nick3109, chaotic male angelic Bard ------ .... ..|## #.-<,, ,,,,,## #,,#,# ####,### ,,,f,, ###+# [Nick3109 the Rhymer] St7 Dx17 Co8 In7 Wi9 Ch16 BrdAngMalCha+OSWRNMVXPLKYUFJBDsrtcuimqkj Dlvl:1 *14 HP15(15) Pw8(8) AC5 Exp1 T6 Latest messages Smekh novichok nick3109, welcome to SlashTHEM Extended! You are a chaotic male homicider suxxor warper randomizer null mazewalker soviet x-race sokosolver specialist minimalist nastinator rougelike segfaulter ironman problematic windinhabitant levelscaler roommate techless (27 hybrids) angelic Bard. Tip bloka l'da zhelayet udachi vam... on on on. ATTENTION!!! You are playing the segfaulter race, which can cause certain actions to produce a fake segfault panic that erases your character. If you intend to go on playing, you do so at your own peril, and getting an ascension will basically be impossible! Consider using #quit if you rather want to play a balanced game. (You can make fun of me now, because I know you will if you're from /rlg/. --Amy) You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, time for today's weather broadcast! Let's see what's up in the Dungeons of Doom... The current weather is pleasant. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waxing tonight. You are not wearing any armor. You see here a zolotaya moneta {0}. You are not wearing any armor. (2x) You are not wearing anything. You might be trying to move with the number pad keys, which due to stupid default settings is currently deactivated. Press the 'y' key now if you want to turn on the number pad so you can actually move around! [yn] (n) Number pad activated! You should add the following line to your configuration file: OPTIONS=number_pad:2 - that way, the number pad will be on by default, allowing you to play properly. Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property intrinsically: invisibility You could not have the double effect of this property: magical breathing Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 17 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 6 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 12 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 87% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 94% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 80% Ring drop chance was reduced to 70% Implant drop chance was reduced to 96% Potion drop chance was reduced to 91% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 97% Food drop chance was reduced to 96% Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: axe The following skill could not be trained at all: body spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: attack spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: occult spells (turn 15) The following skill became untrainable after a while: occult spells (turn 32188) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: elemental spells Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 1% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'half-bald' and your beard type is 'chin fluff' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5005 turns ago Your areola diameter was 14 Monster spawn increase started at turn 84382 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 393678 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 5241 Your limit for ascension was at turn 586815 The monster class that cannot be genocided was light The monster color that was spawned more often: bright magenta (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: scouted pupating (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: facially garrulity (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: impacting auto (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: sith ghost (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: master archayeek (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: nebulous star (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: anoint outdodge (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: water naga (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: mixing-fuck vortex (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: minor nobler (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: evasive enemy trooper (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: surrendering politicked (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: Heike's hugging boot (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: rib golem (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: cleaner seller (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: prolog alertly article (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: pointate patch (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: modernly draughty (freq bonus 54) The monster species that spawned more often: ogre yawner (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: ciphered underprivileged (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who can cast clerical spells (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks calm you (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as bats (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: lush draconian The monster species that never randomly spawned: colluded spore The monster species that never randomly spawned: energy field wizard The monster species that never randomly spawned: redguard woman The monster species that never randomly spawned: feminism light The monster species that never randomly spawned: pupurin The monster species that never randomly spawned: old orange dragon The monster species that never randomly spawned: superalligator The monster species that never randomly spawned: fundament destaining darking milkily theistically The monster species that never randomly spawned: normal turret The monster class that always generated with extra speed: dragon Items generated only 1 time in 4 The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: terces dlu (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: copying (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: uderzhivat' vozdukh (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: mysterious boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: poluchit' tolchok (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy paper ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of quickening (Implants, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of queeb butt (Implants, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fiksatsiya (Spellbooks, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rocket (Weapons, freq bonus 37) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bad effect stone (Gems, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Tanja sneakers (Armor, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic resistance (Rings, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unspecified candle (Tools, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: harmonium gauntlets (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: atsuzoko boots (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inferior material (Scrolls, freq bonus 71) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sil'noye istseleniye (Spellbooks, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: droven cloak (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dream eater (Wands, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dayving (Spellbooks, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe of infravision (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of opaque thoughts (Armor, freq bonus 96) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bombardirovka (Spellbooks, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: motherwort (Comestibles, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of burden (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: destruction stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dehydrating stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: worthless piece of yellowish brown glass (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tripe ration (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: polymorph control (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: nexus trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: trap of calling out (freq bonus 3) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 47 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 99 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 163 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -2 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were cold resistant You were sleep resistant You were shock resistant You were poison resistant You were magic-protected You had the following problem: Faux killer rooms spawn over time. (0) You had the following problem: The game behaves as if it were Friday the 13th. (0) You had the following problem: Your momma will repeatedly be insulted. (0) You had the following problem: You could not teleport at all. (0) You had to wait until you can create boulders again. (446) You had to wait until you can disarm traps again. (1256) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You saw invisible You were burdened You had infravision You had 1495 points of nutrition remaining You could fly You had echolocation You were extremely unlucky (-13) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 40 spells Your pantheon consisted of Garl Glittergold, Flandal Steelskin and Urdlen Your deity was Urdlen The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:46 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (566) You survived You didn't know any spells. You didn't know any techniques. Discoveries Armor zheleza obuv' (zhestkiye botinki) Scrolls scroll of istseleniye (ENO OWT EERHT) scroll of volshebnaya sila (TSVETOCHNYYE SHORTY I LEY) scroll of faza dver' (NO I WILL NOT TOUCH PORKEM WITH A 50 FOOT POLE) scroll of identifikatsiya odin punkt (KINUESILI STATION) scroll of lecheniye (DUCTUM ADIS) scroll of lechit' drugikh (SCHELLENOE KONTENOE) Wands wand of prosveshcheniye (knobbed) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 kittens (1 created) 0 huro troves (7 created) 8 creatures born. 0 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 7 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new angel 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 2 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Skilled) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Skilled) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Skilled) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Skilled) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Skilled) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Skilled) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Skilled) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Skilled) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Skilled) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye nick3109 the Bard... You quit in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 1 with 14 points, and 14 pieces of gold, after 6 moves. Killer: quit You were level 1 with a maximum of 15 hit points when you quit. Since you quit, the score list will not be checked.