porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest













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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St7 Dx10 Co14 In5 Wi8 Ch5 PriRedMalCha S136
Dlvl:1 $0 HP-1(37) Pw28(28) AC5 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp2/34 Wt24/1250 T29


Latest messages
  The river moccasin misses.
  The dark spearwoman swings her long sword.
  The dark spearwoman hits you!
  [-6 -> 8]
  The dark spearwoman kicks you!
  [-1 -> 7]
  Warning: HP low!
  You hit the river moccasin.
  The river moccasin bites you!
  [-1 -> 6]
  Warning: HP low!
  The river moccasin misses.
  The river moccasin bites you!
  The river moccasin's bite was poisoned!
  The poison doesn't seem to affect you.
  [-3 -> 3]
  Warning: HP low!
  The dark spearwoman swings her long sword.
  The dark spearwoman hits you!
  You die...

Final attributes
  You have strayed
  Your alignment was  -2
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: warning
  You could not have this property intrinsically: quad attacks
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 9
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 13
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 48
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 21
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 12
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 178
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 10
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 61% chance
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 83%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 89%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 46%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 97% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 80% chance
  The following skill could not be trained at all: elemental spells
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: long sword
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: symbiosis
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: martial arts
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: axe
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: occult spells (turn 6204)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: elemental spells
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 20811
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 222247
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 14904279
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was rub monster
  The monster class that was spawned more often: worm (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wounded warp patch (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bow.row (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: eel wrap (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fickatrice (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Windows XP (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: RNG grue (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: flaymind cat (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: village idiot (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lava mage (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: deep fiend (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: crispy burner (freq bonus 96)
  The monster species that spawned more often: outwear jigging majestically (freq bonus 48)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hell hound (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: anti-vampire (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: metamer rotten (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: huge newt (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: very long roper (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bronze kobold (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sentiency blob (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: trap-installing dragon (freq bonus 9)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that cling to the ceiling (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as mercenaries (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause darkness (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that put nasty curses on your equipment (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from Animeband (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are strong (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: taker colony
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: conscious warp patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: hell bride
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: checkered mold
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: recluse centaur
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: equality world takeover bitch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Olog-hai pounder
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: heirophant
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: porter block spore
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: bloodletter of Khorne
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: eye or sphere
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of fast decay (zombified cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: exploding dice stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: grayout cloak (bleached cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of irrigation (celestial)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: forceful boots (rumble boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: penis pole ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: garden fork ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: display loss stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: land mine ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: aojiru (greenish-blue)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of white glass (white, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: weakness stone (gray, freq bonus 23)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: calculator ((null), freq bonus 23)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of steel (steel gloves, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bone club ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: confusion (orange, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lightning (curved, freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of green glass (green, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of beholding (defiled, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fourdent ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fortune cookie ((null), freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: acidshield (acidic, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: extra healing (HEALHEALHEALHEAL, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yellow dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Hacker's Food ((null), freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gothic plate mail ((null), freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: respawn stone (gray, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mork boots (mary janes, freq bonus 89)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: make visible (appearing, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nunchiaku ((null), freq bonus 47)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 92)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dark bar ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: fleece stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Uruk-hai shield (white-handed shield)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy shadow ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: nature beam (retarded)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: time (momentary)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lizard scales ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: stone of intrinsic loss (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tinning kit ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: pasta ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: tarmustrokingnora trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: falling loadstone trap (freq bonus 1)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 407 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 346
  Strength training was 5
  Dexterity training was 3
  Wisdom training was -1
  Constitution training was 1
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having warning (0)
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1458 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of the Lord, the deep blue sea and the Devil
  Your deity was the Devil
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (310)
  You are dead 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - resist poison          1 +    protect    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           2X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              2X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    2X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             2 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         2 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            2 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          2 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (octarine robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of enchant weapon (REXICHTHON YOEO AEAEEIOYO CHYCHBACHYCH)
    scroll of healing (THE EVIL KDEIB OPERATORS FILTER OUT BLOODY GOOD QUOTES)
    scroll of mana (HOLY SHIT IS THE ELDER PRIEST IN DNETHACK A MOTHERFUCKER)
    scroll of phase door (TROOG TROOOG TROOOOOG)
    scroll of standard id (IGNORE SHELL BLOC RING)
    scroll of cure (JOKEMON HOEDOWN)
  * scroll of extra healing (GOOD THING YOU WERENT THERE)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (ASSFUCK EXPRESS AND MAXIMUM PENALTY)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (chthonic)
    spellbook of resist poison (adamantium)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You hit with a wielded weapon 6 times
  You killed 1 monster
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 1 pet
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of -3
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 2 times
  You got poisoned 3 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 5 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (2 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (31 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (22 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (56 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (26 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...