porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest


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[Porkman the Adept]  St8 Dx13 Co10 In4 Wi4 Ch5 PriRedMalCha S24419
Dlvl:5 $8 HP-16(116) Pw23(74) AC-20 MC3 Mov12 Sn2 Xp9/3340 Wt1124/1440 T8383


Latest messages
  The cat mummy misses.
  Your silver dragon scale mail deflects the orc mummy's attack.
  A board beneath the chamfered mummy squeaks loudly.
  The northern waste wolf bites you!
  You hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn...
  [-18 -> 10]
  Warning: HP low!
  Your small shield deflects the gnome mummy's attack.
  You hit the quadruped mummy!
  The quadruped mummy misses. (2x)
  The creep mummy touches you!
  [-1 -> 9]
  Warning: HP low!
  Your small shield deflects the cat mummy's attack.
  The orc mummy claws you!
  [-2 -> 7]
  Warning: HP low!
  The chamfered mummy picks up a heavily cursed arrow {0}.
  The northern waste wolf bites you!
  You die...

Your inventory
  Amulets
  H - an uncursed amulet of technicality called technicality (being worn) {0}
  Weapons
  b - an uncursed +0 athame {4}
  w - a blessed +0 mace (weapon in hand) {12}
  Armor
  c - a blessed +2 small shield (being worn) {12}
  k - the uncursed +2 pair of iron shoes named 747 Attack (being worn) {20}
  r - a cursed +0 unwanted helmet (being worn) {20}
  B - a blessed +1 silver dragon scale mail (being worn) {20}
  Comestibles
  m - a blessed tripe ration {0}
  u - 10 uncursed Pork Kebabs {0}
  Scrolls
  g - an uncursed finalized scroll of blank paper {0}
  o - an uncursed scroll of blank paper {0}
  C - 6 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  D - 5 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  Potions
  l - a heavily cursed finalized potion of booze {0}
  F - an uncursed potion of random intrinsic {0}
  Rings
  # - an uncursed ring of levitation {0}
  # - an uncursed ring of sickness resistance {0}
  # - an uncursed +1 ring of increase damage {0}
  # - an uncursed ring of stealth {0}
  q - an uncursed ring of shock resistance {0}
  Wands
  d - an uncursed wand of healing called some healing (0:5) {0}
  n - an uncursed wand of enlightenment (0:0) {0}
  I - an uncursed wand of time stop called ?time stop (0:0) {0}
  T - an uncursed wand of fire (1:2) {0}
  Tools
  e - a blessed +0 pick-axe (alternate weapon; not wielded) {32}
  j - an uncursed lock pick {0}
  x - a cursed sack called notdig notboh {9}
  R - an uncursed chest {992}
  Gems
  K - 2 uncursed +0 rose quartz stones {2}
  M - an uncursed +1 worthless piece of radiant glass {1}

Contents of the sack called notdig notboh:
  an uncursed +0 pair of low boots {4}

