porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest





















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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St8 Dx7 Co14 In8 Wi13 Ch8 PriRedMalCha S3
Dlvl:1 $3 HP28(28) Pw18(18) AC5 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1480 T1


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a chaotic redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  Be careful!  New moon tonight.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You have strayed
  Your alignment was  -3
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: peacevision
  You could not have this property extrinsically: drain resistance
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 165
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 9
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 6
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 37
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 7
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 22
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 9
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 91% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 88%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 89%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 51%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 89%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 87%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 62%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 91%
  Monster death drops spawned with only 91% chance
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: attack spells
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: enchantment spells
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: chaos spells (turn 48886)
  Sticky curses were more common by 25%
  Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 24%
  Number of artifacts generated was  1
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  1
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 12148
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 273381
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 3513582
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was bat or bird
  The monster species that spawned more often: slow warp patch (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: aspca fluoridated advise (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wereeel (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: gray slayer (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fire wing (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: centaur scriptkiddie (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: avifauna contour (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: caning calligraphic (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Tsi-puff, Selenite Professor (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: softhand nymph (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: triple palpate gloving mutely polloi (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: porter spiked devil (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: depth ogre (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: argentum golem (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: kould rat (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: scornful nymph (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sour xorn (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: storm naga (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: star spawn (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: plateau girl (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can multiply (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks rust your equipment (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks de-energize you (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have tentacle attacks (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as mind flayers (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause fake messages to appear (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make loud noise (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause slippery fingers (freq bonus 10)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks are specific to their internal ID (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can teleport (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: staph resituate
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: unfix committal floater
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: clerical warp patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: unbolted pouty
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: volt force patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: primal astral elemental
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: hummerhorn
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: secluded spore
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: fazor lancer
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: quendi wierdoking
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: natural stick ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of discovery (ignorant cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: discount action (cashed)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: standard id (WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: clove of garlic ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: quaffer helmet (water-pipe helmet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: spined ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: antenna ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: autoscooter heels (flipflops)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bestest cloak (slexual cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flying boots (battle boots, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yellow dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: alter reality (FORGETABOUTIT, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: free action (serif, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sapphire dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wonder (GIMMIE ALL THE SPELLS, freq bonus 168)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shadowblade ((null), freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: armor smash (sundered, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elesde cloak (unostentatious cloak, freq bonus 37)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets (odd pair of gloves, freq bonus 36)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of hostility (funk, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of polymorph (wired, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sky dragon scale shield (sky dragonhide shield, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flicker strip stone (gray, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rotating chain ((null), freq bonus 16)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Hawaiian shorts (flowery shorts and lei, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of trap creation (spiky gloves, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quiz stone (gray, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of slow digestion (anorexia cloak, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tunnels (street plan, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: starvation (underestimated)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: light (glass)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: telephone ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: farming (NATURE PRESERVATION AND ALL THAT)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of tossing (dressing)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of lines (victorious)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: oilskin cloak (slippery cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: horse hop (birdy)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: golden arrow ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: shuriken (throwing star)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: teleportitis trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: thai trap (freq bonus 2)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 219 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1522
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 1
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having peacevision (0)
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Aung San Suu Kyi, Ai Weiwei and Vladimir Bukovsky
  Your deity was Vladimir Bukovsky
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (112)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - force bolt             1 +     attack    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (pink robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of identify (ELF CHANGE FORME BY STUNT)
    scroll of healing (FASUN SEEEEP)
    scroll of mana (FYGING THROUGH THE CROWD)
    scroll of phase door (MANANNANMACLIR)
    scroll of standard id (ASH EM EXTENDED CREMATION SERVICE)
    scroll of cure (FLURRY GRUESOME ABILITY OF ALL RISED)
  * scroll of extra healing (BLESSED GENOCIDE)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (CAN SEE WHAT ITEM)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (visaged)
    spellbook of force bolt (hungry)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (56 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
You and the kitten
escaped from the dungeon with 5 points,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.