance (tetraedrical, freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fire (hexagonal, freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: thunder hammer ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sludge (fallthrough, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: leather drum (drum, freq bonus 64)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of faith (resonant, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sniper beam (corrupted, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: The Nemean Lion hide ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of item insecurity (arasia, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: confusion resistance (signet, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: terraforming (MARIYA IS NOT A TERRAFORMER, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of yellow glass (yellow, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sound effect stone (gray, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Rings (freq bonus 41)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: crossbow bolt ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gimp cloak (pitch cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: spiked club ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: material kit ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lightning (curved)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ruby dragon scales ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: detect treasure (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: platinum dragon scale shield (platinum dragonhide shield)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: detect armor enchantment (armored)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gauntlets of leech (fingerless gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: shaft
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: poison gas trap (freq bonus 18)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 187 traps
  Trap difficulty was increased by 34
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 410
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 1
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Albert Einstein, Homer Simpson and George W. Bush
  Your deity was George W. Bush
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Wed Nov 27 14:19:46 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (171)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - detect food            2 +     divine    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (gray robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of flood (VI OWNS EMACS)
    scroll of healing (CHRISTIAN LINDNER SAGT AUF WIEDERSEHEN)
    scroll of mana (ESQUECER OS RENUNCIANTES)
    scroll of phase door (DRAW WAT STUNT)
    scroll of standard id (SHELF ON THE ELF)
    scroll of cure (SOVETSKAYA NE KHOCHET STETOSKOPA CHTOBY BYT POLEZNYM)
  * scroll of extra healing (THE FIRST FOOCUBUS ENCOUNTER ASKS FOR YOUR SEXUALITY)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (THIS CHANGE TO DUALWIELDING IN K MEASURER SUCKS MONKEYBALLS)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (pocket)
    spellbook of detect food (starry)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (56 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
You and the little dog
escaped from the dungeon with 6 points,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.