porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest






























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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St8 Dx3 Co5 In5 Wi12 Ch6 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw18(18) AC7 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1000 T1


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a chaotic redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  Be careful!  New moon tonight.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You have strayed
  Your alignment was  -3
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property extrinsically: poison resistance
  You could not have this property intrinsically: psi resistance
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 296
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 13
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 45
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 8
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 30
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 4
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 199
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 80% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 85%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 93%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 91%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 95%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 73% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 91% chance
  The following skill could not be trained at all: healing spells
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: two-handed sword
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: implants
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: sexy flats
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: chaos spells (turn 414)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: club (turn 50789)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: two-weapon combat
  Sticky curses were more common by 35%
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  1
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 91060
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 166490
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was umbreon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 2862374
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was quantum mechanic or other scientist
  The monster class that was spawned more often: lich (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: gibbering mouther (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: arrayed hightailing coitophobia (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: white waser (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: uncorking contradictive (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wing snail (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: transporting hydrate (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Andromalius (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: card force patch (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wither monster (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: goldentail scorpion (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: animated prostitute shoe (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: yendorian granny (freq bonus 40)
  The monster species that spawned more often: expensive secret car (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: purple force worm (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: unclothed flagella gating tabooed (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wounding prospering (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: inka exterminator (freq bonus 48)
  The monster species that spawned more often: carbuncle (freq bonus 60)
  The monster species that spawned more often: nymph zombie (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Amelie (freq bonus 20)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do acid damage (freq bonus 8)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as animals (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that buzz (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks rot your equipment (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks wrap around and drown you (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: tasloi lookout
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: sicklichen
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: forgotten trapper
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: extract base
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: baby black dragon
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: trisection posturing
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: glass swarm piercer
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: undead jedi
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: sportsmanship crewing
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: staying star
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: nano shuriken ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: character recursion (gameplay-altering)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: rain pipe ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy cloth ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of dawn (sacred)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: sinful heels (red sneakers)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: catapult ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of remorse (communal)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: epidote (green)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: displacer beast hide ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: speedbug stone (gray, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nasty curse (CURSE THE NERFS RAAAAAAAGE, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dashing (lunar, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: untame monster (classy, freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boots of fainting (cast iron boots, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bath towel ((null), freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of drain resistance (warped, freq bonus 28)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy grabbing gloves (digger gloves, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blood dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of gravation (fourchan cloak, freq bonus 23)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flood (watery, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: armor specialization (YOU HAVE TO TAKE A CRAP AND THERE IS NO TOILET NEARBY, freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: reverse identify (OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bestest cloak (slexual cloak, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: low stat stone (gray, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sky-high heels (roman sandals, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: T-shirt ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: black dress ((null), freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: crystal boots (glass boots, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blank paper (unlabeled, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Armor (freq bonus 65)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ceramic knife ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: killer heels (ski heels)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mojibake gloves (multilinguitis gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cancellation (shining)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gauntlets of typing (brand-new gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: boots of fainting (cast iron boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: silver dagger ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: unfair attack cloak (flier cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: special camouflaged clothes (camouflage patterned clothes)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: hunting rifle ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: amnesia trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: crap trap (freq bonus 4)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 542 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 305
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was -1
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Balam, Cosmos and Dantalion
  Your deity was Dantalion
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (604)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - light                  1 +     divine    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (purple robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of teleportation (CLOAK OF NOOB RESISTANCE)
    scroll of healing (DIE FAR BEN SIND SEHR FLAU SCHEL BAU SCHIG)
    scroll of mana (DOUBTFUL BRUSH BUNDLE)
    scroll of phase door (GENE FFS)
    scroll of standard id (RUN DONTDIE HITUNDERSCORE)
    scroll of cure (LARGE ALARM ALL PERSONNEL EVACUATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY)
  * scroll of extra healing (HOLY SHIT IS THE GLASS GOLEM OF ILLUSORY CASTLE A MOTHERFUCKER)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (SILMARELL SHOULD ADD MORE SLEX QUOTES)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (fadeless)
    spellbook of light (patterned)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (56 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
Youescaped from the dungeon with 0 points,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.