porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest




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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St9 Dx5 Co12 In6 Wi11 Ch6 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw18(18) AC6 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1410 T1


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a chaotic redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  Be careful!  New moon tonight.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You have strayed
  Your alignment was  -3
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: freezopathy
  You could not have this property extrinsically: wonderlegs
  You could not have this property intrinsically: technicality
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 6
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 14
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 34
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 17
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 13
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 43
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 10
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 151
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 8
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 50%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 96%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 76%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 73%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 93%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 95%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 77% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 94% chance
  The following skill could not be trained at all: chaos spells
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: squeaking
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: crossbow
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: missile weapons
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: devices (turn 759)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: body spells (turn 25552)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: crossbow
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  3
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 116495
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 279457
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 856856
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was imp or minor demon
  The monster species that spawned more often: wrinkled growth (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Sabrina (freq bonus 7)
  The monster species that spawned more often: exhaling earthly (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: giant teal toad (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: mirror mold (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: thief whose purse was stolen by the superthief (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: blue-green warp fungus (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: floating force patch (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: breakblock vortex (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: collectivize choosiest areolae (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: decayed warp patch (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: abbot seaside (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: shadow wraith (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: adult gray dragon (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: black naga hatchling (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bam cham (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Sealtiel (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: recoloring freeboard (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Five-Man (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fishing rod (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have passive attacks (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that require +4 weapons to hit (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters of medium size (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks time you (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks become stronger the more often they hit (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks suck your blood (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks levelport you, or drain your levels if you can't levelport (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that shriek (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose corpses don't decay (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: effected humidifying
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: emergency mushroom
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: identity xorn
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: cantor
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: nature's wrath
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: nordic girl
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: calculated whirligig
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: chlorinating alphabetization dandled autobiographer wangler
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: narrow vortex
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: spinner warp fungus
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dioptase (radiant)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cure numbness (opaque)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dragon blood (perishable)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: asterisk ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magic flute (flute)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: ugh memory to create inventory window ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dart of disintegration ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: emerald dragon scales ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of enforcing (underwhelming)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of confusion (ripped cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blaster bolt ((null), freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: disruption shield (disrupted, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: swimsuit ((null), freq bonus 36)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: highway (turboboost, freq bonus 24)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: energy sap ((null), freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: C-ration ((null), freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of neutral (dim colored helmet, freq bonus 41)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gray dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: water dragon scale shield (water dragonhide shield, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: finger of death (stained, freq bonus 32)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of speed (quicktravel cloak, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chromatic beam (chromatic, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: highlevel stone (gray, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sliming (straight, freq bonus 69)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: arcane gauntlets (runic gloves, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: droven chain mail (crested black mail, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sustain ability (bronze, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of fast repair (arcing, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: identify (wedged, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: weight stone (gray, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Amulets (freq bonus 57)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ward (UNPLAYABLE BINDER ROLE)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: toilet roll ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of physical resistance (pastel cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bota mochi ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: forbidden arrow ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: changing directive stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: platinum spell boots (ballet heels)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: inertia (grass green)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: extremely heavy iron ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: necklace (conical)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: rememberance trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: nolite trap (freq bonus 5)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 559 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 359
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 1
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having freezopathy (0)
  You were prevented from having wonderlegs (0)
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of the Homies, the Robbers and the Motherfuckers
  Your deity was the Motherfuckers
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (685)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - sleep                  2 +    enchant    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (gray robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of enchant weapon (FANNY IS JUST A REGULAR FEMALE NAME)
    scroll of healing (STARS)
    scroll of mana (FUCK THE LORD OF THE FUCKUBI)
    scroll of phase door (CERB BRK PAND)
    scroll of standard id (LEAF STUNT UP HIGH BLAZE MINISTRIES BRUNT FLINCH AND ASK)
    scroll of cure (GENTLY CARESS YOU TOO)
  * scroll of extra healing (THAI MASSAGE IS BETTER THAN SEX)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (TYPE OF ICE BLOCK HAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAE)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (deserted)
    spellbook of sleep (torchlit)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
    potion of oil (mum)
  Tools
    oil lamp (lamp)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (56 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
You and the kitten
escaped from the dungeon with 2 points,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.