porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest


































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[Porkman the Adept]  St10 Dx9 Co10 In4 Wi15 Ch7 PriRedMalCha S6252
Min:5 $346 HP-5(99) Pw118(118) AC-7 MC3 Mov12 Sn0 Xp8/1694 Wt1632/1490 T7778 Brd


Latest messages
  The lowercase minotaur claws you!
  [-5 -> 50]
  The lowercase minotaur claws you!
  [-6 -> 44]
  The lowercase minotaur butts you!
  [-7 -> 37]
  Your frequent helmet deflects the lowercase minotaur's attack.
  The lowercase minotaur claws you!
  [-10 -> 27]
  The lowercase minotaur butts you!
  [-12 -> 15]
  Warning: HP low!
  You miss the lowercase minotaur.
  The lowercase minotaur claws you!
  You hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn...
  [-13 -> 2]
  Warning: HP low!
  Your crystal plate mail deflects the lowercase minotaur's attack.
  The lowercase minotaur butts you!
  You die...

Your inventory
  Amulets
  # - an uncursed amulet versus poison (being worn) {0}
  Weapons
  a - a blessed +0 mace {12}
  M - the uncursed +0 crossbow named Intelligent Pope {20}
  Armor
  # - an uncursed +0 dwarvish mithril-coat {60}
  # - a blessed +1 exciting armor {60}
  # - an uncursed +0 loricated cloak (being worn) {4}
  c - a blessed +2 small shield {12}
  B - a * uncursed +2 crystal plate mail (being worn) {200}
  J - an uncursed +0 pair of gauntlets of swimming called prob swimming (being worn) {4}
  L - an uncursed +0 cloak of displacement {4}
  O - an uncursed rusty +0 tinfoil helmet (being worn) {20}
  V - an uncursed +0 pair of high stilettos (being worn) {8}
  Comestibles
  # - 4 blessed pears {0}
  # - an uncursed fortune cookie {0}
  # - an uncursed lembas wafer {0}
  # - 2 uncursed food rations {0}
  # - an uncursed sandwich {0}
  # - 7 uncursed cream pies {0}
  # - an uncursed tin of hobbit feighter meat {0}
  e - a blessed clove of garlic {0}
  f - a blessed sprig of wolfsbane {0}
  p - an uncursed clove of garlic {0}
  D - an uncursed tripe ration {0}
  K - 5 uncursed bananas {0}
  W - 2 uncursed carrots {0}
  X - an uncursed holy wafer {0}
  Scrolls
  b - an uncursed finalized scroll of antimatter called fuckkkk {0}
  i - a blessed finalized scroll of tele level {0}
  k - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  l - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  m - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0}
  o - an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  q - an uncursed scroll of taming called amy with a shoe up her bum {0}
  A - a cursed scroll of blank paper {0}
  E - an uncursed scroll of blank paper {0}
  H - a cursed scroll of charging called amy is an autistic wench {0}
  P - 2 uncursed scrolls of enchant weapon {0}
  S - an uncursed finalized scroll of feminism called amy takes a bath, in a boiling vat of piss, singing the French national anthem! {0}
  U - an uncursed scroll of identify called Amy smells of farts {0}
  Y - an uncursed scroll of secure identify called amy had sex with a farting high heel {0}
  Z - a cursed scroll of healing {0}
  Spellbooks
  g - a blessed spellbook of healing (0:2) {0}
  h - a blessed finalized spellbook of resist sleep (7:3) {0}
  n - an uncursed spellbook of detect treasure (0:3) {0}
  s - an uncursed spellbook of line loss (0:1) {0}
  x - an uncursed finalized spellbook of enchant armor (0:4) {0}
  G - an uncursed spellbook of blank paper (0:3) {0}
  Q - an uncursed finalized spellbook of induce vomiting (0:3) {0}
  R - an uncursed finalized spellbook of shocking sphere (0:3) {0}
  Potions
  # - an uncursed potion of water {0}
  d - 4 potions of holy water {0}
  r - an uncursed finalized potion of mutation {0}
  v - a blessed potion of levitation {0}
  C - a cursed burnt diluted potion of speed {0}
  F - an uncursed potion of restore ability {0}
  I - a blessed finalized potion of levitation {0}
  N - a blessed potion of fruit juice {0}
  T - an uncursed finalized potion of cyanide {0}
  Rings
  # - an uncursed ring of see invisible (on right hand) {0}
  Wands
  z - a cursed wand of digging (0:5) {0}
  Tools
  # - an uncursed medical kit {20}
  j - a blessed magic marker (0:74) {0}
  t - an uncursed +0 unicorn horn {8}
  u - an uncursed figurine of a chaffinch {0}
  y - an uncursed lock pick {0}
  Iron balls
  w - an uncursed -2 heavy iron ball (weapon in hand) {1200}