Contents of the chest:
  5845 gold pieces {0}
  a cursed amulet of strangulation {0}
  an uncursed +0 bone club {4}
  20 uncursed +0 darts {0}
  an uncursed +0 short blade {12}
  an uncursed -1 plate mail {200}
  a blessed +0 robe {16}
  a blessed +0 bunny ear {1}
  a blessed +1 pair of kicking boots {8}
  6 uncursed apples {0}
  2 cursed cream pies {0}
  an uncursed clove of garlic {0}
  an uncursed tin of slowlaine meat {0}
  6 cursed carrots {0}
  a blessed sprig of wolfsbane {0}
  a blessed clove of garlic {0}
  4 uncursed carrots {0}
  3 blessed apples {0}
  2 uncursed tripe rations {0}
  a cursed finalized scroll of earth {0}
  3 uncursed scrolls of remove curse called amy sucks horses {0}
  an uncursed scroll of fire called amy drowns in a boiling vat of piss {0}
  an uncursed scroll of blank paper {0}
  an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  an uncursed finalized scroll of enthronization {0}
  an uncursed finalized scroll of blank paper {0}
  a cursed scroll of remove curse called amy sucks horses {0}
  an uncursed scroll of inferior material called amy used this scroll to wipe her arse {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of aggravate monster (3:1) {0}
  a blessed spellbook of wizard lock (0:4) {0}
  a blessed spellbook of healing (0:2) {0}
  an uncursed finalized spellbook of wizard lock (0:4) {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of cure sickness (0:3) {0}
  an uncursed finalized spellbook of holy shield (0:3) {0}
  an uncursed potion of see invisible {0}
  a cursed potion of healing {0}
  an uncursed potion of blindness {0}
  2 uncursed potions of ESP {0}
  a blessed potion of extra healing {0}
  an uncursed finalized potion of fruit juice {0}
  a blessed potion of levitation {0}
  a blessed potion of object detection {0}
  an uncursed potion of monster detection {0}
  2 finalized potions of holy water {0}
  3 uncursed potions of restore ability {0}
  an uncursed finalized potion of monster detection {0}
  an uncursed potion of water {0}
  an uncursed potion of Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster {0}
  an uncursed potion of amnesia {0}
  a blessed potion of acid {0}
  an uncursed potion of booze {0}
  a blessed finalized potion of sickness {0}
  an uncursed potion of fruit juice {0}
  a blessed finalized potion of paralysis {0}
  a heavily cursed potion of restore ability {0}
  an uncursed potion of sickness {0}
  an uncursed finalized potion of invisibility {0}
  a cursed wand of identify (0:-1) {0}
  an uncursed wand of fire (0:8) {0}
  an uncursed wand of speed monster (1:8) {0}
  an uncursed wand of fear (0:1) {0}
  an uncursed wand of cancellation (0:1) {0}
  6 uncursed tallow candle (2000)'s {0}
  an uncursed drum of earthquake (0:10) {0}
  a cursed brass lantern (1494) {0}
  a heavily cursed tallow candle (2000) {0}
  an uncursed magic marker (1:86) {0}
  a * uncursed bottle {1}
  an uncursed wooden harp {0}
  an uncursed magic whistle called magix {0}

