porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest































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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St6 Dx12 Co8 In7 Wi13 Ch6 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw18(18) AC3 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt80/1070 T14


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a chaotic redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  The moon is waning tonight.
  q - an uncursed fading spellbook {0}.
  What do you want to read? [h-jl-q or ?*] 
  The words on the page seem to glow faintly.
  You begin to memorize the runes.
  You have keen knowledge of the spell.
  You add the "magic missile" spell to your repertoire.
  You feel threatened.
  What do you want to read? [h-jl-q or ?*] 
  As you read the scroll, it disappears.
  All the local farmers are claiming land on this dungeon level.
  You feel less aggravated.
  You cannot cross the farmland!
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You were nominally aligned
  Your alignment was  0
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property extrinsically: stun resistance
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 29
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 20
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 40
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 3
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 139
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 9
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 90% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 83% chance
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 11%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 66%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 80%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 98%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 85%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 97%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 88%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 85% of the time only
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: implants
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: axe
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: body spells
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: shield (turn 115)
  Heavy curses were more common by 17%
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  2
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 23820
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 215016
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 347936
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was orc
  The monster species that spawned more often: ignoring structural clemency britisher (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bloodthirsty vampire (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Fanny's lovely winter boot (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: suppler tattletale autopsic gushy (freq bonus 21)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Samuel (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: cyan dragon (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Dora's hugging boot (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: killer apple (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: octarine wort (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: greater xorn (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Radio Kommissioner (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: erenge tick (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: chichi comedic (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: moon-elf (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: backtaker vortex (freq bonus 54)
  The monster species that spawned more often: prick fungus (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dryad (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: mimicry rubber (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: small item trove (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lethal mummy (freq bonus 18)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have kick attacks (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have lash attacks (freq bonus 24)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that usually spawn tame (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make boss taunts (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that never move (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that boast (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks destroy your armor and weapons (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: baby heroic dragon
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: flying nomo fish
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: joy spike mage
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: mussier conformism
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: ivory grue
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: walrus
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: subject thorough
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: harm doll
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: matte force fungus
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: orc justiciar
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: giant humanoid
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of wrong announcement (roadmap cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: teleportation (iridium)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: yellow dragon scale shield (yellow dragonhide shield)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: placeholder gloves (spanish gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: wooden stake ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: robe of psionics (pink robe)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: restration (enamel)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cotton ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: slow digestion (steel)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: miscasting stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: great pollax ((null), freq bonus 23)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of safeguard (orange gloves, freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sling ((null), freq bonus 12)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of freedom (angband cloak, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of opaque thoughts (fearsome helmet, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: log ((null), freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: vibroblade (gray short sword, freq bonus 27)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of love (unearthly, freq bonus 47)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: huge chunk of meat ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: searching (tiger eye, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fishing pole ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bodyglove (tight black clothes, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: time spending (clocked, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mojibake gloves (multilinguitis gloves, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ether saw ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: immunity to drawbridges (drawn, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rain (washed, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of bones (charnel, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pink sweets ((null), freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dripping tread (dripping, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: crown ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dream eater (tapered)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: stone of vulnerability (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: grave (engraved)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mummy wrapping ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: droven mithril-coat ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: volt rock (mistranslated)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: white double lightsaber (double lightsaber)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: white spell cloak (woven cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: white flower sword (flower-pommeled broadsword)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: arbitrary weight trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: laser trap (freq bonus 12)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 873 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 216
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was -3
  Constitution training was 1
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1471 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of the U.N.O., the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn
  Your deity was the Invisible Pink Unicorn
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (561)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - detect monsters        4 +     divine   72%  300%
  c - magic missile          3 +     attack   90%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (octarine robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of farming (YOU MAEAEAEAEAEN EY)
    scroll of healing (OUPH CHTHETHONIMEETHECHRINIA)
    scroll of mana (TUXIE WANTS TO HACK UP MARIOS FINGERS)
    scroll of phase door (ELF VERY ACCURASY)
    scroll of standard id (LSCHNUERE EIN VOLK)
    scroll of cure (TSX VAMPIRES ARE BOOOOOOOOOOORING)
  * scroll of extra healing (NIYONIAI)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (switching)
    spellbook of detect monsters (large)
    spellbook of magic missile (fading)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You read items or engraved 2 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 1 time
  You read spellbooks 1 time
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (59 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
Youescaped from the dungeon with 0 points,