porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest






















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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St4 Dx10 Co8 In3 Wi12 Ch5 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw19(19) AC4 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/930 T1


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a chaotic redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  Be careful!  New moon tonight.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You have strayed
  Your alignment was  -3
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: numbopathy
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 155
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 7
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 21
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 12
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 26
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 9
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 195
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 9
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 49% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 97% chance
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 88%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 85%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 83%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 93% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 91% chance
  The following skill could not be trained at all: shuriken
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: matter spells
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: knife
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: elemental spells
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: divination spells (turn 14)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: short sword (turn 73949)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: attack spells
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  2
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 150724
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 395380
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was umbreon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1229800
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was piercer
  The monster species that spawned more often: persian woman (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: undead chaos sorceror (freq bonus 21)
  The monster species that spawned more often: crater spore (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fluttered intercounty (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: vulcanizing disliker (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: nightrunner (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: punny opposite (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: galoshes gal (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: toxic wort (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: shitty fungus (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Policeman Kleever (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: werefox (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: aqueously estoppage buttonholed (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: black ooze (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: large dog (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: real cold hound (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: recess vortex (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: yellow naga (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: romancer eof (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: giant falcon (freq bonus 9)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that walk through walls (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with the touch of death (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: petty wall beast
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: cobra overcapacity
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: petty statue gargoyle
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Uniform Katcher
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: adult lady
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: umbra force fungus
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: red eyes black dragon
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: nasty monster
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Doctor Maex
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: anaconda
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: demon crossbow ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: hugging gown (contaminated coat)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet versus death spell (torus)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: status stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dementia boots (ankle boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: necklace (conical)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: gravity beam (lacquered)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: purple dragon scales ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: danger (finger-smashing)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magic dragon scales ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of speed (quicktravel cloak, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sound effect helmet (musical helmet, freq bonus 21)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of teleport control (space helmet, freq bonus 23)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: desert sword ((null), freq bonus 35)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cure wounds (yerba mate, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wonder plate ((null), freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fumble boots (riding boots, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yesterday star ((null), freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: grassland (deitificial, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: violet beauty heels (orgasm pumps, freq bonus 32)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: solar beam (mirroring, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: water (clear, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: egoist cloak (prolo cloak, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stickshoe ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: radioactive dagger ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: opening (zinc, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inferno (subsurface, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helo crossbow ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: thresher ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tin whistle (whistle, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 52)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: polymorph (ivory)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: wooden bar ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: silver long sword ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bell ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Hawaiian shorts (flowery shorts and lei)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: droven crossbow (spider-legged crossbow)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: speed boots (combat boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: covetous stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: undressing (nekkid)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of love (unearthly)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: frequentation spawn trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: horror trap (freq bonus 4)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 870 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 986
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 1
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having numbopathy (0)
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Ulfric Stormcloak, Delphine and General Tullius
  Your deity was General Tullius
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (196)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - knock                  1 +     matter    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (blue robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of enchant armor (CUNAFV ANONONYRXV)
    scroll of healing (ONLY I KNOW THAT THERE IS A BOSS BUG IN EVERY AREA)
    scroll of mana (PUTIUS CONSIO)
    scroll of phase door (TINKERBELL HERE TO KICK UR ASS)
    scroll of standard id (THIS SLING IS RETARDED)
    scroll of cure (HIT SHIFTLY AND GHOS WHEN USED)
  * scroll of extra healing (YO I PLAYED THE GAME AND DIED TO SOME UTTER BULLSHIT)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (AMYBSOD DOES NOT KNOW C)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (continued)
    spellbook of knock (deep blue)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (56 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
Youescaped from the dungeon with 0 points,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.