Final attributes
  You have transgressed
  Your alignment was  -9
  Your max alignment was  40
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: detect monsters
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 131
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 17
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 61
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 11
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 29
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 8
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 9
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 71%
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 87%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 86%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 92%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 90%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 98%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 93%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 97% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 98% chance
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: occult spells
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: chaos spells
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: mace (turn 4070)
  You had blown your chance of training the mace skill
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: sexy flats (turn 26612)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: healing spells (turn 20825)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: enchantment spells
  Heavy curses were more common by 47%
  Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 13%
  Number of artifacts generated was  5
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  19
  Your leg damage was  2
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 72296
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 249936
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1102584
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was leprechaun
  Today, this monster class was always generated invisible: piercer
  The monster class that was spawned more often: umber hulk (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: energy fungus (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: doda (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sorta potato (freq bonus 40)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fictional aphasiac solicitously (freq bonus 48)
  The monster species that spawned more often: conjoined germinated (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wood elf warrior (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: japanese dragon (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: orc king (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: blowup doll (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hola-hola blurter (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: porter lichen (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: kobold rodneyserver (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: novel patch (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: goals goblin (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: diminutive kobold (freq bonus 7)
  The monster species that spawned more often: an I (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wowed moly (freq bonus 14)
  The monster species that spawned more often: leather golem (freq bonus 14)
  The monster species that spawned more often: merman (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: aztpok (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are always spawned hostile (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that grunt (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks infect you with lycanthropy (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: adopted course
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: red hot ride
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: lilac mushroom
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: complexional principally maculate
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: siena patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: minnewt
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: deleterious bug
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: disintegrating hc girl
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: shattering skeleton
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: marauder
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: vortex
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: troll hide (disgusting cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: create monster (maple)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of daring (felicitous)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cold resistance (brass)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: gauntlets of leech (fingerless gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: scourge ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: boots of plugsuit (tightly fitting boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of curse (dark cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: measurer ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: elven lance ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of cruelty (fascinating, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boss visor ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sickness (fizzy, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: plasteel armor ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bodyglove (tight black clothes, freq bonus 23)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: leather peep-toes (asian footwear, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of drain resistance (black helmet, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create familiar (THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH MONSTERS IN SLASHEM EXTENDED, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: anhydrite (teal, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: steam venom (emanating, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: water (clear, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: darkness club ((null), freq bonus 84)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of magic resistance (rare, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tidal wave (tolkienian, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: penis pole ((null), freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bodyfluid strengthening (icky, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of quadruple attack (signet, freq bonus 60)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: speed boots (combat boots, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helmet (plumed helmet, freq bonus 59)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: long stake ((null), freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of blitzen (trump)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of corruption (wailing)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy paper ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: helmet beard ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: collusion knife ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: scale mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: earthquake (battered)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: red dragon scale mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of corruption (wailing)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of health (white cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: captcha trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: nastiness trap (freq bonus 1)
  The spell school whose books are more common was attack spells (freq bonus 11)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 645 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 21072
  Strength training was 37
  Dexterity training was 42
  Wisdom training was 46
  Constitution training was 9
  Your sanity was 2
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had the following problem: Spells with low spell memory are harder to cast. (0)
  You had reduced magic cancellation. (2588)
  You were possessed by the ghost of Madeleine. (53)
  You were possessed by the ghost of Sarah. (459)
  You were possessed by the ghost of Ludgera. (20)
  You were possessed by the ghost of Katharina. (93)
  You were possessed by the ghost of Elena. (33)
  You were possessed by the ghost of Sandra. (163)
  You were heterosexual
  You were prevented from having detect monsters (0)
  Your chance to block was 23%
  You had 553 points of nutrition remaining
  You had improved technique levels
  You regenerated mana
  You had reflection
  You were unlucky (-1)
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Ilneval, Luthic and Gruumsh
  Your deity was Gruumsh
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  Gruumsh was  angry with you (1)
  You could not  have safely prayed (0)
  You are dead 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    8%  287%
  b - wizard lock            2 +     matter   49%   52%
  c - aggravate monster      4 +       body   90%   32%
  d - holy shield            3 +    protect   90%   68%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
      turn undead           9X     LIMIT(134)
      blessing              9X     LIMIT(585)
  spirituality check    9X     LIMIT(0)
  appraisal             9 R    LIMIT(0)
  panic digging         9 R    LIMIT(0)
  phase door            9 R    LIMIT(0)
  invoke deity          9 R    LIMIT(0)

