lyna, chaotic female vortex Bard ¯ v [Lyna the Rhymer] St6 Dx9 Co6 In5 Wi9 Ch6 BrdVorFemCha S0 Dlvl:1 $0 HP15(15) Pw11(11) AC8 MC1 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt7/750 T1 0:00 Blind Latest messages Hello lyna, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic female vortex Bard. You are playing 'Windows SlashEMExtended tty Version 2.8.6 - last build Tue Aug 22 09:55:39 2023.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: Sorry for all the savebreak updates lately, if you had a previous game on the old version, please use 'Play Slash'EM Extended old version' from the launch menu. Contact me on the IRC or Reddit if nothing works. Special message to mal4ikkarate: sorry for the configuration incompatibility, I was just in the process of updating the version when you started that character ;) Be careful! New moon tonight. You are lyna, a chaotic female vortex Bard. Level 1 HP 15 (max 15) Pw 11 (max 11) AC 8 Score 0 Current status effects: blindness, . Your hairstyle is 'welderess'. You have 0 casino chips. Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? (2x) Final attributes You were stridently aligned Your alignment was 7 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: shock resistance You could not have this property extrinsically: magic find You could not have this property intrinsically: defusing Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 11 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 36 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 31 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 22 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 14 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 191 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 6 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 92% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 98% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 83% Potion drop chance was reduced to 87% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 99% Armor drop chance was reduced to 94% Tool drop chance was reduced to 95% Food drop chance was reduced to 82% Shop item generation was reduced to 85% Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: body spells The following skill could not be trained at all: knife The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: morning star (turn 14) The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: javelin (turn 70) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'welderess' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 26 Monster spawn increase started at turn 21423 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 175647 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 4632 Your limit for ascension was at turn 84657448 The monster class that cannot be genocided was grue The monster class that was spawned more often: worm (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: truancy confided (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: Simone's bitchy hugging boot (freq bonus 21) The monster species that spawned more often: wattmeter sunshiny reformating blacksmith bloomier tarnish (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: translucent draconian (freq bonus 54) The monster species that spawned more often: drunken disturb overinclining subvertible (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: dimmer (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: scaling voicelessly (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: runestone permamimic (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: viva golem (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: caravel larceny sidetracked mendicant bloomy (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: floating ear (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: salt mimic (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: galoshes gal (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: monkey (freq bonus 21) The monster species that spawned more often: small d (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: rafting citatum shintoism (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: needle monster (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: the-saurus (freq bonus 64) The monster species that spawned more often: arcadian contaminator (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: shit chucker (freq bonus 18) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks are specific to their internal ID (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make loud noise (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make orc sounds (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that spawn in small groups (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: shock trove The monster species that never randomly spawned: cursing eye The monster species that never randomly spawned: teamkiller The monster species that never randomly spawned: paper snatcher The monster species that never randomly spawned: mean force fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: hesed sephirah The monster species that never randomly spawned: acrophobia navajo interrogative The monster species that never randomly spawned: ducktail protista The monster species that never randomly spawned: oakenmir The monster species that never randomly spawned: housemother plausibility woebegone The monster class that always generated with extra speed: jabberwock The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: troutstaff (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: conflict (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: blade bow (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: flindbar (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy cobalt ball (Iron balls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: brass dragon scale mail (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy iron ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: waistcloth (Armor, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: evil patch stone (Gems, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: alter reality (Spellbooks, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: block-heeled sandal (Weapons, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: oil (Potions, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: knife (Weapons, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inferno (Wands, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: maidragon scales (Armor, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: titanium horn (Tools, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: striped shirt (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: asterisk (Weapons, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of spell forgetting (Amulets, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of cheating (Implants, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cancellation (Spellbooks, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: high stilettos (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Jette's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ice (Potions, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: undroppable gloves (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy shield (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Comestibles (freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: banishment (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: bank trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: dungeon lords trap (freq bonus 2) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 398 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 91 Traps were extra hard to find 6% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1743 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were sleep resistant You were poison resistant You were immune to petrification You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having shock resistance (0) You leeched mana You were aware of the presence of unsolid creatures You were aware of the presence of creatures without limbs You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You could fly You could survive without air You had echolocation Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 40 spells Your pantheon consisted of Garl Glittergold, Flandal Steelskin and Urdlen Your deity was Urdlen The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.2 (773ffaf8) - last build Sat Apr 20 09:05:54 2024. You played for 0:00:24 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (407) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status primal roar 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) vanish 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Amulets * amulet of edibility (unexpected) Armor * shock-isolated heels (side gore boots) * robe of nastiness (faceless robe) * dimmer helmet (cloudy helmet) Scrolls scroll of healing (FORCED UNLOCKABLES MEAN K MEASURER JUMPED THE SHARK) scroll of mana (THE NAME KNRPH WAS CREATED BY LEANING ON THE KEYBOARD) scroll of phase door (OGRANICHENIYE SAPOGI) scroll of standard id (4OFAE OF9 SCC9) scroll of cure (MY DEAR MR SINGING COMMUNITY) scroll of heal other (EN SNORING HEALTHITS LOWERED) * scroll of extra healing (HO ALSONTAI E VAGABONDE) * scroll of greater mana restoration (FULL HEALTHHY HALF DAMAGE) Spellbooks * spellbook of sleep (black-listed) * spellbook of confuse monster (deserted) * spellbook of slow monster (red-listed) * spellbook of cause fear (viridian) * spellbook of charm monster (submarine) Potions potion of booze (glam) Rings * ring of lamity (squeezable) Tools * wooden flute (flute) * tin whistle (whistle) * grass whistle (whistle) * magic whistle (whistle) * dark magic whistle (whistle) * magic flute (flute) * pan pipe (set of pipes) * pan pipe of summoning (set of pipes) * pan pipe of the sewers (set of pipes) * tooled horn (horn) * fog horn (horn) * frost horn (horn) * fire horn (horn) * tempest horn (horn) * ether horn (horn) * shadow horn (horn) * chrome horn (horn) * death horn (horn) * horn of plenty (horn) * wooden harp (harp) * magic harp (harp) * leather drum (drum) * drum of earthquake (drum) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new vortex 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 1 time (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) implants [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye lyna the Bard... 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