porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest








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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St8 Dx6 Co10 In4 Wi13 Ch6 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw20(20) AC5 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1240 T1


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a chaotic redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  Be careful!  New moon tonight.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You have strayed
  Your alignment was  -3
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 6
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 17
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 5
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 87% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 74%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 97%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 90%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 85%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 93%
  Monster death drops spawned with only 96% chance
  The following skill could not be trained at all: saber
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: elemental spells
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: sexy flats (turn 121)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: shuriken (turn 11870)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: bare-handed combat (turn 20738)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: saber
  Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 30%
  Number of artifacts generated was  1
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 57792
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 182180
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was umbreon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 741384
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was archfiend
  The monster species that spawned more often: degenerate warp patch (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: white mewlip (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: rainbow to (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: pack leocrotta (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: great shimmering dragon (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: death metal freak (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Sword Archon (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: disembody sachem (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: capablest comeuppance (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: giant leech (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: twilight vampire (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: spice disenchanter (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Fanny's buckled sandal (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: suspenseful dunging (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: transerval (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: alhoon (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: charging kindness (freq bonus 14)
  The monster species that spawned more often: micrograph click (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: nonabsolute infarction answer plow orbiter (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: deceiving force patch (freq bonus 18)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with poison resistance (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: adult gentleman
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Johanetta's rough-sole sneaker
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: ek chuah
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: low ping bastard
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: petty komodo dragon
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: frendian
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: foggy ogre
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: fire elemental
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: evolte
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: unexpected shantak
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: invulnerability (icy)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy brick ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy granite ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: leather saddle (saddle)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: feminism dragon scales ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: map stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: polyform (radiant green)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: rain cloud (magnificent)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: inka spear ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: black dress ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gold chain ((null), freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: darkmode stone (gray, freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of cancellation (tone cloak, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: skeleton key (key, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: offlevel item (READ IDENTIFY AT YOUR OWN PERIL, freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: silver dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unidentify stone (gray, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chainsword ((null), freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bone club ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: splint mail ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enrage (YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of vulnerability (gray, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: protection from shape changers (shiny, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: kunzite (pink, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe of power (orange robe, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: teleport away (gold, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of ages (miocene, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: violet beauty heels (orgasm pumps, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: material stability (rock solid, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cruncher helmet (breath control helmet, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Wands (freq bonus 78)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 40)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of luck negation (icky cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: striped shirt ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: confusion (orange)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: high-heeled skiers (buffalo boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: hyper blue stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: evil plate mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: flesh lash ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: limitation boots (velcro boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: well building (EAT THIS YOU DEMON WENCH FROM HELL)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: black spell gauntlets (occultism gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: nadja trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: nurse trap (freq bonus 2)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 893 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1782
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 0
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of the Homies, the Robbers and the Motherfuckers
  Your deity was the Motherfuckers
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (471)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - knock                  1 +     matter    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (red robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of warping (DUHU DA SHUDI KURU WUTSIYA)
    scroll of healing (VERY FUNNY FACIAL EXPRESSION)
    scroll of mana (BAMBITZEL AND LOEBIAM ARE INDRAENIAN WORDS)
    scroll of phase door (ROBLOX HACKER MAN)
    scroll of standard id (JUST FUCKING KILL ME NOW)
    scroll of cure (SWEETHEART BUNDLE)
  * scroll of extra healing (NORBERT DUANE MICHAEL)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (WHATWASTHATONLY)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (vermilion)
    spellbook of knock (ruled)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (56 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
You and the kitten
escaped from the dungeon with 9 points,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.