exlex, lawful male spriggan Bard --------- +....d..| |.......| |@.....$| |.f.....| ----##--- [Exlex the Rhymer] St8 Dx15 Co5 In8 Wi6 Ch13 BrdSprMalLaw Dlvl:1 $0 HP11(11) Pw10(10) AC5 Exp1 T1 Latest messages Hello exlex, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a lawful male spriggan Bard. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, time for today's weather broadcast! Let's see what's up in the Dungeons of Doom... The current weather is pleasant. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waning tonight. Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: burnopathy You could not have this property extrinsically: stealth Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 106 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 13 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 44 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 28 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 98% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 94% Wand drop chance was reduced to 97% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 86% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 93% Armor drop chance was reduced to 91% Food drop chance was reduced to 94% Shop item generation was reduced to 91% Monster death drops spawned with only 87% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: enchantment spells The following skill could not be trained at all: polymorphing The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: protection spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: sexy flats The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: unicorn horn The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: martial arts (turn 23656) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: general combat Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'unrest' and your beard type is 'running stripe' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 31 Monster spawn increase started at turn 69098 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 336650 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2322 Your limit for ascension was at turn 721370 The monster class that cannot be genocided was snake The monster species that spawned more often: revered comb (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: space monster (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: long dick (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: stardust spore (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: rehashing ariel alimentation (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: pjongjang affiliate (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: orbital master (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: armor trove (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: fallen shaman (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: virtually cult (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: bewegende vlermuis (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: submachine nymph (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: foreman coating depressed cutback fainer momma indigence (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: camphor laboratorially (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: fuckor, but really (freq bonus 21) The monster species that spawned more often: medical emergency (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: steam troglodyte (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: scrubbier cannonading (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: espalier topographical (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: earth hound (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that drain your score (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: carboyed cameroon The monster species that never randomly spawned: black dog The monster species that never randomly spawned: wandkeeper The monster species that never randomly spawned: ingenuously loather The monster species that never randomly spawned: wooden mold The monster species that never randomly spawned: tingle spore The monster species that never randomly spawned: Nimune The monster species that never randomly spawned: meek pound The monster species that never randomly spawned: electrical current sergeant The monster species that never randomly spawned: extraterrestrial maggot The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: 0 candle (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: compost bow (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: huge chunk of meat (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: acidshield (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fire (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of suffering (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: grand grinder (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: blue dragon scales (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: robe of death resistance (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: broom (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: feminism (Rings, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: detect monsters (Wands, freq bonus 24) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Rita's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 114) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: puncturing javelin (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dark dragon scale mail (Armor, freq bonus 39) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of serenity (Implants, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: laser flyaxe (Tools, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: laserxbow (Tools, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: impact staff (Weapons, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy attack (Rings, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: speedwagon's hat (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gain dexterity (Rings, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cure aids (Potions, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy tinsel ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of quick attack (Amulets, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chrome staff (Weapons, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: light arrow (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sharp pole (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ancus (Weapons, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Spellbooks (freq bonus 48) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Armor (freq bonus 47) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: meadowfoam (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gain wisdom (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: meteoric steel shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Hawaiian shirt (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: far-east arrow (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: resistance (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: adamant leash (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: visible item (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: shrouded identity trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: musehand trap (freq bonus 3) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 881 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 92 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1917 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having burnopathy (0) You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You had echolocation You had physical resistance You had spell resistance You regenerated You were fast Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 40 spells Your pantheon consisted of Garl Glittergold, Flandal Steelskin and Urdlen Your deity was Garl Glittergold The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:17 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (431) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status primal roar 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Implants * implant of dispatch (precocious) Armor * autoscooter heels (unisex pumps) * airhead cap (bluy helmet) * robe of nastiness (pink robe) Scrolls * scroll of light (DER DRUCKER NUEDELT MINUTENLANG RUM) scroll of healing (VOR LAUTER ERREGUNG KAM ER SOFORT) scroll of mana (SUPENSUUIDO LONGIFOLIA) scroll of phase door (EDGE PROTECTION) scroll of standard id (EARLYGAME LATEGAME ENDGAME) scroll of cure (DZIEWCZYNKA ZAMOCZENIA) scroll of heal other (EUROVISION FARCE CONTEST) * scroll of extra healing (THE SLEX ELDER PRIEST IS EVEN MORE EVIL THAN THE DNETHACK ONE) * scroll of greater mana restoration (WONTU PASS) Spellbooks * spellbook of sleep (resistant) * spellbook of confuse monster (red-hot) * spellbook of slow monster (quotidian) * spellbook of cause fear (glowing cobalt eight-sided) * spellbook of charm monster (pristine) * spellbook of forcible move (off-build) * spellbook of grow trees (olive green) * spellbook of dememorize (scrambled) Potions potion of booze (baby's breath) * potion of cure insanity (glassy) Tools * wooden harp (harp) * tin whistle (whistle) * grass whistle (whistle) * magic whistle (whistle) * dark magic whistle (whistle) * wooden flute (flute) * magic flute (flute) * pan pipe (set of pipes) * pan pipe of summoning (set of pipes) * pan pipe of the sewers (set of pipes) * tooled horn (horn) * fog horn (horn) * frost horn (horn) * fire horn (horn) * tempest horn (horn) * ether horn (horn) * shadow horn (horn) * chrome horn (horn) * death horn (horn) * horn of plenty (horn) * magic harp (harp) * leather drum (drum) * drum of earthquake (drum) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new spriggan 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 1 time (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye exlex the Bard... 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