crisscross, neutral male human Otaku ----- ------- (((( |.....|---------------------- ((.|.....|.....|.....<.|.......| 1(2-a....F.----|%---.---.---.|.| |a....|.....|...|.....| |.| |.....|.---.---)|------ --|.| |...@aa%|.|...|.|...| |.|.| |..a..|%|%---.|.|.--| ---.|.| |.....|.....|.|.|...| |...|.| |.....|------.|.---.| |.--|.| |.....|...)...|.....| |...|.| |.....|.---------.--- |.|.|.| |.....|...........| |.|...| |.....|--.--------- ------- |.....| |.| ...... --- |.....| |.a...| ------- [Crisscros the Mr. Yu] St5 Dx9 Co6 In17 Wi5 Ch8 OtaHumMalNeu Str:14 $430 HP-4(94) Pw68(68) AC4 Exp9 T1956 Latest messages The armed migo drone hits you! [-1 -> 18] Warning: HP low! You hit the green housecat! The green housecat misses. Your nano suit blocks the armed migo drone's attack. You kill the green housecat! The giant beetle bites you! You are severely hurt! [-8 -> 11] Warning: HP low! The real soldier ant throws a frag grenade! You dodge a frag grenade. "Fire in the hole!" The solitary ant bites you! You hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn... [-8 -> 5] Warning: HP low! The solitary ant stings you! You die... Your inventory Weapons h - the uncursed +0 kikui named Jesus Must Die (weapon in hand) {8} Armor m - an uncursed +0 nano suit (being worn) {40} y - a cursed rusty +0 kusari-katabira {120} Comestibles d - 5 uncursed carrots {0} e - an uncursed cram ration {0} f - 2 uncursed tripe rations {0} g - 3 uncursed oranges {0} i - an uncursed okonomiyaki {0} j - 2 uncursed gunyoki {0} Scrolls n - an uncursed finalized scroll of fire {0} o - an uncursed finalized scroll of food detection {0} p - an uncursed scroll of gold detection {0} q - 3 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} r - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} s - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} t - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} u - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} v - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} w - an uncursed finalized scroll of scare monster {0} z - an uncursed scroll of identify {0} Potions l - an uncursed potion of oil (400) {0} A - an uncursed potion of object detection {0} B - an uncursed finalized potion of water {0} Rings c - a cursed -4 ring of increase damage {0} Wands x - an uncursed wand of striking (0:3) {0} Tools a - an uncursed okina hako {524} b - an uncursed rugged sack {12} Contents of the okina hako: an uncursed +0 ono {24} 4 uncursed oranges {0} an uncursed wand of stat reduction (5:7) {0} Contents of the rugged sack: an uncursed amulet of nausea {0} an uncursed rusty +0 brass knuckles {2} an uncursed rusty +0 parry dagger {2} Final attributes You have sinned Your alignment was -6 Your max alignment was 17 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: clairvoyance You could not have this property extrinsically: numbopathy You could not have this property intrinsically: displacement Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 152 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 41 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 8 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 131 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 8 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 85% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 91% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 80% Tool drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 88% Monster death drops spawned with only 93% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: martial arts The following skill could not be trained at all: enchantment spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: knife The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: scimitar (turn 27) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 9 Number of fake artifacts generated was 11 Your hairstyle was 'clean cut' and your beard type is 'machiavelli' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 6955 turns ago Your areola diameter was 11 Monster spawn increase started at turn 102030 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 795815 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 43029 Your limit for ascension was at turn 4799226 The monster class that cannot be genocided was vortex The monster species that spawned more often: pour ogre (freq bonus 32) The monster species that spawned more often: wonderblonde (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: awe eddy (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: speed photon (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: snacked peritonital (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: unabridged goutily (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: kopten (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: marihuana wolf (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: dim green jelly (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: flying owlbear (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: deluge nymph (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: like-like (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: cocka-doodle-doo (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: milking talisman portly (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: baby purple worm (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: ancient blue dragon (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: prick colony (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: scenting reediting (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: swikni (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: healing spore (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as elf (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: small glowing figure The monster species that never randomly spawned: solicitude chewy reassigned infertility The monster species that never randomly spawned: nothing checker who is confused The monster species that never randomly spawned: auberge bungalow devitalize masturbation The monster species that never randomly spawned: moldy mop The monster species that never randomly spawned: unholyge corpse The monster species that never randomly spawned: underlayer farting noise The monster species that never randomly spawned: tulpas The monster species that never randomly spawned: fellatee whiny The monster species that never randomly spawned: furious dwarf The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of valhalla (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fishing pole (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: foam hostage chain (Chains) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: large shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: ESP (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wallfarting (Rings, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: carrot (Comestibles, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: berserk (Spellbooks, freq bonus 69) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: moorland (Spellbooks, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of third chance (Amulets, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: carcosan sting (Weapons, freq bonus 43) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: energy sap (Tools, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of red glass (Gems, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: speedwagon's hat (Armor, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: burrow (Spellbooks, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unlucky stone (Gems, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of celerity (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: weapon specialization (Scrolls, freq bonus 28) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chain coif (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: diskos (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clay chain (Chains, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: roman sword (Weapons, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: butterfinger stone (Gems, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: asbestos javelin (Weapons, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of cursing (Gems, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 84) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Amulets (freq bonus 79) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of starving (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: eucalyptus leaf (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: powder spray (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gray dragon scales (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Elena combat boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sentient high-heeled shoes (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: golden dragon scale mail (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Julia combat boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: down level (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: movemork stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: green damage trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: spreading trap (freq bonus 5) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 727 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 86 Traps were extra hard to find 3% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 2403 Strength training was 50 Dexterity training was 50 Wisdom training was 17 Constitution training was 50 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having clairvoyance (0) You were warned You had 2453 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 50 spells Your pantheon consisted of Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva Your deity was Vishnu The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 1:38:46 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (0) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 9 R Prepared(0) panic digging 9 R Prepared(0) phase door 9 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 9 R Prepared(0) buc test 9 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Amulets amulet of nausea (goody) Weapons katana (samurai sword) Scrolls scroll of fire (FUCK THE NOTELEPORT RULES) scroll of food detection (E4 E5 DH5 G6 DXE5PLUS HAR HAR HAR) scroll of gold detection (SEHR GEEHRTE FRAU FLUEGELBUESCHEL) scroll of healing (REUTHRA ENROUCH ZERPHRECH) scroll of mana (LAD OS GA TIL CITADELLET) scroll of phase door (SECAM NTSC) scroll of standard id (BECAUSE THE PINK WEDGE SANDALETTES LOOKED SOOOOO CUUUUUTE) scroll of cure (PUNCH FROM INVISIBLES NEVER MISS HITING) scroll of heal other (BE KOPFGESPENSTER) * scroll of extra healing (YTTOCS PU EM MAEB) * scroll of greater mana restoration (EVERCOMPLAINING SJW WHO WHINES ALL THE TIME) scroll called idk (DASH EM EXTENDED 100 METERS) scroll of scare monster (AINZ OOAL GOWN) scroll of identify (DIAF MOFO) Potions potion of full healing (fragrant olive) potion of oil (grog) potion of water (clear) potion of object detection (sweet) Rings ring of increase damage (misty) Wands wand of striking (acoustic) wand of stat reduction (medical) Tools okina hako (wooden box) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 13 Level 1: Level 2: Level 5: Level 11: Level 12: Level 13: Grund's Stronghold: level 14 Level 14: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You eaten 6 times You eaten food with animal by-products 5 times You eaten meat 5 times You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 143 times You killed 65 monsters You read items or engraved 6 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You changed form 1 time You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 2 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 2 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 2 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 1 time You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -19 You had a maximum alignment of 1 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 3 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 3 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 1 time You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 2 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 7 times You fumbled 1 time You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 1 time You sat on a throne 1 time You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 2 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 1 wall tile You untrapped 2 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 1 potion You allowed monsters to read 4 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new man 0 times You allowed 6 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 2 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 21 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (18 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (13 of 20) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (5 of 20) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Basic] (max Master) (28 of 160) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (4 of 20) searching [Basic] (max Master) (23 of 160) spirituality [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) type 3: block heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Basic] (max Expert) (124 of 160) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Basic] (max Master) (39 of 160) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (15 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (5 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Sayonara crisscross the Otaku...