lance, neutral male changeling Dissident ----- ------ |..>| |....|######|...| |...^.,,,,,,-...| |...^|######|.... |@^^.| |...| ------ ----- [Lance the Mars Castaway] St10 Dx9 Co8 In11 Wi11 Ch10 DisChgMalNeu Spa:14 $1 HP-2(22) Pw9(9) AC5 Exp1 T108 Nmb Latest messages If ever I should forget, May God make me more wretched Than ever I have been yet! There is a wall in the way! (3x) You find a secret passage! A lightning bolt hits you! [-4 -> 18] A lightning bolt hits you! [-6 -> 12] You see here a tasteless potion {0}. r - a tasteless potion {0}. You see here a splint mail {160}. A lightning bolt hits you! [-4 -> 9] s - a splint mail {160}. A lightning bolt hits you! [-6 -> 3] Warning: HP low! You feel numbed! You see here 21 buckazoids {0}. A lightning bolt hits you! You die... Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: resistance piercing You could not have this property intrinsically: searching You could not have the double effect of this property: regeneration Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 181 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 6 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 38 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 11 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 22 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 16 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 98% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 91% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 99% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 16% Potion drop chance was reduced to 87% Shop item generation was reduced to 92% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 90% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 91% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: polearms The following skill could not be trained at all: whip The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: protection spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: lance The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: body armor (turn 374) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: boomerang Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 2 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'half-bald' and your beard type is 'cavalry' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5107 turns ago Your areola diameter was 11 Monster spawn increase started at turn 88896 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 759178 In this game, Eevee's evolution was espeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 7755 Your limit for ascension was at turn 2000337 The monster class that cannot be genocided was apelike creature The monster species that spawned more often: poison doctor (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: maylem (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: gnome fence (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: klatch sparky (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: laureating commenced (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: venom colony lichen (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: Melanie's hugging boot (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: plasmatic firerer (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: acid turret (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: bugbot (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: unimportant mummy (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: vandalizing flopping (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: pumped tinseling (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: curse mummy (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: robber ossifier (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: messenger of yendor (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: large freezing sphere (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: plasbat (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: dispensed merchandised scudding cratered (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: uberbitch (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks reduce your skill training (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with feminism attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that cannot pick up items (freq bonus 7) The monster species that never randomly spawned: hc bride The monster species that never randomly spawned: promise psychopathology The monster species that never randomly spawned: deprogramming strung The monster species that never randomly spawned: undergone ribboned The monster species that never randomly spawned: frost slinger The monster species that never randomly spawned: pooh hardwired The monster species that never randomly spawned: freightage onionskin The monster species that never randomly spawned: neophyte puig demon The monster species that never randomly spawned: blue wizard The monster species that never randomly spawned: desert wing The monster class that more likely to generate with musable stuff: gremlin The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: group summoning (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: scythe (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Kristin's jewel (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: orcish dagger (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amethyst dragon scales (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: copper dragon scale shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: leadbar (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: rose whip (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: topaz (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Hawaiian shorts (Armor, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of hate (Gems, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bitcher (Tools, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: diamond smasher (Weapons, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: water hyacinth (Comestibles, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of lose identification (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gnomish boots (Armor, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic missile (Spellbooks, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: weight stone (Gems, freq bonus 39) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of integrity (Implants, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ranseur (Weapons, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: green lightsaber (Tools, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: charging (Spellbooks, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: harmonium gauntlets (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: proof armor (Scrolls, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of pain sense (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stat decay stone (Gems, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of ten thousand things (Implants, freq bonus 30) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: golden shield (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: symbiote (Tools, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: disarming (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: force bolt (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: momhat (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: practice (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: helm of fear (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bag of digestion (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dancing shoes (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: shield pate glasses (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: pointed helmet (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: golden dragon scale shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: hole The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: manler trap (freq bonus 5) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 781 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 82 Traps were extra hard to find 9% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 818 Strength training was 15 Dexterity training was 17 Wisdom training was 2 Constitution training was 6 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were disintegration-resistant You were poison resistant You were numbed (30) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were suffering from a magic vacuum You had 1393 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 50 spells Your pantheon consisted of Aung San Suu Kyi, Ai Weiwei and Vladimir Bukovsky Your deity was Ai Weiwei The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:14:56 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (253) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor cloak of stability (difficult cloak) Scrolls scroll of enchant weapon (JOKEMON HOEDOWN) scroll of identify (WHACKING YOURSELF WITH HIGH HEELS IS FUN) scroll of healing (ITS TIME TO PAY) scroll of mana (DEBT) scroll of phase door (DE AZTAN A FEGYVER LOSZER NELKUL) scroll of standard id (X 14 39 ZS) scroll of cure (KRINSCH IST KEIN DEUTSCHES WORT) scroll of heal other (FIRE BREATHING GRAY DRAGON) * scroll of greater mana restoration (NEBER IHM SASS HANNES) scroll of enchant armor (INCREASE YOUR WAND OF WISHING BY 5 CHARGES) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: Space Base: level 14 Level 14: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You read items or engraved 3 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 2 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 1 time You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 1 time You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 2 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 1 time You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new changeling 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 6 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) spirituality [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) petkeeping [Basic] (max Master) (21 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 2: cone heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) knife [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) claw [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) dart [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) boomerang [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) whip [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) unicorn horn [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye lance the Dissident...