porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest














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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St8 Dx8 Co8 In6 Wi13 Ch7 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw20(20) AC4 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1160 T1


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a chaotic redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  There is a staircase up here.
  You see here an uncursed wooden box {600}.
  Be careful!  New moon tonight.
  You can't go down here.
  In what direction? [47896321><] 
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You have strayed
  Your alignment was  -3
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property extrinsically: warning
  You could not have this property intrinsically: shock resistance
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 19
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 23
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 50
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 18
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 6
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 101
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 6
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 70% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 83% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 75%
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 81%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 25%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 86%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 84%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 98%
  Monster death drops spawned with only 93% chance
  The following skill could not be trained at all: missile weapons
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: sexy flats
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: matter spells
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: two-weapon combat
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: protection spells (turn 14)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: chaos spells (turn 15131)
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  1
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 117173
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 184013
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 2890112
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was umber hulk
  The monster class that was spawned more often: human or elf (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: yellow ape (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: blink colony (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: porter spider (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wapiti newest coopting polkaing (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: spatula fete (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Undead Kleever (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: saiyan (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hand druj (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ru ah (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Lizard of Yendor (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: proficiency unaccountable macadam (freq bonus 108)
  The monster species that spawned more often: kapapu-kamui (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ceramic force fungus (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: petty lateblutt (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: quendi wierdo-lord (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: vampire adventurer (freq bonus 7)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Lukas's bodyguard (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: incantation narrating (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: black widow (freq bonus 7)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Anti-Crime Special Forces Officer (freq bonus 12)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that laugh (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks remove Elbereth engravings underneath you (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause nasty stuff to happen (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have mind flayer capabilities (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want to arrest the player (freq bonus 8)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cancel you (freq bonus 16)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with death resistance (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: forest giant
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Pre-Crisis Mike Tyson
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: little leprechaun
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: water naga
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: suppler tattletale autopsic gushy
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: smudge scrotal executory reportable havening
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: hc beggar
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: trout
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: sow-stupid father that is really batshit crazy
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: petty elder fire elemental
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: fungus or mold
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magic banana ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: failed exercise (thumb screwing)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: mutation (bristly)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: light (cloth)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: gain energy (cloudy)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: instant amnesia (HAKUNA MATATA)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: spear ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: filtering stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of matador (gaberdine)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: glass chain ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: trash stone (gray, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: time use stone (gray, freq bonus 30)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create familiar (wormwood, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: permacurse stone (gray, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy status cloak (phantom cloak, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of water squirting (blue cloak, freq bonus 36)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elven bow (runed bow, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shield ((null), freq bonus 55)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create sink (THRU THE FLOOR, freq bonus 21)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sin (TU HAI DEVIATO DAL PERCORSO MORTALE, freq bonus 94)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe of magic resistance (yellow robe, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: metal club (heavy club, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blacky helmet (middle-earth helmet, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: levitation (tan, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spec lance ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: broom ((null), freq bonus 27)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: material kit ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: jacinth (orange, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: allpicking gloves (flower gloves, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: impossibly heavy elysium ball ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Potions (freq bonus 32)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: boots of acid resistance (buckled boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lead bullet ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heap stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: onion ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: chest (wooden container)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: disenchantment (darkened)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of dusk (volcanic)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: repair weapon (fine-printed)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of honor (boreal)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ass kicker boots (clunky heels)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: sandra trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: stat decrease trap (freq bonus 10)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 97 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 2292
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 1
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Dungeon Collapse, Segfault Bug and Game Freeze
  Your deity was Game Freeze
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (274)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - wizard lock            2 +     matter    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (brown robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of sin (FROBOZZ MAGIC SCROLL CO)
    scroll of healing (WE WILL ELIMINATE YOU AND YOUR WEIRD GIRLS)
    scroll of mana (BLOW FLOWER VIOLENT AROUND)
    scroll of phase door (SEXY BUTT CHEEKS)
    scroll of standard id (ELF USED TO TELL SECRET TO EN LOSE SIGHT OF WHY COMPETE)
    scroll of cure (IF YOU PLAY GRUNTHACK MAKE SURE YOU GRUNT A LOT)
  * scroll of extra healing (GORDON FREEMAN HAS HIS THUMB UP HIS ASS)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (DECKARD CAIN SHOULD BE DEAD IN DIABLO 3 BECAUSE OF OLD AGE)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (light green)
    spellbook of wizard lock (soft)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (56 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
Youescaped from the dungeon with 0 points,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.