porkman, neutral male redguardian Priest








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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St8 Dx7 Co9 In3 Wi13 Ch5 PriRedMalNeu S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw20(20) AC5 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1180 T1


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a neutral redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  The moon is waning tonight.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You were nominally aligned
  Your alignment was  0
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: fear resistance
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 10
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 20
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 44
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 18
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 189
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 10
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 73%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 89%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 55%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 99%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 97%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 89%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 39% of the time only
  The following skill could not be trained at all: symbiosis
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: protection spells
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: high heels
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: missile weapons (turn 17523)
  Number of artifacts generated was  2
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  1
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 48052
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 115456
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was leafeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 700378
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was jelly
  The monster class that was spawned more often: jelly (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: facilitation tieclasp foxtrot (freq bonus 27)
  The monster species that spawned more often: embowelled cited (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ostracism preestimating coucher (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: beitir (freq bonus 144)
  The monster species that spawned more often: black potatoes (freq bonus 60)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ceramic stalk (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ultra white rat (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: engchip (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fuck you tiger (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: extra deep one (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lanaur (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: giant mole cricket (freq bonus 11)
  The monster species that spawned more often: solemnizing sparerib (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: hydrofoil magnate (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: tormentor sloughing suitable grail metalloidal (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: putrid zombie (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: disgusting patch (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: healing force fungus (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: flite postconvalescent (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Left Ass (freq bonus 18)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as major demon (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with soldier dialogue (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that spawn in large groups (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with the touch of death (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that growl (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are neuter (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause map amnesia (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do physical damage (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: wrap cube
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: elecshock stonebiter
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: super heavy permamimic
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: trijet kingwood
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: orange warp patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: headless horseman
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: joust buzzard
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: carthaginian
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: taker mushroom
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: fays cat
  The monster class that more likely to generate with musable stuff: Keystone Kop
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: ice (ice-cold)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: crystal boots (glass boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of speed (beam)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: boots of interruption (velcro sandals)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of dimness (viva cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: helmet (plumed helmet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy metal ball ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: elven cloak (faded pall)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: extra healing (HEALHEALHEALHEAL)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of twilight (elysian)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shield of peace ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lizard scales ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elven leather helm (leather hat, freq bonus 38)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of edibility (wary, freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: summon ghost (THE CURSED SPIRITS CRASHED MY GAME THEY REALLY DID, freq bonus 29)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: life saving stone (gray, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: endure heat (spotted, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heroic dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: screw stone (gray, freq bonus 25)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mithril lash ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of frailty (paradox, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: batleth ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: touchstone (gray, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: phase door (ethereal, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: paper arrow ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bean ((null), freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wing cloak (angelic cloak, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: switcheroo (amazing, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: compost bow ((null), freq bonus 16)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: one point shoot (magnum, freq bonus 72)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: wax chain ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cure random status (fleecy-colored)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: worthless piece of cyan glass (cyan)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of weak magic (weaksauce)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: horror stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: weight stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: exertion loss (nailbreak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: container kaboom stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: autocurse stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: fire (simmering)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: marlena trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: antitraining trap (freq bonus 6)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 150 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1938
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was -2
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having fear resistance (0)
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Jobs, Wozniak and Gates
  Your deity was Wozniak
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.7 (fae2266e) - last build Thu Nov 14 03:29:13 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (123)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - sleep                  2 +    enchant    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (orange robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of teleportation (HOLLANDS ANTJE)
    scroll of healing (ROLL INTO THE CAGE)
    scroll of mana (DEV LOST IT WITH THE URINE FETISH SHIT)
    scroll of phase door (CIRMOCLINE)
    scroll of standard id (MAYBE NUMBED CANNT DO OR SNORING BY HIT)
    scroll of cure (TOUHOUWABOUHOU)
  * scroll of extra healing (XREVB YBIRF GB CYNL FYNFU RZ RKGRAQRQ)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (QUASH EM EXTENDED HITMAN SERVICE)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (salient)
    spellbook of sleep (starry)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (56 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
Youescaped from the dungeon with 0 points,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.