mimigos, chaotic male android Butt Lover ---------------- ----- --------- |..............|,,,-...| |........ --------------- ,,............$..|, |...| ..$.....|, |.............| ,,------------.-%-, |..$| |.......-,,,,,..............., ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,+....| |.......|,, |.............|, , , `,,,, ,, |...| --------- -|----------.--, ,,, ,,% ---.- , , ,,,,, , ,,,,, `, ,, ,,,, , ,,,, ,, ,,,, ------ ,, ,, |.>#.+ -.-.-.---- |..%.| |..../<..| |$#..| |III}}}..| , |....| |I@....}.| [,....?| |}I....}}| ------ ---------- Mimigos the Feel-Upper St7 Dx9 Co7 In6 Wi8 Ch5 ButAndMalCha S208 Dlvl:1 $0 HP-7(24) Pw25(25) AC10 MC0 Mov12 Sn91 Xp3/52 Wt18/960 Blind Latest messages Jessica produces tender farting noises with her sexy butt. You are prevented from having sickopathy! Jessica reads a ? scroll labeled ITS GRUNTHACK ALL OVER AGAIN! The dungeon is flooded! You miss it. You curse at Jessica. Jessica produces tender farting noises with her sexy butt. Everything suddenly goes dark. Jessica hits you! It misses. (4x) It produces soft farting noises with its sexy butt. Your panic digging technique's timeout increases! It hits you! You hear a mumbled curse. You miss it. (2x) It bites you! (2x) It misses. (2x) It produces soft farting noises with its sexy butt. Klock! The heel slams on your head, producing a beautiful sound. You die... Your inventory a - an i-normal +0 mace (swap) b - a c-cursed +0 T-shirt with text "Don't mind me, I'm busy parking a tarot card deck of Dynahack ascensions. This is my 21st one, 20 others are already waiting on the Astral Plane and will ascend on June 30." (worn) c - the c-cursed -1 lab coat named Crisdurian e - 5 ? normal scrolls of healing f - 4 ? normal scrolls of mana g - 2 ? normal scrolls of phase door h - 2 ? normal scrolls of standard id i - a ? normal scroll of cure j - a ? normal rotted scroll of heal other Final attributes You were stridently aligned Your alignment was 5 Your max alignment was 11 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property intrinsically: clairvoyance You could not have the double effect of this property: detect monsters Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 107 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 7 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 12 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 184 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 9 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 144 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 11 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 90% chance Ring drop chance was reduced to 97% Wand drop chance was reduced to 90% Implant drop chance was reduced to 86% Potion drop chance was reduced to 90% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 98% Armor drop chance was reduced to 86% Tool drop chance was reduced to 85% Food drop chance was reduced to 93% Shop item generation was reduced to 86% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 81% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: broadsword The following skill could not be trained at all: shuriken The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: attack spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: petkeeping The following skill became untrainable after a while: lance (turn 29435) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: shield (turn 41712) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 102 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 3 Your hairstyle was 'messy' and your beard type is 'death biker' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5528 turns ago Your areola diameter was 26 Monster spawn increase started at turn 52917 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 146490 In this game, Eevee's evolution was venomeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 22600 Your limit for ascension was at turn 602624 The monster class that cannot be genocided was human or elf The monster class that was spawned more often: nemese (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: werecombatstiletto (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: pullxorn (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: miscounted extravert readjustable (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: friction mushroom (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: dnieper reviled (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: devitalized cricking (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: rugging vertex (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: large item trove (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: petty shadow ogre (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: coveting pollutant (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: fieldwork premeditate (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: hru (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: privately emeer (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: flaming serperit (freq bonus 48) The monster species that spawned more often: assassin bug (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: rooty (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: dithering shredding (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: yellow manticore (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: stinking dog (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: +2 gmd barricade (freq bonus 18) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks randomly damage your items (freq bonus 5) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks make you lazy (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: bot monsters (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks aggravate monsters (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters of small size (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks rust your equipment (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with djinni dialogue (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: footboy registrational confetto The monster species that never randomly spawned: trucamo demon The monster species that never randomly spawned: undead activistor The monster species that never randomly spawned: disposer beaten The monster species that never randomly spawned: mega rock fish The monster species that never randomly spawned: white friar The monster species that never randomly spawned: flaming tarball The monster species that never