porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest



































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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St6 Dx5 Co10 In8 Wi15 Ch7 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw18(18) AC6 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1180 T1


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a chaotic redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  Be careful!  New moon tonight.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You have strayed
  Your alignment was  -3
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 106
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 19
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 49
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 20
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 4
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 9
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 79% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 84% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 85%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 77%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 78%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 88%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 95%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 87%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 97%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 83% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 96% chance
  The following skill could not be trained at all: body spells
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: techniques
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: matter spells
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: lightsaber
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: firearms (turn 27)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: body armor (turn 72155)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: attack spells (turn 86869)
  Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 14%
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  3
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 87444
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 145791
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was espeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1741150
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was unicorn or horse
  The monster class that was spawned more often: gnome (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: non-animal (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: tu-tara oathbreaker (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: snatchiest scragging (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: island fungus (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ruby warp fungus (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: cyberdemon (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: barb stalk (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: space bat (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hugemoll (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: concussive sphere (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: effulgent hinduism (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: valiant wyvern (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dim star (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: enclave elite soldier (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: terrorist prepping (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: feminism beam (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: swayed ufo part (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: black dragon bat (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ridiculous troll (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: pew-pew mind flayer (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks increase your sanity (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have weapon attacks (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are always spawned hostile (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with a thick skin (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with cold resistance (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are neuter (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are unsolid (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can throw boulders (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as giant (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that regenerate health (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: charcoal patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: young mercurial dragon
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: bone golem
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: tantalized restrictionism
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: beep litten
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: hippogryph
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: filled energar
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: five-headed hydra
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: oaken uniformly
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: banishment cat
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: tortilla ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: crossbow ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cure freeze (snowy)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: empty line helmet (strip bandana)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: destructive heels (weapon light boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: nownsible stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: create monster (turquoise)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amnesia (acrylic)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: competition boots (blue sneakers)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: unfair attack stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: aggravate monster (sapphire, freq bonus 284)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: permanently black shoes (failuncap shoes, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: white flower sword (flower-pommeled broadsword, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: anti-curse boots (winter stilettos, freq bonus 21)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: calculator ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: droven arrow (obsidian arrow, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shades of grey stone (gray, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: too heavy stone (gray, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: longing stone (gray, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worm tooth ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: suguhanoken ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: evencore cloak (odd hull cloak, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wooden flute (flute, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: placeholder gloves (spanish gloves, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: metal spell stone (gray, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rogues gloves (boiled gloves, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nastypole ((null), freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gouge dick (pornographic, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: forceful boots (rumble boots, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dwarvish battle-axe (beaked axe, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Gems (freq bonus 29)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: melee prefix stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: blood stream (menstruation)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: autopickup stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: towel ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: worthless piece of yellow glass (yellow)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: wakame ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of blizzard (bloody)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of dawn (sacred)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amber (yellowish brown)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gravity beam (heavy)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: container kaboom trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: wereform trap (freq bonus 3)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 69 traps
  Trap difficulty was increased by 18
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 157
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was -1
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Dahlver-Nar, Orthos and Simurgh
  Your deity was Simurgh
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (147)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - detect monsters        4 +     divine   40%  300%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (purple robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of bad effect (TRICK 13)
    scroll of healing (GROUP SING MAKE MORE DAMAGED)
    scroll of mana (42)
    scroll of phase door (BANDARCHOR GO HOME)
    scroll of standard id (FUCK THE LORD OF THE FUCKUBI)
    scroll of cure (A IS FOR AMY WHO FELL DOWN THE STAIRS)
  * scroll of extra healing (ONE RESULT IS MORE POWER)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (CONSECUTIVE NORMAL PUNCHES)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (purple)
    spellbook of detect monsters (yellow-stained)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (56 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
You and the little dog
escaped from the dungeon with 5 points,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.