porkman, neutral male redguardian Priest






















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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St9 Dx8 Co16 In11 Wi17 Ch8 PriRedMalNeu S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw20(20) AC4 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1660 T1


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a neutral redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  The moon is waning tonight.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You were nominally aligned
  Your alignment was  0
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: full nutrients
  You could not have this property intrinsically: fear resistance
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 187
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 9
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 20
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 23
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 37
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 10
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 19
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 5
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 99% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 99%
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 87%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 72%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 80%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 55%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 93%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 91% of the time only
  The following skill could not be trained at all: sexy flats
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: two-handed weapons
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: matter spells (turn 19)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: elemental spells (turn 25309)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: whip (turn 29783)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: firearms
  Heavy curses were more common by 8%
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  1
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 32709
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 90641
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 2598420
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was quantum mechanic or other scientist
  The monster species that spawned more often: small troll (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fried ichthyosaur (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lizzy (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sizzling vortex (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: master cloll (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: blink stalk (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: crau (freq bonus 54)
  The monster species that spawned more often: batboy gweduck (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: condoning tarnal terminatory superposable (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: indraenian (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: breakoff colony (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: supersmart woman (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: emergency mushroom (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: guardian naga hatchling (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: yendorian granny (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Amy's real identity (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: centaur prince (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: giant brass kraken (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: nexus monster (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: spiriteon (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks destroy your armor and weapons (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks wound your legs (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks delete your data (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks eat your dreams (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make sheep sounds (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks dim you (freq bonus 8)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that shriek (freq bonus 8)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat both meat and veggies (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: genome cutback gusty schussed
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: remanufactured engaging
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: cyan sentai
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: mirrored moonflower
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: lapidating gyratory machree
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: pegasi
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: flying domestic nymph
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: ultimate permamimic
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: hibernal vortex
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: cabin kneecapped
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: mimic
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: stormy cloak (storm coat)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: yellow sweets ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: orcish short sword (crude short sword)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: energy bolt (infinity plus one)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of dawn (sacred)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fast forward stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy gold ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: orcish shield (red-eyed shield)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: evil variant stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: stun monster (octarine)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: white dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: auto shotgun ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of lycanthropy (polyform cloak, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orange spell gloves (cuddly gloves, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: glass hostage chain ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Leo Nemaeus hide (lion skin, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amnesia (DUAM XNAHT, freq bonus 32)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of bile (pure, freq bonus 59)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enchant armor (thin, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: destroy weapon (TOME IS A CREATION BY DARKGOD, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of hope (quixotic, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: booze (brown, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: warding (YOU DO NOT GO PAST AT ME, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bodyfluid strengthening (icky, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heroic dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enrage (YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of violet glass (violet, freq bonus 97)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boots of molasses (thigh boots, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of pink glass (pink, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boots of molasses (thigh boots, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: see invisible (magenta)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lootcut stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: metabolic stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: snow (tall)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: plain cloak (homicidal cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: stone to flesh (thick)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: flying boots (battle boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bulletproof chainwhip ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: clockloak (reliance cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: grenade launcher ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: falling loadstone trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: exercise trap (freq bonus 2)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 576 traps
  Trap difficulty was increased by 91
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 994
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 0
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having full nutrients (0)
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Leo Tolstoi, Stephen Hawking and H. P. Lovecraft
  Your deity was Stephen Hawking
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Sat Nov 16 11:36:44 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (353)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - detect monsters        4 +     divine    8%  300%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (red robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of identify (FAGEYUDUD)
    scroll of healing (INEMPTIO)
    scroll of mana (SO WHAT FROM DEAD GONE)
    scroll of phase door (YOU DONT STAND A CHANCE)
    scroll of standard id (WH40K)
    scroll of cure (ENEMATZU MEMALEZU)
  * scroll of extra healing (ABABILA)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (NOPE I FUCK YOU UP NOW YOU STUPID PLAYER ASSHOLE)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (colorful)
    spellbook of detect monsters (dirty)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (56 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
Youescaped from the dungeon with 0 points,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.