porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest
















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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St11 Dx8 Co11 In10 Wi15 Ch6 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP-1(28) Pw20(20) AC4 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1500 T4 Par


Latest messages
  scroll of bullshit - This is a scroll. Color: yellow. Material: paper. Appearance: BIMMELBAHN DIE SICH EILZUG NENNT. Reading it has a magic effect and uses up the scroll; some scroll effects are different if they are read while you are confused.
  Reading this scroll causes invisible dogs to shit all over the place.
  What do you want to read? [h-o or ?*] 
  As you read the scroll, it disappears.
  You notice a vile stench...
  You stepped into a heap of shit!
  You slip on the shit with your bare feet.
  [-9 -> 19]
  You stepped into a heap of shit!
  You slip on the shit with your bare feet.
  [-8 -> 11]
  The kitten picks up a gold piece {0}.
  the kitten steps into a heap of shit!
  The kitten is suddenly moving faster.
  You fall into a pit!
  [-3 -> 8]
  You stepped into a heap of shit!
  You slip on the shit with your bare feet.
  You inhale the intense smell of shit! The world spins and goes dark.
  You die...

Your inventory
  Weapons
  a - a blessed +0 mace (weapon in hand) {12}
  Armor
  b - the blessed +0 robe named Death's Web (being worn) {16}
  c - a blessed +2 small shield (being worn) {12}
  Comestibles
  f - a blessed clove of garlic {0}
  g - a blessed sprig of wolfsbane {0}
  Scrolls
  k - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  l - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  m - 3 uncursed fireproof scrolls of phase door {0}
  n - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0}
  o - an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  Spellbooks
  h - a blessed spellbook of healing (0:1) {0}
  i - a blessed finalized spellbook of sleep (0:3) {0}
  Potions
  d - 3 potions of holy water {0}
  e - a finalized potion of holy water {0}

Final attributes
  You have strayed
  Your alignment was  -3
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: technicality
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 10
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 16
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 20
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 56
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 8
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 189
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 80%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 63%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 79%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 66%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 62%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 65%
  The following skill could not be trained at all: javelin
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: sexy flats
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: two-handed sword
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: elemental spells
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: polearms (turn 770)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: sling (turn 24402)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: divination spells (turn 44555)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: shuriken
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  1
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 83061
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 660501
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was espeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1109130
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was jelly
  The monster class that was spawned more often: apelike creature (freq bonus 2)
  The monster color that was spawned more often: red (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: laughing disenchanter (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: nondescript warp patch (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: goblin awgwa (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: prickly urchin (freq bonus 28)
  The monster species that spawned more often: down nymph (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: tu-tara backup soldier (freq bonus 7)
  The monster species that spawned more often: giant red jellyfish (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: joust bounder (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: mutated play figure (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: schoolfellow disarmingly ransoming (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: mummified cat (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: mental botchier (freq bonus 48)
  The monster species that spawned more often: three of hearts (freq bonus 60)
  The monster species that spawned more often: banzor station (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Numina (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: mistreated daydreaming (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Denise's girl shoe (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: botanist emaciating (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: deep dragon (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: large hobbit (freq bonus 40)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that bark (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat stone (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: time warp fungus
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: centipede swarm
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: swamp fern
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: steel missingno
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: adult lady
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: jackal demon
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: haunted tiger
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: magic archer
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: metal scorpion
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: shrotta
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: lightless boots (sharp-edged sandals)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of poison warning (splatted)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: icky shield ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: shield of light (shiny shield)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: commander gloves (light gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: piano ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cure blindness (TIRACLE RAMICAL RELRAMI LUE)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: knock (pink)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: proof weapon (YOU ARE DOOMED)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of fervor (stalwart)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic whistle (whistle, freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of thirst (echo helmet, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: leadbar ((null), freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cone of cold (dog eared, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: manastone (gray, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gnomish suit (little blue vest, freq bonus 46)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: kunzite (pink, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy paper ball ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of water squirting (blue cloak, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: salt chunk (gray, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: solar beam (beaming, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: forgotten spell (nonexistant, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of speed (cone-shaped helmet, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: numbness (flowing, freq bonus 37)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ice (ice-cold, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of speed (cone-shaped helmet, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rang call stone (gray, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: oolong tea (wormwood, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of knowledge (shouting, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet versus stone (lunate, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: stinking cloud (vaporized)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: blesscurse stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sleep (runed)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: greater mana restoration (DIT DEDIDET DAET)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: aklys (thonged club)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: untame monster (classy)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tactical nuke (governmental)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dark elven mithril-coat ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: eternal pole ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet versus curses (attractive)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: ragnarok trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: statue trap (freq bonus 4)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 179 traps
  Trap difficulty was increased by 80
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1414
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was -1
  Wisdom training was 0
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You were paralyzed (-7)
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having technicality (0)
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1497 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Macbeth, Zoness and Titania
  Your deity was Titania
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (571)
  You are dead 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - sleep                  2 +    enchant    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (gray robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of bullshit (BIMMELBAHN DIE SICH EILZUG NENNT)
    scroll of healing (SLEXY ROBBER NYMPHETS 2018)
    scroll of mana (THANKS FOR PLAYING SLASHEM EXTENDED)
    scroll of phase door (SONIC VALHOG 3 AND KNUCKLES)
    scroll of standard id (BANDSMAN GROOMS LUCK)
    scroll of cure (CHAIOCHEN OUTIBILMEMNOUOTH ATRAUICH)
  * scroll of extra healing (LOMA ZATH AION ACHTHASE MA)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (A SEXY LEATHER PUMP SCRATCHES UP AND DOWN YOUR LEGS)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (chthonic)
    spellbook of sleep (incessant)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You read items or engraved 1 time
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 1 time
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of -3
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (56 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...