Contents of the medical kit:
  a cursed pill {0}
  11 uncursed pills {0}
  a * uncursed phial {2}
  a blessed bandage {1}
  a blessed bandage {1}
  a * cursed phial {2}
  a cursed bandage {1}
  an uncursed bandage {1}
  a * cursed phial {2}
  4 uncursed bandages {4}
  3 * uncursed phials {6}

Final attributes
  You were piously aligned
  Your alignment was  42
  Your max alignment was  42
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property intrinsically: jumping
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 41
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 5
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 13
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 77% chance
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 58%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 75%
  Implant drop chance was reduced to 87%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 53%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Monster death drops spawned with only 96% chance
  The following skill could not be trained at all: divination spells
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: elemental spells
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: chaos spells
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: shield (turn 34052)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: enchantment spells (turn 48164)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: bare-handed combat
  Number of artifacts generated was  1
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  2
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 151243
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 269503
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was glaceon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1965678
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was unicorn or horse
  The monster species that spawned more often: gloomy sphere (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: racketed jailbird (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Morton (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: noncollapsible pyorrhea cervical hagride (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: brass dragon (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: undead fetish (freq bonus 14)
  The monster species that spawned more often: soul killer blowdart (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: golden colony (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: clockwork assassin (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: witlessly nonagon tersely (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: monochrome force fungus (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: plasma mold (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: virtual light wall (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: brownie (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: red river hog (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: vacuum spore (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hide golem (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: smash skeleton (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: trollor (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bigamize cole staunched (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks delete your data (freq bonus 5)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are always spawned peaceful (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that permanently mimic objects (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with plasma clouds (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that require +1 weapons to hit (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: clerical mold
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: black bear
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: radiant colony
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: shining golem
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: large chicken
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: mirror warp patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Iwan
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: inconsequentially impassable
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: pain mister
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: consequence of your insouciance
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: piercer
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: sky-high heels (roman sandals)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bottle ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cure sickness (indigo)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: gas grenade ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: training stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: lion cloak (barley cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: spiked battle boot ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: gauntlets of dexterity (fencing gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: good night (nightly)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: unfair attack cloak (flier cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: needle ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of safeguard (orange visored helmet, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tsurugi (long samurai sword, freq bonus 23)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pizza ((null), freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: red string ((null), freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poison bolt ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clove of garlic ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: can of grease ((null), freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: remove curse (wiry, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cure freeze (snowy, freq bonus 33)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wounds (RUSSIACK IS NOT A FORK OF SLASHEM EXTENDED, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rainbow dragon scale shield (rainbow dragonhide shield, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: goldspell stone (gray, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of tsunami (perpetual, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sand (KALIMARI DESERT, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: thunder (rollover, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of typing (brand-new gloves, freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: droven bolt (obsidian bolt, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: strangling (choking, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: soft sneakers (light footwear, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Comestibles (freq bonus 29)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: orihalcyon gauntlets (fighting gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: summon undead (black)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of covetous warning (egyptian)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: elven sickle ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: electric sword ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: erasure (FAGEYUDUD)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: operation cloak (nurse cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tennis racket ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: healing (white)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy lead ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: lootcut trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: miscast trap (freq bonus 1)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 225 traps
  Trap difficulty was increased by 38
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 12609
  Strength training was 5
  Dexterity training was 23
  Wisdom training was 11
  Constitution training was 1
  Your sanity was 0
  You were doubly poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You were punished
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having telepathy (0)
  You saw invisible
  You had 647 points of nutrition remaining
  You could swim
  You had confusion resistance
  You had contamination resistance
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Mother, Andromalius and Marionette
  Your deity was Marionette
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could  have safely prayed (0)
  You are dead 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - extra healing          3 +    healing    0%   55%
  b - resist sleep           1 +    protect    0%   23%
  c - enchant armor          7 +    enchant   99%   32%
  d - line loss              1 +      chaos    0%   32%
  e - detect treasure        4 +     divine   90%   33%
  f - healing                1 +    healing    0%   38%
  g - induce vomiting        2 +       body    0%   49%
  h - shocking sphere        1 +     matter    0%   51%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           8X     LIMIT(0)
      blessing              8X     LIMIT(3233)
      spirituality check    8X     LIMIT(741)
  appraisal             8 R    LIMIT(0)
  panic digging         8 R    LIMIT(0)
  phase door            8 R    LIMIT(0)
  invoke deity          8 R    LIMIT(0)