randomly spawned: night clan The monster species that never randomly spawned: undefined ufo part The monster species that never randomly spawned: legs of the unknown god The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: inertia control (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: iron shoes (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of paralysis (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy bamboo ball (Iron balls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: long stake (Weapons, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dark dragon scales (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unknown knife (Weapons, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: female gloves (Armor, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Ella wedge sandals (Armor, freq bonus 32) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fruit juice (Potions, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: longing stone (Gems, freq bonus 161) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: charging (Scrolls, freq bonus 163) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: good ESP helmet (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: baseball bat (Weapons, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy grinder (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Anastasia's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 102) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of fumbling (Amulets, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rifle (Weapons, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of undressing (Amulets, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inka spear (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: paper arrow (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wakame (Comestibles, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: volcanic broadsword (Weapons, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Laura winter boots (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Potions (freq bonus 51) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of binding (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Nadine stiletto sandals (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ruffled shirt (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: victorian underwear (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: glass arrow trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: low stats trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 859 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 81 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 922 Strength training was 12 Dexterity training was 11 Wisdom training was 2 Constitution training was 31 Your sanity was 91 You had 1000 alla remaining You were blinded (188) You were experiencing reduced Elbereth effectiveness (3) You had used the hangup function, which means you're either a FILTHY CHEAT0R or you have a shaky internet connection. Hopefully it's the latter so Amy doesn't have to reinstate the hangup penalty. (4) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having sickopathy (193) You had 950 points of nutrition remaining You could survive without air You had resistance to death rays Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells Your pantheon consisted of Eveline, Elena and Marlen Your deity was Marlen The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.1 (da0da430) - last build Wed Mar 20 11:50:20 2024. You played for 0:42:57 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could have safely prayed (0) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 3 R Prepared(0) panic digging 3 R Soon(15) phase door 3 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 3 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor Hawaiian shorts (flowery shorts and lei) sneakers (turning shoes) lab coat (white coat) Scrolls scroll of healing (TRASH GRENINJA) scroll of mana (9H) scroll of phase door (EROGENOUS KATIA NOISES) scroll of standard id (KINDLY WAIT ITS DRAENGLER) scroll of cure (BEETWAFFELSWELTA) scroll of heal other (FUCCHACK ASCII PORN GAME) * scroll of extra healing (HASH EM EXTENDED BREAKFAST) * scroll of greater mana restoration (V RATE RISE BY DISTURB) scroll of flooding (ITS GRUNTHACK ALL OVER AGAIN) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 notons (2 created) a farting gas spore 0 hobbit younglings (1 created) a destructomondaine a kiwi a nonliving lichen a luminescent patch 0 petty noise helpers (1 created) 0 aaah aaahs (1 created) a human an eh ghost Jessica (0 times) 0 tiny goldfish (1 created) 0 swim hatas (1 created) 0 slateels (1 created) 0 hata-matas (1 created) 0 hata-splashas (1 created) 0 mud crabs (3 created) 0 feared redfish (2 created) 0 mussles (1 created) 0 elona carps (1 created) 0 barbi (1 created) 0 pain jellyfish (1 created) 0 gene piranhas (1 created) 0 flying fish (1 created) 0 firefish (1 created) 0 forget fish (2 created) 0 green suppliers (1 created) 0 levitating fish (1 created) 0 swaying fish (1 created) 35 creatures born. 7 creatures vanquished. 1 boss born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 1 time You killed 5 monsters You read items or engraved 1 time You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 1 time You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 1 time You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 91 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 4 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 1 time You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 1 time You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 1 scroll You allowed monsters to zap 1 wand You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 5 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new android 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 15 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (6 slots left) Fighting Skills shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Master) (21 of 160) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Expert) (11 of 20) two-weapon combat [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) riding [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills club [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) mace [Basic] (max Legendary) (21 of 160) morning star [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) flail [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye mimigos the Butt Lover...