porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest









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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St7 Dx11 Co8 In5 Wi13 Ch3 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP1(28) Pw20(20) AC3 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1100 T11 Par


Latest messages
  Crone Lilith hits you!
  [-2 -> 9]
  Crone Lilith breathes sleep gas!
  The blast of sleep gas hits you!
  The blast of sleep gas hits the kitten.
  The blast of sleep gas bounces!
  The blast of sleep gas hits the kitten.
  The blast of sleep gas hits you!
  Crone Lilith touches you!
  [-2 -> 7]
  Baalzebub bites you!
  [-2 -> 5]
  Warning: HP low!
  Crone Lilith hits you!
  [-2 -> 3]
  Warning: HP low!
  Crone Lilith hits you!
  [-2 -> 1]
  Warning: HP low!
  Crone Lilith touches you!

Your inventory
  Weapons
  a - a blessed +0 mace (weapon in hand) {12}
  Armor
  b - a blessed +0 robe (being worn) {16}
  c - a blessed +2 small shield (being worn) {12}
  Comestibles
  f - a blessed clove of garlic {0}
  g - a blessed sprig of wolfsbane {0}
  Scrolls
  j - a blessed finalized scroll of identify {0}
  k - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  l - 3 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  m - an uncursed greased scroll of mana {0}
  n - an uncursed greased scroll of phase door {0}
  o - 2 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0}
  p - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0}
  q - an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  Spellbooks
  h - a blessed spellbook of healing (0:3) {0}
  i - a blessed spellbook of detect monsters (0:5) {0}
  Potions
  d - 2 finalized potions of holy water {0}
  e - 2 potions of holy water {0}

Final attributes
  You have strayed
  Your alignment was  -3
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: peacevision
  You could not have this property intrinsically: manaleech
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 130
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 8
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 26
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 12
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 10
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 63% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 84%
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 85%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 82%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 95%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 68%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 82%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 57%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 86%
  The following skill could not be trained at all: long sword
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: form IV (Ataru)
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: general combat
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: chaos spells (turn 38)
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: mace (turn 703)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: firearms (turn 39411)
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 75332
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 165746
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was jolteon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 2068864
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was turret
  The monster species that spawned more often: cresher (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: tunnel terror (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: japanese mandrake (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: antidemocratic wholesomely (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: nether warp patch (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wetting elemental (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: chief monkey (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: consenting warp patch (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: giant bright blue jellyfish (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: play naga (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Sing's japanese geta (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: midi sphere (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: radiant spore (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Bulletproof Lieutenant (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: veil spirit (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: big corroblob (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: juere infantry (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: outsider spore (freq bonus 28)
  The monster species that spawned more often: duck warrior (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wildering folioed (freq bonus 12)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with seduction dialogue (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have bite attacks (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks heal you (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks paralyze you (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: lava jelly
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: hungry Olog-hai
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: giant gold dragonfly
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: ringdove braining
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: apter pontifically
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: platinum dragon bat
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: reconditioned footsore rifely undiscriminating
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: adventurer wort
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Gudrun's combat boot
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: inalienable lamellae empty anchoritic
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: lockout (WE WILL HURT YOU)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: growth (WELCOME TO ANGBAND)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magic dragon scale mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: steel whip ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cure random status (fleecy-colored)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: finger (old)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: water bolt (accusory)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: war hat (wide metal helm)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: chaos terrain (TIGHT SPANDEX SHIRT)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: unidentify stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hunger (topaz, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quasar stone (gray, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: slime (slimy, freq bonus 16)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of fumbling (clumsy, freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: conglomerate pick ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boots of weakness (torn boots, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blesscursing (above, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of neck brace (nonvorpal, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic marker ((null), freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mare trident ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wedged little-girl sandal ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: andalusite (radiant, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: repair weapon (fine-printed, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: covetous stone (gray, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tarrier ((null), freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: high-heeled sandal ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of valhalla (carmine, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rot thirteen stone (gray, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ash (fire-red, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scale mail ((null), freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 31)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: prostitute shoe ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gauntlets of the force (spacey gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: warping (MY SPUTA WILL FLOW DOWN)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of winter (energizing)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: fuckup melee gauntlets (slaying gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: worthless piece of blue glass (blue)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: garden fork ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cure numbness (opaque)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ancient arrow ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: vileness (EVIL PATCH IDEAS ARE WRITTEN WITH EPI PENS)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: glyph number seven
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: faint trap (freq bonus 5)
  The spell school whose books are more common was elemental spells (freq bonus 17)
  The spell school whose books are more common was elemental spells (freq bonus 4)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 480 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 178
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 0
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You were paralyzed (-1)
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having peacevision (0)
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1485 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Tenebrous, Chupoclops and Malphas
  Your deity was Malphas
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (260)
  You are dead 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - detect monsters        4 +     divine   72%  300%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     LIMIT(0)
  blessing              1X     LIMIT(0)
  spirituality check    1X     LIMIT(0)
  appraisal             1 R    LIMIT(0)
  panic digging         1 R    LIMIT(0)
  phase door            1 R    LIMIT(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    LIMIT(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (black robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of identify (MERRY XMAS JOYEUX NOEL FELIZ NAVIDAD)
    scroll of healing (BACKSLASH EM EXTENDED ESCAPE CHARACTER)
    scroll of mana (OMGWTFBBQYASDDYWYPI)
    scroll of phase door (TRUE RISE BY STRANGE SMELL)
    scroll of standard id (CONVICT PATCH)
    scroll of cure (GET YOUR PET GIRL IN SLEX)
  * scroll of extra healing (OGTH LOAM MDSK)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (TOESTOMPING IS SUPER SEXY)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (pastrami)
    spellbook of detect monsters (copied)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Wands
    wand of striking (sycamore)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of -3
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 6 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (59 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...