kaizersoze, neutral female mactheist User of Stand ####### #,,,,,,@, ,,,,,,@,, --------- ##,###### |........ #,# |.......|##########,# |........,,,,,,,,,,,# -.---.---############ ,,,,, ##,## #,# #,# ### ----.------- #,# |..........|##,# |..<........,,%# |..........|#### |...........,# ------------## [Kaizersoz the Arrow Pierced] St13 Dx13 Co8 In9 Wi15 Ch3 UseMacFemNeu+e Dlvl:1 $82 HP13(13) Pw10(10) AC8 Exp1 T224 Latest messages There is nothing here to pick up. What do you want to read? [b-q or ?*.] Something is engraved here on the floor. You read: "All your castle are belong to us". 46 gold pieces. s - a very burnt rotted fortune cookie {0}. Something is engraved here on the floor. Use "r." to read it. You hear a door open. # The pack kobold wields a thoroughly rotted bullwhip {8}! The bard called Michael Jackson the rhymer hits the pack kobold. (2x) The pack kobold is killed! 1 gold piece. t - a thoroughly rotted bullwhip {8}. There is a wall in the way! # (2x) Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: diminished bleeding Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 129 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 14 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 43 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 9 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 15 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 136 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 98% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 87% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 98% Ring drop chance was reduced to 85% Wand drop chance was reduced to 88% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 85% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 83% Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: firearms The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: body spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: occult spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: sexy flats (turn 1) The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: symbiosis (turn 1500) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: elemental spells (turn 63838) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 99 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'glowing bundle' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5223 turns ago Your areola diameter was 23 Monster spawn increase started at turn 101567 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 620721 In this game, Eevee's evolution was umbreon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 3401 Your limit for ascension was at turn 466785 The monster class that cannot be genocided was pile of coins The monster class that was spawned more often: light (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: predicted irregularity (freq bonus 56) The monster species that spawned more often: magenta jelly (freq bonus 84) The monster species that spawned more often: Nadine's ankle strap sandal (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: nebula jabberwock (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: amnionic seriated (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: spikefist (freq bonus 7) The monster species that spawned more often: sand archer (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: Ancano (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: immunology tutrix magpie saturable (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: frozen terror (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: bit pudding (freq bonus 11) The monster species that spawned more often: rusty nymph (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: cheesehead (freq bonus 21) The monster species that spawned more often: keter sephirah (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: decisively basher (freq bonus 44) The monster species that spawned more often: ghetto mold (freq bonus 27) The monster species that spawned more often: menorah glommed (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: infernal gel (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: mindflayer permamimic (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: forgotten ufo part (freq bonus 24) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with poison resistance (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that permanently mimic objects (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are strong (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who let you guess the secret code (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: midghost The monster species that never randomly spawned: large rust monster The monster species that never randomly spawned: steeplechase incision The monster species that never randomly spawned: centipede swarm The monster species that never randomly spawned: capybara rat The monster species that never randomly spawned: diablist The monster species that never randomly spawned: Master Taser The monster species that never randomly spawned: bigger green cat The monster species that never randomly spawned: polygonally fagging The monster species that never randomly spawned: addiction retouched radiological The monster class that always generated with extra speed: unicorn or horse The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: impossibly heavy obsidian ball (Iron balls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: jumping (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: orcish short sword (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: ground stomp (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: leech (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Nadine stiletto sandals (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: covelline (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: timely backup (Rings, freq bonus 40) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: noble's dress (Armor, freq bonus 27) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nasty cloak (Armor, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: athame (Weapons, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: toilet roll (Armor, freq bonus 27) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of yellow glass (Gems, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of terror (Implants, freq bonus 28) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: powder spray (Spellbooks, freq bonus 36) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: parasol (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: leather jacket (Armor, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of contamination resistance (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: metal shirt (Armor, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of the matrix (Amulets, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe of protection (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of celerity (Armor, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy conundrum ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flimsy dart (Weapons, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: green steel ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wonder arrow (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: force whip (Weapons, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: robe of focussing (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: transistor (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: spelldrain gloves (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: little marie trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: monster generator (freq bonus 2) The spell school whose books are more common was occult spells (freq bonus 8) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 589 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 30 Traps were extra hard to find 12% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 2059 Strength training was 1 Dexterity training was 2 Wisdom training was -1 Constitution training was 9 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1272 points of nutrition remaining Your sight was improved You had improved technique levels You had echolocation Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 200 spells Your pantheon consisted of Jonathan Joestar, Hirohiko Araki and Cars Your deity was Hirohiko Araki The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:18:28 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (69) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) symbiosis 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of healing (STUPIDAMY) scroll of mana (PRATYAVAYAH) scroll of phase door (SHANKING DOES NOT GET RID OF A PRIME CURSED CRYLOCK RING) scroll of standard id (VAE VACCINATIS) scroll of cure (OTROUR MOURROUR APHLAU MANDRAROUROU SOU MARAROU) scroll of heal other (DOPPELVORBEILAUFSPFEIL) * scroll of extra healing (HEY HERES JASON) * scroll of greater mana restoration (CONJUROR AXIOMATICALLY SILO) Tools tooled horn (horn) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You killed 1 monster You read items or engraved 1 time You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 1 time You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 1 time You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 1 time You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new mactheist 0 times You allowed 1 egg to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 1 time (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) techniques [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) implants [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) squeaking [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 3: block heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) riding [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) claw [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boulder-throwing [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye kaizersoze the User of Stand...