porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest

















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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St8 Dx6 Co14 In8 Wi16 Ch5 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw20(20) AC5 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1480 T3


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a chaotic redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  The moon is waning tonight.
  You see here an uncursed fedora {2}.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You were nominally aligned
  Your alignment was  0
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: stealth
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 9
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 48
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 7
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 29
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 8
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 69% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 96%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 86%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 52%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 81%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 71%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 80%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 72%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 86% of the time only
  The following skill could not be trained at all: hammer
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: flail
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: enchantment spells
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: firearms
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: attack spells (turn 660)
  Heavy curses were more common by 60%
  Number of artifacts generated was  1
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 82250
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 201446
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was jolteon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1728684
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was dog or other canine
  The monster species that spawned more often: enclave stormtrooper (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: blister fungus (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: coomb melt (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: +4 vm cutoff (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: creeping colony (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: shining penetrator (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: demon's commander (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Miss Today (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: gore bearer (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: snake elite sniper (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ovarian crewel (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: levi crasher (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ass birth child (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sane force patch (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: The high-heel loving asian girl her heels (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wooden warp patch (freq bonus 21)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Grey-elf rogue (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: theme lion (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: idolan (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: generic error (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: joke monsters (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks allow it to steal gold (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks numb you (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as prince (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks hit you with nether forces (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: unique monsters (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: real warp patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: pastoring prefiguring renomination
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: seven-feet we-sell
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Thuy-Han
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: uncertain vortex
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: protection stealer
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: unifying extending
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: sparta sentai
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: werelocust
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: killer room wight
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of avarice (adroit)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: blindfold ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of shifting (poke mongo cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: lead-filled mace ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fireball (octagonal)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: pet AI stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: morion (black)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: protection (black onyx)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: ruffled shirt ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: power healing (ON TIMON TIME ON TIME)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: javelin (throwing spear, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of power (riding gloves, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: autopickup stone (gray, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: white dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ice box of waterproofing (cooling box, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of undressing (uplift, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: terces dlu (bird's eye, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: special mop ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: The Nemean Lion hide ((null), freq bonus 25)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: medical kit (leather bag, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: remove curse (wrinkled, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of unlight (absorbing cloak, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: evil dragon scale shield (evil dragonhide shield, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: platinum spell stone (gray, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lapis lazuli (blue, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: garnet (red, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: freeze sphere (hardcover, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wonder plate ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: root password detection (XYZZY, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of awakening (frade mantle, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 74)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: embedding (YOU WILL NEVER HURT MY METAL PIANIST AGAIN)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: candy bar ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: silver shield ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: wonder dagger ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gravation stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: salt water (polka-dot)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: shadow scourge ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tortilla ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sand dart ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: infoless helmet (twisted visor helmet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: bolt trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: sound trap (freq bonus 5)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 667 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 691
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was -2
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having stealth (0)
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1496 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Umbrellarina Madeline, Medium Deborah and Crueltrainer Cindy
  Your deity was Crueltrainer Cindy
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (199)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - light                  1 +     divine    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (blue robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of blank paper (unlabeled)
    scroll of healing (FIREWALL STUNT IS MORE POWERE WHEN TIRED)
    scroll of mana (AD TENT IS LARIENTELRUNYAS BANE)
    scroll of phase door (PRIUS SA)
    scroll of standard id (MERRY XMAS JOYEUX NOEL FELIZ NAVIDAD)
    scroll of cure (SEX OCYMISOX)
  * scroll of extra healing (FORCED UNLOCKABLES MEAN K MEASURER JUMPED THE SHARK)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (FIRE BIRD BELLE)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (dental)
    spellbook of light (chaos-inducing)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (56 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
Youescaped from the dungeon with 0 points,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.