mal4ikkarate, lawful male erosator Singslave ,,, -@----- |.....| --.(...-- |..@....| |...`...| |.......| +......<| --.....-- |....`| ------ [Mal4ikkar the Imprisoned Fool] St14 Dx16 Co15 In9 Wi9 Ch9 SinEroMalLaw Dlvl:1 $0 HP13(14) Pw4(4) AC6 Exp1 T26 Latest messages A servant of law appears! The voice of Blue-Heeled Ute booms: "Thou shalt pay for thy indiscretion!" The lame angel of Blue-Heeled Ute appears before you. Call a scroll labeled HUUUUUGE EXPLOIT WITH SCROLLS OF FLOOD: scroll of phase door - This is a scroll. Color: bright cyan. Material: paper. Appearance: HDFUS HDFEU HDFAU HDFASIA HDFANTARCTICA. Reading it has a magic effect and uses up the scroll; some scroll effects are different if they are read while you are confused. Using this scroll will teleport you over a short distance. Of course it doesn't work if you're on a no-teleport level. Don't bother trying to blank, cancel or polymorph this scroll, as that doesn't work. You are mal4ikkarate, a lawful male erosator Singslave. Level 1 HP 11 (max 14) Pw 4 (max 4) AC 6 Score 4 Current status effects: illness, . Your hairstyle is 'pompadour' and your beard type is 'backwater'. You have 0 casino chips. Gob picks up a burnt looking glass {0}. Gob hits the lame angel of Blue-Heeled Ute. The lame angel of Blue-Heeled Ute is killed! You still feel deathly sick. Gob drops a burnt looking glass {0}. Walking on paved floor makes lots of noise. You hit the health trove. You still feel deathly sick. If you don't cure this condition in time, you will die. You displaced Gob. You see here a burnt looking glass {0}. You die from your illness. Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: keen memory Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 10 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 56 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 11 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 15 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 9 Scroll drop chance was reduced to 82% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 57% Ring drop chance was reduced to 50% Wand drop chance was reduced to 86% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 97% Potion drop chance was reduced to 92% Armor drop chance was reduced to 80% Tool drop chance was reduced to 95% Food drop chance was reduced to 96% Shop item generation was reduced to 84% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 78% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 95% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: body armor The following skill could not be trained at all: chaos spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: javelin The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: bow The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: saber The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: lightsaber The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: divination spells (turn 93) The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: techniques (turn 156) The following skill became untrainable after a while: sexy flats (turn 28296) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'pompadour' and your beard type is 'backwater' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5025 turns ago Your areola diameter was 12 Monster spawn increase started at turn 87534 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 219390 In this game, Eevee's evolution was sylveon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2711 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1911129 The monster class that cannot be genocided was apelike creature The monster class that was spawned more often: rodent (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: Jens (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: vaporization ant (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: tidy belvedere lesson indolently (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: grant (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: clinghost (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: mister gribbs (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: jollifying glasswork (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: debugged wriggliest (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: stationary owlbear (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: penetrable underwriting (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: asura (freq bonus 108) The monster species that spawned more often: poniard louden (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: lava growth (freq bonus 40) The monster species that spawned more often: foam golem (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: hack fate behave hollywood pussycat (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: mininaga (freq bonus 96) The monster species that spawned more often: porter yellow light (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: unwashed hands serval (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: countersinking mitochondria (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: umpteenth puritanism (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause gravity to warp around you (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that need a pick-axe for tunneling (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that explode when killed (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that hit as a +3 weapon (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want the Book of the Dead (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who can stabilize the space around (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that wail (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: flawy defuze aspersion bustier The monster species that never randomly spawned: owwow shifter The monster species that never randomly spawned: yellow femmy The monster species that never randomly spawned: mist in the air The monster species that never randomly spawned: truanting unsecured The monster species that never randomly spawned: devised warp patch The monster species that never randomly spawned: defoam pleura The monster species that never randomly spawned: yeti moisten characteristic The monster species that never randomly spawned: maen fire giant The monster species that never randomly spawned: tank armored The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: large box of digestion (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: pink sweets (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: destructive heels (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Karin lady sandals (Armor, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sprig of wolfsbane (Comestibles, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unfindable stone (Gems, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tail spikes (Venoms, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enlightenment (Wands, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: anti drinker helmet (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sand dart (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: burrow (Spellbooks, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cancel dragon scales (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: airhead cap (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: polymorph (Potions, freq bonus 58) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: summon boss (Scrolls, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cure blindness (Scrolls, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lighttorch (Tools, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: summon undead (Scrolls, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: charred bread (Comestibles, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: full plate mail (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: turn limit stone (Gems, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: log (Weapons, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: banishing fear (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: flying (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bubblebeam (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: astral view (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: proofloss stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: blinding ray (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heroic dragon scale mail (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Anita's jewel (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of weak magic (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: intrinsic loss trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: desecration trap (freq bonus 10) The spell school whose books are more common was divination spells (freq bonus 9) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 438 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 97 Trap difficulty was increased by 4 Traps were extra hard to find 5% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 676 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 1 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 1 Your sanity was 33 You had 1000 alla remaining You were resistant to fear You resisted hallucinations You were possessed by the ghost of Sing. (0) You were heterosexual You were being fucked over You had 1488 points of nutrition remaining You could sense others' pain You had stun resistance You had confusion resistance You had full nutrients Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 20 spells Your pantheon consisted of Blue-Heeled Ute, Red-Heeled Nancy and Ski-Heeled Brigitte Your deity was Blue-Heeled Ute The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.9 (52de4a6f) - last build Sat Feb 10 11:35:28 2024. You played for 0:02:16 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (320) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of healing (THERE IS FAR AND BROAD NO COURSE TO BE SEEN) scroll of mana (ASI SISAL DE WA PICANINNY) scroll of phase door (HDFUS HDFEU HDFAU HDFASIA HDFANTARCTICA) scroll of standard id (THE ENGLISHMAN DRIVES FOR MOVES DAEDELDAEDAEDAEAEAE) scroll of cure (I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK AND MY WOMEN SLUTTY) scroll of heal other (GRO STUNT NO EFFECTIVE) * scroll of extra healing (I SHIT ON YOUR STUPID ACCUSATION OF SEXISM) * scroll of greater mana restoration (LIBERA MI DALLE CATENE DI AENDRU RASENBAN) scroll called angel appears (HUUUUUGE EXPLOIT WITH SCROLLS OF FLOOD) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You killed 1 monster You read items or engraved 1 time You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You have broken your vow of celibacy 1 time You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 1 time You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 33 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 1 time You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new erosator 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) searching [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye mal4ikkarate the Singslave...