Discoveries
  Amulets
    amulet versus poison (dog)
  Armor
    robe (gray robe)
    gauntlets of swimming called prob swimming (old gloves)
    cloak of displacement (dirty rag)
    tinfoil helmet (frequent helmet)
    high stilettos (stroking boots)
  Scrolls
    scroll of tele level (MOWA METR OCWI)
    scroll of healing (VO FACIAM)
    scroll of mana (OWERED HITTING BY LOOK SOUP)
    scroll of phase door (JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN)
    scroll of standard id (OMG AMY ASCENDED FOURK AND SURVIVED WAND DESTRUCTION)
    scroll of cure (ITAINO ITAINO TONDEKE)
  * scroll of extra healing (LOREM IPSUM SIT AMET)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (EDEVESH HANAGASH)
    scroll of taming called amy with a shoe up her bum (NESCHOE NEOSTSCHOE NOISELANOSTSCHANOE)
    scroll of punishment (FUCK THE LORD OF THE FUCKUBI)
    scroll of earth (ENSSICIBZ EDUDO)
    scroll of WC called the gas gangrene is strong in amy's belly (THE GIAGGOSTUONO)
    scroll of flood (CO APPESTUS)
    scroll called you was fuck (HOW WAS I)
    scroll of charging called amy is an autistic wench (OOTCS FINAL TRUMP CARD IS THE BOSSES WEAPONIZED AUTISM)
    scroll of feminism called amy takes a bath, in a boiling vat of piss, singing the French national anthem! (MULEPUPUSCHE A BIG ONE)
    scroll of antimatter called fuckkkk (GICCC)
    scroll of identify called Amy smells of farts (EYEHACK LEVELPORT CHANGE IS BULLSHIT)
    scroll of secure identify called amy had sex with a farting high heel (ZARRO BOOGS)
    scroll of blank paper (unlabeled)
    scroll of enchant weapon (SMIRITELNAYA RUBASHKA)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (scribbled)
    spellbook of resist sleep (left-handed)
    spellbook of enchant armor (impregnated)
    spellbook of line loss (dreamy)
    spellbook of detect treasure (virtual)
    spellbook of extra healing (final)
    spellbook of induce vomiting (multiple)
    spellbook of shocking sphere (fleeting)
    spellbook of blank paper (plain)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
    potion of paralysis (tangerine)
    potion called amnesia fuck you amy (sparkling)
    potion of mutation (chocolate)
    potion of levitation (mint)
    potion of speed (squishy)
    potion of restore ability (milky)
    potion of fruit juice (slimy)
    potion of cyanide (orange tea)
  Rings
    ring of see invisible (PVC)
  Wands
    wand of digging (non-functional)
  Tools
    medical kit (leather bag)
  Gems
    gray stone called some ammo
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Gnomish Mines:
  Level 5: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You eaten 30 times
  You eaten food with animal by-products 23 times
  You eaten meat 22 times
  You have communicated with the gods 10 times
  You prayed to the gods 6 times
  You hit with a wielded weapon 170 times
  You killed 107 monsters
  You read items or engraved 19 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 3 times
  You read scrolls 2 times
  You read spellbooks 6 times
  You successfully cast spells 4 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 5 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 1 time
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 1 time
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 1 time
  You had a minimum alignment of -3
  You had a maximum alignment of 42
  You had a maximum sanity of 3
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 5 times
  You heard farting noises 1 time
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 1 time
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 1 time
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 3 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 10 times
  You fumbled 5 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 1 time
  You dug out grave walls 11 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 1 time
  You sat on a throne 5 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 1 time
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 1 critical hit
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 39 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (12 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    high heels         [Unskilled] (max Basic) (12 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (16 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (50 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (39 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (11 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (5 of 20)
    spirituality       [Skilled] (max Grand Master) (479 of 540)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (82 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (18 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (25 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Basic] (max Expert) (106 of 160)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (70 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (28 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    elemental spells   [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...