Discoveries
  Amulets
    amulet of technicality called technicality (secree)
    amulet of strangulation (tarmac)
  Armor
    robe (yellow robe)
    unwanted helmet (frequent helmet)
    iron shoes (hard shoes)
    low boots (walking shoes)
    bunny ear (headpiece)
    kicking boots (imaginary heels)
  Scrolls
    scroll of identify (ONLY I KNOW THAT THERE IS A BOSS BUG IN EVERY AREA)
    scroll of healing (REGNAD)
    scroll of mana (STEAMGREENLIGHTGORGON)
    scroll of phase door (MANYFOLD ANNOY)
    scroll of standard id (WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASNT MADE ON DRUGS)
    scroll of cure (SUPER LOTSA EDIBLE XORNSHACK)
  * scroll of extra healing (HARPON KNOUPHI BRINTANTEN)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (K MEASURER CAUSES QUICKTRAVEL TO PUSH SOKO BOULDERS INTO CORNERS)
    scroll of random enchantment called PISS MARIO (YOU MUST DO A SPEEDRUN OF SUPER KAIZO MARIO)
    scroll of fire called amy drowns in a boiling vat of piss (BOMB OMBS BOMB MOUNTAIN)
    scroll of earth (IGNORANT WEATHER)
    scroll of charging called Amy bathes in troll piss (VI SKAPER VELGE BORT DENNE REGJERINGEN)
    scroll of remove curse called amy sucks horses (NONO STENTUM)
    scroll of enchant armor called amy und die horsedick (RAHIM UND DIE BLU)
    scroll of lockout called soldiers in amy's house use fart grenades (SOLDIERS ON HARDFOUGHT CARRY DOUBLE FREE CORRUPTION GRENADES)
    scroll of inferior material called amy used this scroll to wipe her arse (THIS SCROLL DOES NOT REALLY EXIST ITS JUST AN ILLUSION)
    scroll of trap creation (TOP SECRET DO NOT READ)
    scroll of lava (THE AAAAASSIE)
    scroll of root password detection (MAMPIFANDRAY SELA)
    scroll of teleportation (STATUS DISAPER WHEN RAIN)
    scroll of blank paper (unlabeled)
    scroll of enthronization (I WANNA BE THE GUY)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (propaganda)
    spellbook of wizard lock (ciliated)
    spellbook of aggravate monster (right-handed)
    spellbook of holy shield (cute)
    spellbook of cure sickness (eternal)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
    potion of ESP (caramel)
    potion of sleeping (herbal)
    potion of see invisible (endbringer)
    potion of gain level (forget-me-not)
    potion of booze (turbulent)
    potion of random intrinsic (alchemical)
    potion of healing (amber)
    potion of blindness (caustic)
    potion of extra healing (St.John's Wort)
    potion of fruit juice (gloss)
    potion of levitation (jackpot)
    potion of object detection (emerald)
    potion of monster detection (radiating)
    potion of restore ability (fizzy)
    potion of Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (nettle)
    potion of amnesia (sparkling)
    potion of acid (cornflower)
    potion of sickness (thaumaturgic)
    potion of paralysis (colorless)
    potion of invisibility (fragrant olive)
  Rings
    ring of shock resistance (chrysoberyl)
    ring of levitation (promise)
    ring of sickness resistance (beachy)
    ring of increase damage (jacinth)
    ring of stealth (pager)
  Wands
    wand of speed monster (noticeable)
    wand of fear (iridium)
    wand of cancellation (idiomatic)
    wand of healing called some healing (ray-shooting)
    wand of time stop called ?time stop (regular-sized)
    wand of fire (sliding)
    wand of enlightenment (round cube)
    wand of striking (double wedge)
    wand of identify (knobbed)
  Tools
    magic whistle called magix (whistle)
    sack called notdig notboh (bag)
    chest (wooden container)
    tallow candle (candle)
    drum of earthquake (drum)
    wooden harp (harp)
  Gems
    rose quartz stone (pink)
    worthless piece of radiant glass (radiant)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 5
  Level 5: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You eaten 29 times
  You eaten food with animal by-products 20 times
  You eaten meat 19 times
  You have communicated with the gods 11 times
  You prayed to the gods 5 times
  You hit with a wielded weapon 488 times
  You killed 222 monsters
  You read items or engraved 35 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You have broken your vow of celibacy 1 time
  You applied items 68 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 9 times
  You read scrolls 20 times
  You read spellbooks 2 times
  You successfully cast spells 48 times
  You failed to cast a spell 15 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 8 times
  You phase doored 4 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of -9
  You had a maximum alignment of 40
  You had a maximum sanity of 2
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 4 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 7 times
  You heard farting noises 8 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 83 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 1 time
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 1 time
  You got poisoned 17 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 6 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 1 time
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 6 times
  You fumbled 2 times
  You wrested wands 1 time
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 9 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 126 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 2 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 95 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (12 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (25 of 20)
    general combat     [Basic] (max Expert) (51 of 160)
    shield             [Skilled] (max Master) (234 of 540)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (207 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Basic] (max Expert) (31 of 160)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (11 of 20)
    spirituality       [Skilled] (max Grand Master) (509 of 540)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (40 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (7 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (5 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Basic] (max Expert) (40 of 160)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...