porkman, neutral male redguardian Priest

































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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St14 Dx10 Co14 In9 Wi8 Ch4 PriRedMalNeu S4
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw19(19) AC4 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/1 Wt40/1790 T29


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a neutral redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  The moon is waning tonight.
  The little dog eats an uncursed tripe ration {0}.
  The rat zombie misses.
  You destroy the rat zombie!
  The little dog picks up a gold piece {0}.
  p - an uncursed fucked wand {0}.
  What do you want to zap? [p or ?*] 
  In what direction? [47896321><] 
  The sleep ray hits you!
  The little dog drops 1 gold piece.
  You wake up.
  You displaced your little dog.
  The little dog picks up a gold piece {0}.
  The little dog drops 1 gold piece.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You were haltingly aligned
  Your alignment was  1
  Your max alignment was  11
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property extrinsically: quad attacks
  You could not have this property intrinsically: slow digestion
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 194
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 18
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 17
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 5
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 13
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 188
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 7
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 70% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 84%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 80%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 81%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 91%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 50%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 98%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 88% of the time only
  The following skill could not be trained at all: enchantment spells
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: scimitar
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: scimitar
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: shield (turn 18)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: protection spells (turn 53300)
  Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 32%
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 23702
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 218534
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 639135
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was worm
  Today, this monster class was always generated invisible: pile of coins
  The monster class that was spawned more often: ghost (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: trickster decider (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: night lizard (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: giant error (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: frost slinger (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hairy horror (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hammer master (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: minimizer reweighed (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: tank warrior (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lame naga (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: casa golem (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: empty draconian (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: maia (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: unknown turret (freq bonus 32)
  The monster species that spawned more often: warty fungus (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: whereabout dog (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: eloroper (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Helen (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: attest touchdown (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dim force fungus (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: porter rock mole (freq bonus 18)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who can cause Ragnarok (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that cannot pick up items (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can see invisible (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat both meat and veggies (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that never leave a corpse (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: gaba
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: visitorial licensure
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: bramble mold
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: long golem
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: conifer imposition venturing
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Crone Lily
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: neuron retreaded
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: croqueting hiccupped
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: mylar voiceful
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: shiver jelly
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: pile of coins
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bunny uniform (red leather armor)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: gnomish boots (little black boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bag of holding (bag)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: shadowblade ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy lead ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: worthless piece of green glass (green)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fourdent ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: partial plate mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: droven crossbow (spider-legged crossbow)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dark elven dagger (black runed dagger)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chatbox cloak (weeb cloak, freq bonus 25)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scaler mittens (dusty gloves, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: swap position (displacing, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: large box of digestion (wooden box, freq bonus 36)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: highway (A HIGHWAY TO THE LEFT, freq bonus 26)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fire helmet (red helmet, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: paper arrow ((null), freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inferno (subsurface, freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: white double lightsaber (double lightsaber, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: laser swatter ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: feather armor ((null), freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: malachite (green, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: silver saber ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quite heavy iron ball ((null), freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of prism (prismatic, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: meatsword ((null), freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: misfire (vajra orb, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: time stop (untouchable, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: drain life (velvet, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: knock (pink, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 34)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: right mouse button stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: chainsword ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: elven shield (blue and green shield)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mind shielding (oblivion)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: green dragon scale mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: chest of holding (wooden container)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: horn of plenty (horn)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: allpicking gloves (flower gloves)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bubble bobble (ALLEGED HAPPY END)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: helm of brilliance (etched helmet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: deformatting trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: filtering trap (freq bonus 1)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 141 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 506
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 1
  Constitution training was 2
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having quad attacks (0)
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1449 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Colonel Campbell, Deepthroat and The Patriots
  Your deity was Deepthroat
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (103)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - light                  1 +     divine    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (brown robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of earth (MORAL IS RISED WITH PRAS)
    scroll of healing (TOBYFOXHACK NETTALE)
    scroll of mana (XOR OTA)
    scroll of phase door (CEST UNE OCCASION UNIQUE DETRE LE PREMIER)
    scroll of standard id (MAMPIFANDRAY SELA)
    scroll of cure (JETZT FAHREN SIE DOCH BITTE ENDLICH ZU)
  * scroll of extra healing (SUS COMNITUS)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (RAHIM UND DIE BLU)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (rough)
    spellbook of light (sourcecode)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Wands
    wand of sleep (fucked)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You hit with a wielded weapon 1 time
  You killed 1 monster
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 1 time
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 1
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (59 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (21 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
Youescaped from the dungeon with 4 points,