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(2x) Some text has been burned into the ground here. Use "r." to read it. You displaced your kitten. (4x) You hear soft splashing. You hear muffled hissing. You kill the gas spore! The kitten is caught in the gas spore's explosion! You kill the poor kitten! Welcome to experience level 3. You hear the rumble of distant thunder... You are caught in the gas spore's explosion! [-4 -> 52] There is a wall in the way! (2x) What do you want to read? [hil-qsyA or ?*] As you read the scroll, it disappears. The floor becomes red. There is an ash here. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Your inventory Weapons a - a blessed +0 mace (weapon in hand) {12} t - an uncursed +0 crossbow {20} Armor b - a blessed +0 robe (being worn) {16} c - a blessed +4 small shield (being worn) {12} Comestibles f - a blessed clove of garlic {0} g - a blessed sprig of wolfsbane {0} r - an uncursed tripe ration {0} u - 10 uncursed Pork Kebabs {0} v - an uncursed banana {0} Scrolls l - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} m - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} n - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} o - an uncursed scroll of standard id {0} p - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} q - a blessed scroll of enchant weapon called amy jumps in front of a train {0} Spellbooks h - a blessed finalized spellbook of healing (0:4) {0} i - a blessed spellbook of light (2:1) {0} Potions d - 3 potions of holy water {0} e - a finalized potion of holy water {0} z - a cursed potion of healing {0} Rings s - an uncursed ring of shock resistance (on right hand) {0} y - an uncursed ring of warning (on left hand) {0} Wands x - an uncursed wand of slow monster (0:8) {0} Tools k - an uncursed magic marker (1:93) {0} Gems w - an uncursed +0 worthless piece of orange glass {1} Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -37 Your max alignment was 18 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: cold resistance Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 325 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 24 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 19 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 31 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 16 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 25 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 14 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 287 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 78% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 84% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 97% Potion drop chance was reduced to 90% Armor drop chance was reduced to 89% Tool drop chance was reduced to 99% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 60% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 94% chance The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: flail The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: two-handed weapons The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: elemental spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: club (turn 240) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: dagger (turn 21388) Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Monster spawn increase started at turn 66128 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 215363 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Your limit for ascension was at turn 397110 The monster class that cannot be genocided was snake The monster species that spawned more often: voraciousness (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: kobold spellmaster (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: cold vortex (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: conjurer (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: solemnizing sparerib (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: chupacabura (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: Aylin (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: soft spore (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: kog (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: pale wort (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: reexchange rephrasing diplomatique (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: tuxie (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: +2 gmm barricade (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: moon borloth (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: renting ganged graffiti (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: bang-bright light (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: pride grue (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: forester pauperize (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: atoningly transferrer (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: flying water demon (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that squawk (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks make you deathly sick (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are amorphous (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as gnome (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with random thieving attacks (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: pushed bathetically reding The monster species that never randomly spawned: hola-hola lancer The monster species that never randomly spawned: heckle spider The monster species that never randomly spawned: barbold The monster species that never randomly spawned: mem grue The monster species that never randomly spawned: force couatl The monster species that never randomly spawned: Kristin's hugging boot The monster species that never randomly spawned: or canceled countrymen nativity xenogamy The monster species that never randomly spawned: pinna mensurative The monster species that never randomly spawned: electric grue The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cold (short) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: paper shotgun ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: create victim (KESALAN PATHARAN) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (radiating) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: long stake ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: styx (submarine) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: energy bolt (infinity plus one) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of sickness (green cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: tron stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: acidshield (acidic) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy conundrum ball ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of cheating (maroon, freq bonus 58) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: eternal pole ((null), freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: auto destruct stone (gray, freq bonus 24) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of inertia (gymnasic, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: polymorph (golden, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fallout stone (gray, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy grabbing gloves (digger gloves, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of transformation (black cloak, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: longing stone (gray, freq bonus 65) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: anti-teleportation (ruled, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wrapover stone (gray, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quaversal helmet (transversal helmet, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: diving (next, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: backfire (fadeless, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: parasol ((null), freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gnomish boots (little black boots, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: copper dragon scale shield (copper dragonhide shield, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: plastic chain ((null), freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: antimatter (THIS SCROLL DOES NOT REALLY EXIST ITS JUST AN ILLUSION, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: yellow dragon scales ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: laser beam ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bone fragment (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: boots of weakness (torn boots) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: missing cloak (shrouded cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cancellation (sparkly) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bronze mace ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ragnarok (all-ending) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: aklys (thonged club) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: hybridization (REAL MEN PLAY THE EVILVARIANT HYBRID RACE) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: jeanetta trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: noise trap (freq bonus 2) The spell school whose books are more common was attack spells (freq bonus 15) The spell school whose books are more common was chaos spells (freq bonus 2) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 475 traps Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 4534 Strength training was 6 Dexterity training was 4 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 11 Your sanity was 0 You were shock resistant You were poison resistant You were immune to sickness You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having cold resistance (0) Your chance to block was 25% You were warned You had 1180 points of nutrition remaining You regenerated mana You were unlucky (-1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells Your pantheon consisted of Dahlver-Nar, Orthos and Simurgh Your deity was Simurgh The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019. You could not have safely prayed (792) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - healing 1 + healing 0% 91% b - light 1 + divine 0% 91% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status turn undead 3X Prepared(0) blessing 3X Prepared(0) spirituality check 3X Prepared(0) appraisal 3 R Prepared(0) panic digging 3 R Prepared(0) phase door 3 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 3 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor robe (pink robe) Scrolls scroll of enchant armor (IMMORTAL DUNGEON) scroll of healing (NEED 10 BLESSED SUPERIOR MATERIAL FOR RUBYNUS) scroll of mana (A WINNER IS YOU) scroll of phase door (CHLELOR PHACHILER MAZ MACHAIRIOCH) scroll of standard id (YOU WILL NEVER HURT MY METAL PIANIST AGAIN) scroll of cure (POOFY IS NOT AN INSULT) * scroll of extra healing (TILDEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXI) * scroll of greater mana restoration (YITH GETS ONESHOT BY A MOTHERFUCKING BABY) scroll of enchant weapon called amy jumps in front of a train (JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN) scroll of ash called im really feeling my cock in amys butt (IM REALLY FEELING IT) Spellbooks spellbook of healing (nonexistant) spellbook of light (watery) Potions * potion of water (clear) potion of healing (nectar) Rings ring of shock resistance (rubber) ring of warning (teak) Wands wand of slow monster (flathead) Gems worthless piece of orange glass (orange) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You followed a strict vegan diet You eaten 1 time You have communicated with the gods 1 time You prayed to the gods 1 time You hit with a wielded weapon 14 times You killed 12 monsters You read items or engraved 3 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 3 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -37 You had a maximum alignment of 12 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 2 times You heard farting noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 3 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes Your skills at the end (4 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) shield [Basic] (max Master) (24 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20) spirituality [Basic] (max Grand Master) (88 of 160) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Basic] (max Expert) (34 of 160) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) divination spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Goodbye porkman the Priest...